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Free Mayan Oracle reading based on your birthdate

 
Quetzalcoatl
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05/31/2005 01:37 PM
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Free Mayan Oracle reading based on your birthdate
Free Destiny Oracle reading based on the Mayan calendar here: [link to www.starroot.com]

Enter your gregorian calendar birthdate at the bottome of the page
"You can't eat a cupcake with cloven hooves"

"Illusion enhances performance"
Quetzalcoatl (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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mine:

"I pulse in order to communicate
Realizing breath
I seal the input of spirit
With the solar tone of intention
I am guided by the power of endlessness
I am a galactic activation portal "
"You can't eat a cupcake with cloven hooves"

"Illusion enhances performance"
Mr. Manly (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Kumbaya! You got it going on then.
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Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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mine.........

I empower in order to love
Commanding loyalty
I seal the process of heart
With the overtone tone of radiance
I am guided by the power of endlessness

Dead nuts, I think?
9951 (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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mine

Red Crystal Earth
White Northern Castle of Crossing
Earth family- Core Clan- Sky
Galactic Activation Portal

I dedicate in order to evolve
Universalizing synchronicity
I seal the matrix of navigation
With the crystal tone of cooperation
I am guided by the power of universal water
I am a galactic activation portal enter me

wish I knew what it meant though??
"You can't eat a cupcake with cloven hooves"

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locomotion (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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mine:

I dedicate in order to communicate
Universalizing breath
I seal the input of spirit
With the crystal tone of cooperation
I am guided by the power of timelessness


Seems kinda appropriate ;)
"You can't eat a cupcake with cloven hooves"

"Illusion enhances performance"
Marlboro Man (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Interesting.

White Lunar Wizard
White Northern Castle of Crossing
Earth family- Gateway Clan- Truth


I polarize in order to enchant
Stabilizing receptivity
I seal the output of timelessness
With the lunar tone of challenge
I am guided by the power of death
"You can't eat a cupcake with cloven hooves"

"Illusion enhances performance"
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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not sure what it means, but this is mine:

I define in order to target
Measuring awareness
I seal the input of flowering
With the self-existing tone of form
I am guided by the power of universal fire
Merel (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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starsYellow Rythmic Star
Yellow Southern Castle of Giving
Earth family- Signal Clan- Blood


I organize in order to beautify
Balancing art
I seal the store of elegance
With the rythmic tone of equality
I am guided by my own power doubled
"You can't eat a cupcake with cloven hooves"

"Illusion enhances performance"
Sicksixix (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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I dissolve in order to play
Releasing illusion
I seal the process of magic
With the spectral tone of liberation
I am guided by my own power doubled
"You can't eat a cupcake with cloven hooves"

"Illusion enhances performance"
AC Invictus (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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I dissolve in order to enlighten
Releasing life
I seal the matrix of universal fire
With the spectral tone of liberation
I am guided by my own power doubled
I am a polar kin I transport the yellow galactic spectrum

I like it!
"You can't eat a cupcake with cloven hooves"

"Illusion enhances performance"
Octo (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Yellow Planetary Star
White Northern Castle of Crossing
Earth family- Signal Clan- Blood
Galactic Activation Portal

I perfect in order to beautify
Producing art
I seal the store of elegance
With the planetary tone of manifestation
I am guided by the power of intelligence
I am a galactic activation portal enter me


enter me? woohoo
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"Illusion enhances performance"
flame (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Yellow Cosmic Human
Red Eastern Castle of Turning
Earth family- Core Clan- Truth


I endure in order to influence
Transcending wisdom
I seal the process of free will
With the cosmic tone of presence
I am guided by the power of intelligence






intelligence?


blink
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"Illusion enhances performance"
Kreeper (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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I´m a Jedi!!

