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HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/13/2010 12:00 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
Just don't want my kid to be perceived as one those rap video girls.
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07/13/2010 12:03 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
It's a known fact that:

Protruding stomach = liver issues
Sagging lower stomach = adrenal issues
Fat all over = thyroid issues
Large ass = Ovary issues

Get that child to a gyno asap!
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07/13/2010 12:03 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
You're a bunch of pervs. I'll let "judge" try and sentence you along with the rest of the thugs harassing my kid.

stfu


I'm assuming by "thugs" you mean blacks. So this is a racial situation?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1034466

Dude, reread the posts carefully. I didn't start this discussion. It's not my daughter's ass that is being debated on the internet. I'll bet she'd be proud of Pop if she saw his posts.
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
AC 1034466: It’s also the white kids with sideways baseball cap and sagging pants too.
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07/13/2010 12:06 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
AC 1013671 this is an anonymous post. Don’t start backsliding now. I prefer you as the perv and not a human.
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07/13/2010 12:14 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
AC 1013671 this is an anonymous post. Don’t start backsliding now. I prefer you as the perv and not a human.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1013605

I really don't give a fuck what you prefer. Do you look at it a lot?
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07/13/2010 12:16 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
s226 s226
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
AC 1013671 your opinions are no longer required. So go get your butt plug and hum along now…mmm-k
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07/13/2010 12:17 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
rant
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1013605



People lust after the in things of the day.

Big butts are currently the in thing.


Blame the ever decreasing quality in arts and culture.
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07/13/2010 12:18 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
AC 1013671 your opinions are no longer required. So go get your butt plug and hum along now…mmm-k
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I don't think that you get to decide when my opinions are no longer required.
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07/13/2010 12:19 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
hormone filled dairy products.
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This. There are more growth hormones and hormone imitators in the food today than ever (and in the water from people flushing pills). I have seen relatives that are barely 10 with full butts and these poor girls are probably having their periods already... sickening
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07/13/2010 12:20 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
Eat Organic food only, no way will you get fat from eating good.
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07/13/2010 12:20 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
It's a known fact that:

Protruding stomach = liver issues
Sagging lower stomach = adrenal issues
Fat all over = thyroid issues
Large ass = Ovary issues

Get that child to a gyno asap!
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Where is more info on these?
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07/13/2010 12:23 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
Why is having a massive butt about attracting the wrong type of attention?

If anything, guys will avoid her. Noone likes big fat butts.

Unless you are insinuating black guys like big butts, and are therefore focusing attention on your daughter.
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
OMG AC 1013671 …you’re still here. Must be very frustrating for you. Go get help…NOW!!! Google your neighborhood crisis line for assistance.
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07/13/2010 12:25 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
OMG AC 1013671 …you’re still here. Must be very frustrating for you. Go get help…NOW!!! Google your neighborhood crisis line for assistance.
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07/13/2010 12:27 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
Thanks for dance AC 1013671 because I'm running out come-backs.
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07/13/2010 12:31 AM
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Incredibly funny, and, hopefully, a bit racist -- always stirs things up. Thanks !!
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07/13/2010 12:32 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
Thanks for dance AC 1013671 because I'm running out come-backs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1013605

I knew you would run out sooner or later. I was just being a dumbass on the net. I'm sorry that I made light of a situation about which you are truly concerned. If it was my child, I would probably feel the same. Peace.
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07/13/2010 12:32 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
Why is having a massive butt about attracting the wrong type of attention?

If anything, guys will avoid her. Noone likes big fat butts.

Unless you are insinuating black guys like big butts, and are therefore focusing attention on your daughter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1034358



I do not know what is considered hot in China but pop stars with hips like Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez are "in" in this part of the world. I can see how OP's kid may receive unwanted attention.
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07/13/2010 12:33 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
AC 1034466: It’s also the white kids with sideways baseball cap and sagging pants too.
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So it's wiggers as well as jiggers?
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07/13/2010 12:40 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
thanks for the concern and good night.
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07/13/2010 12:41 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
It happens when people take their eyes and apply their vision to her butt.

It's not her problem that she's getting the wrong type of attention, unless she dresses in a way to show off her curves on purpose. Even if she does, it's the people who ogle her that have the problem. If she's under 18, they got a big problem.

Best to get her out of a neighborhood where the menfolk ogle her like that, get her around some gentlemen (if such a thing exists).
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07/13/2010 01:14 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
Just don't want my kid to be perceived as one those rap video girls.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1013605

Are you the chick from the Sir Mix-a-Lot video? That may be why your daughter has a big butt too.

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big.
She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriend.
But you know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there.
I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!
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07/13/2010 01:16 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
Change diet; get off of high fructose corn syrup and bread.

WORK OUT at the gym.!!! IMPORTANT to weight loss

cant loose weight without exercise as well.
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07/13/2010 01:24 AM
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07/13/2010 01:39 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
like sir mix a lot says...red beans and rice didnt miss her!!!


or she might be wearing those ass extenders...lol
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07/13/2010 01:41 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
It happens when people take their eyes and apply their vision to her butt.

It's not her problem that she's getting the wrong type of attention, unless she dresses in a way to show off her curves on purpose. Even if she does, it's the people who ogle her that have the problem. If she's under 18, they got a big problem.

Best to get her out of a neighborhood where the menfolk ogle her like that, get her around some gentlemen (if such a thing exists).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1022652

not any more...society has went to SHIT
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07/13/2010 01:47 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
It's a known fact that:

Protruding stomach = liver issues
Sagging lower stomach = adrenal issues
Fat all over = thyroid issues
Large ass = Ovary issues

Get that child to a gyno asap!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 810468
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07/13/2010 01:49 AM
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Re: HELP… My daughter has a bigger butt than most black girls and is attracting the wrong type of attention...how did this happen?
It's a known fact that:

Protruding stomach = liver issues
Sagging lower stomach = adrenal issues
Fat all over = thyroid issues
Large ass = Ovary issues

Get that child to a gyno asap!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 810468



that doesn't make sense. having a large ass implies that you have large hips, which you have mostly likely because you are super fertile and ready to bear children.
so, ovary issues don't really pan out with that.

but I don't know why people are saying it's about her being fat when it's her genetics and playing soccer (football)

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