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Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?

 
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07/11/2010 01:14 PM
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Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
I do. Never in my house on purpose, but when I'm out, I feel deviant. It's my way of screwing the man for not making me rich. dance I am not sexist, ladies are free to answer as well.
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07/11/2010 01:15 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
You are vile!

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07/11/2010 01:19 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
Nope...only in the sink....
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07/11/2010 01:26 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
I do. Never in my house on purpose, but when I'm out, I feel deviant. It's my way of screwing the man for not making me rich. dance I am not sexist, ladies are free to answer as well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1030019


You Are a FREAK..
Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2010 01:29 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
only if it pees on me first
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07/11/2010 01:31 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
I do. Never in my house on purpose, but when I'm out, I feel deviant. It's my way of screwing the man for not making me rich. dance I am not sexist, ladies are free to answer as well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1030019

You're not "screwing the man", you're just being an asshole.
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07/11/2010 01:33 PM

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you are not "screwing the system" You are pissing all over the place like a baby, and someone who makes 8.50 /hr trying to feed his kids rather than sit on welfare cus he can't find the job he really wants, has to go in there and clean it all up !
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07/11/2010 01:35 PM
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I am a girl and if my old man pee's on the toilet seat he is kicked to the curb-----that is the most distusting thing.....and if he leaves the toilet seat up I burn his dinner.....that is what bastard gets.......lol
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07/11/2010 01:40 PM

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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
I am a girl and if my old man pee's on the toilet seat he is kicked to the curb-----that is the most distusting thing.....and if he leaves the toilet seat up I burn his dinner.....that is what bastard gets.......lol
 Quoting: I am Free? Maybe


you know!? what the hell IS it with this Toilet Seat thing ? You girls need it down, We need it up. Why is it our responsibility to cater to your need of having it back down? whens the last time you left one UP for us ?

meh... now THAT OP, I agree with. I don't pee on them, but I always leave them DOWN. lol
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07/11/2010 01:41 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
Only in public if there is people in the bathroom.

Otherwise it's the floor.
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07/11/2010 01:42 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
I do,

But my piss is made of hot flowing lava. Therefore, my pee destroys your puny toilet seat!

Bwaa-Ha-Haaa!

Poof!

explosion
Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2010 02:28 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
I do,

But my piss is made of hot flowing lava. Therefore, my pee destroys your puny toilet seat!

Bwaa-Ha-Haaa!

Poof!

explosion
 Quoting: Darth Shadow 997239

downside of being the human torch
Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2010 02:29 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
When my wife makes me mad I do.
I leave the seat up at night when
she is being a bitch also.
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07/11/2010 02:30 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
I'm a girl and pee standing upin the shower as I feel it is a novelty.
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07/11/2010 02:32 PM
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If you don't pee on the toilet seat then the terroist win.
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07/11/2010 02:35 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
I do. Never in my house on purpose, but when I'm out, I feel deviant. It's my way of screwing the man for not making me rich. dance I am not sexist, ladies are free to answer as well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1030019


What I just LOVE is going to a public restroom and finding a toilet seat COVERED in paper, soaked in piss, and with a couple of turds sitting on top.
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07/11/2010 02:36 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
Nope...only in the sink....
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yep, same here.

I don't even care if it's full of dishes.
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07/11/2010 02:38 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
Once, on my last day at work.

But that was more the seat, the walls, the floor, the sink, and the door knob.
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07/11/2010 02:38 PM

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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
in Russia Toilet seat pee's on you!
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07/11/2010 02:45 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
Anytime I visit the White House, I leave the seat down when I pee! chuckle

Wankers! bartmoon

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"To pee or not to pee, that is the question!" - Old Toad Proverb

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07/11/2010 02:47 PM

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ha ha! see thats why I love this place... When I woke up this morning, of all the things I thought I might decide I wanted to do, " Going to the white house to pee on a toilet seat " would have NEVER crossed my mind..

Kudos Toad !
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07/11/2010 02:48 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
I am a girl and if my old man pee's on the toilet seat he is kicked to the curb-----that is the most distusting thing.....and if he leaves the toilet seat up I burn his dinner.....that is what bastard gets.......lol
 Quoting: I am Free? Maybe



You sound like so much fun, to be with.
Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2010 02:48 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
yes, and the shower drain as well
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07/11/2010 03:14 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
That remminds me of the time I visited Wal-mart's restroom and there was a pile of turds ON THE FLOOR. I almost vomited.
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07/11/2010 03:15 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
sometimes by accident after a long night of sex and drinking... sometimes to groggy to think about picking up the seat. I'll be honest
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07/11/2010 03:20 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
I am a girl and if my old man pee's on the toilet seat he is kicked to the curb-----that is the most distusting thing.....and if he leaves the toilet seat up I burn his dinner.....that is what bastard gets.......lol


you know!? what the hell IS it with this Toilet Seat thing ? You girls need it down, We need it up. Why is it our responsibility to cater to your need of having it back down? whens the last time you left one UP for us ?

meh... now THAT OP, I agree with. I don't pee on them, but I always leave them DOWN. lol
 Quoting: Tazzz




This is why my old man must leave the toilet seat down when he is finished......


One night- in the middle of the night-I went to the bathroom, he had left the tiolet seat up-I did not know this and in a sleepy hurry----I FELL IN. Now pissed---


If I burn his dinner for leaving the toilet up- what do you think I did for this?

He NEVER forgets now......
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07/11/2010 03:33 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
Actually there is NO reason for men to stand when peeing.
Tiny droplets splash out even if a man doesn't miss, which most men do anyway.
When wearing shorts you can feel the micro droplets hitting your thighs/knees as you pee.
In my own home and the homes of others who I know have cleanliness standards close to mine, I SIT to pee as it is the cleanest most respectful thing to do.
Guests in my home are warned to sit to pee and if I find pee on the seat or anywhere for that matter that they will be ejected and never invited back or allowed back.
Tazzz
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07/11/2010 03:35 PM

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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
well, this has certainly been entertaining. I must point out however that my true calling is to just go piss in the back yard. Espescually if it is at night, and the only concern I have is " where is the dog? " the rest of the yard is one Giant Target.
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07/11/2010 03:38 PM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
I love it when guys use the same word as girls: pee. Real mean piss !
GeordieLegend

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12/06/2012 03:24 AM
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Us men just cant win.

Women complain when we leave the toilet seat up, and they complain when we leave it down and piss all over it...
Propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach...
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12/06/2012 04:43 AM
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Re: Do you ever pee on the toilet seat?
Actually there is NO reason for men to stand when peeing.
Tiny droplets splash out even if a man doesn't miss, which most men do anyway.
When wearing shorts you can feel the micro droplets hitting your thighs/knees as you pee.
In my own home and the homes of others who I know have cleanliness standards close to mine, I SIT to pee as it is the cleanest most respectful thing to do.
Guests in my home are warned to sit to pee and if I find pee on the seat or anywhere for that matter that they will be ejected and never invited back or allowed back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1032972


You sound like a pee Nazi.