Red Overtone Skywalker
Green Central Castle of Enchantment
Earth family- Signal Clan- Truth

I empower in order to explore
Commanding wakefullness
I seal the output of space
With the overtone tone of radiance
I am guided by the power of birth
"You can't eat a cupcake with cloven hooves"

"Illusion enhances performance"
mine (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Red Crystal Moon
Blue Western Castle of Burning
Earth family- Gateway Clan- Blood


I dedicate in order to purify
Universalizing flow
I seal the process of universal water
With the crystal tone of cooperation
I am guided by the power of birth

Aug 10 1963
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Quetzalcoatl (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Re: Free Mayan Oracle reading based on your birthdate
Thanks for sharing all of yours--I liked reading them.


Octo---yeah, mine said "enter me" too! Funny choice of words insn´t it. We must be "temple preistess"......lmao


Quetz
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Merel (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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banned2
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Octo (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Yeah Quetz...I hope they don´t mean that literallystoner
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Quebecker nli (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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White Self-Existing Wizard
Blue Western Castle of Burning
Earth family- Gateway Clan- Truth

I define in order to enchant
Measuring receptivity
I seal the output of timelessness
With the self-existing tone of form
I am guided by the power of heart

woohoo
"You can't eat a cupcake with cloven hooves"

"Illusion enhances performance"
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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White Cosmic Wizard
Green Central Castle of Enchantment
Earth family- Gateway Clan- Truth


I endure in order to enchant
Transcending receptivity
I seal the output of timelessness
With the cosmic tone of presence
I am guided by the power of endlessness
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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White Resonant Wizard
Green Central Castle of Enchantment
Earth family- Gateway Clan- Truth

I channel in order to enchant
Inspiring receptivity
I seal the output of timelessness
With the resonant tone of attunement
I am guided by the power of death
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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I dedicate in order to enlighten
Universalizing life
I seal the matrix of universal fire
With the crystal tone of cooperation
I am guided by the power of free will
mrB (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Im a Jedi too LOL

Red Rythmic Skywalker
Green Central Castle of Enchantment
Earth family- Signal Clan- Truth

I organize in order to explore
Balancing wakefullness
I seal the output of space
With the rythmic tone of equality
I am guided by my own power doubled
"You can't eat a cupcake with cloven hooves"

"Illusion enhances performance"
Baka (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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White Cosmic Dog
Blue Western Castle of Burning
Earth family- Polar Clan- Truth


I endure in order to love
Transcending loyalty
I seal the process of heart
With the cosmic tone of presence
I am guided by the power of timelessness
"You can't eat a cupcake with cloven hooves"

"Illusion enhances performance"
angel8765 (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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White Resonant World-Bridger
Red Eastern Castle of Turning
Earth family- Cardinal Clan- Blood


I channel in order to equalize
Inspiring opportunity
I seal the store of death
With the resonant tone of attunement
I am guided by the power of endlessness
"You can't eat a cupcake with cloven hooves"

"Illusion enhances performance"
gooderboy (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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White Electric World-Bridger
Blue Western Castle of Burning
Earth family- Cardinal Clan- Blood
Galactic Activation Portal

I activate in order to equalize
Bonding opportunity
I seal the store of death
With the electric tone of service
I am guided by the power of heart
I am a galactic activation portal enter me

w/luv,
just me

(thanks for the read on y´all too... t´is loads of fun)
"You can't eat a cupcake with cloven hooves"

"Illusion enhances performance"
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Blue Galactic Monkey (rather insensitive really)

I harmonize in order to play
Modelling Illusion
I seal the process of magic
with the galactic tone of integrity
I am guided by the power of vision
I am a galactic activation portal enter me (at you own risk!!)
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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I dedicate in order to know
Universalizing healing
I seal the store of accomplishment
With the crystal tone of cooperation
I am guided by the power of self-generation



Actually, I don´t really understand this.stars
Fast5 (not longed in) (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Re: Free Mayan Oracle reading based on your birthdate
Enter your gregorian calendar birthdate

?
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quetz, nli (OP)

12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Re: Free Mayan Oracle reading based on your birthdate
some of these sound quite funny---I just found the site today.
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Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:16 AM
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Re: Free Mayan Oracle reading based on your birthdate
Fast--that is your birthdate.

The Mayan Calander is based on 260 days and Galactic alignments---it transalates your birthdate to that system.

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