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CHUPACABRA found and killed by Animal Control in Texas! Video of animal!! WOW!!! They're real!!!

 
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CHUPACABRA found and killed by Animal Control in Texas! Video of animal!! WOW!!! They're real!!!
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A barn in Hood County, Texas, has become ground zero in the hunt for the chupacabra.

Earlier this week, animal control officer Frank Hackett shot and killed what was unquestionably one of the ugliest creatures to ever walk the planet. That much we know. What's less clear is whether or not the departed creature was the elusive goat-sucking beast.

Interestingly, that wasn't the only chupacabra sighting around Hood County. A second creature was spotted and killed several miles away. Both appear to be either hairless coyotes, extremely ugly dogs, or, who knows? Maybe the thing they call el chupacabra.

In the wake of the discovery, Web searches on "chupacabra sightings" and "chupacabra texas" both roared to life, as did Web lookups for "chupacabra translation" and "chupacabra definition." According to Virtue Science, the name literally translates to "goat sucker." Legend states that the beast would attack goats and suck their blood. Think of them as a less sexy version of "Twilight"'s infamous vampire Edward Cullen.

Officer Hackett was careful not to say whether or not this is really the mysterious beast. He's going to wait for the DNA tests before he makes up his mind. There is one thing he does know: "It wasn't normal." And another officer on the scene commented that she'd "never seen anything like it."

Below you can watch the locals discuss their findings, but beware. The images of the creature are quite nasty.
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This is legit. They're even going to do a DNA test because they have no clue what kind of animal it is!!
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LOL!

Is everybody in that video really that stupid.?

It is OBVIOUSLY a jackal with mange

Any idiot can see that

Or possibly a coyote with mange

Whatever
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Dog with no hair.

fail.
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LOL!

Is everybody in that video really that stupid.?

It is OBVIOUSLY a jackal with mange

Any idiot can see that

Or possibly a coyote with mange

Whatever
 Quoting: lapis lazuli 1020771

Nope, not a jackal, not a dog...they're doing DNA testing!!!
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This is legit. They're even going to do a DNA test because they have no clue what kind of animal it is!!
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holy fuck!!

They are going to do a DNA test on a jackal!

That is truly amazing!
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Dog with no hair.

fail.
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I don't think the animal control would lie...they've never seen an animal like it before!

they're doing DNA testing!!
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This is legit. They're even going to do a DNA test because they have no clue what kind of animal it is!!



holy fuck!!

They are going to do a DNA test on a jackal!

That is truly amazing!
 Quoting: lapis lazuli 1020771

Why do you think they'd waste all that money on a DNA test if they didn't need one?????
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The ears really make me wonder what's going on there. A spliced/genetically mutated creature, perhaps?
Which is the most universal human characteristic, fear or laziness?
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The ears really make me wonder what's going on there. A spliced/genetically mutated creature, perhaps?
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yes, perhaps it is!!!

DNA testing will confirm if it's chupacabra...I think it is, so does animal control!!!
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Dog with no hair.

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I can understand the average GLPer falling for this video, many of the fruitcakes will fall for just about anything around here

What are you telling me that ranchers can't identify what a jackal looks like?

police officers have never seen a dog with the mangE?
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The ears really make me wonder what's going on there. A spliced/genetically mutated creature, perhaps?

yes, perhaps it is!!!

DNA testing will confirm if it's chupacabra...I think it is, so does animal control!!!
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ORLY?

They have some chupacabra DNA to compare it to?
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Dog with no hair.

fail.

I can understand the average GLPer falling for this video, many of the fruitcakes will fall for just about anything around here

What are you telling me that ranchers can't identify what a jackal looks like?

police officers have never seen a dog with the mangE?
 Quoting: lapis lazuli 1020771

Of course ranchers and police have seen dogs with mange and jackals, so that's why this is a legit chupacabra!!!! that proves it!!!!

They've never seen this animal before so it must be a chupacabra!!!! That's the proof!!!! And the fact they need DNA done!!!!
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The ears really make me wonder what's going on there. A spliced/genetically mutated creature, perhaps?
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check out this chupacabre!!

[link to 0.tqn.com]
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The ears really make me wonder what's going on there. A spliced/genetically mutated creature, perhaps?

yes, perhaps it is!!!

DNA testing will confirm if it's chupacabra...I think it is, so does animal control!!!



ORLY?

They have some chupacabra DNA to compare it to?
 Quoting: DNAprototype

I'm sure TPTB do!!!! They have alien DNA as well!!!!

The tests will confirm then you all will realize that chupacabra are really in texas!!!!!!
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Of course ranchers and police have seen dogs with mange and jackals, so that's why this is a legit chupacabra!!!! that proves it!!!!

They've never seen this animal before so it must be a chupacabra!!!! That's the proof!!!! And the fact they need DNA done!!!!
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good point!

you have convinced me
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everyone know chupacabras carry baskets of tacos. no tacos, no chupacabra.
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Does anyone know if they are doing DNA testing?
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Re: CHUPACABRA found and killed by Animal Control in Texas! Video of animal!! WOW!!! They're real!!!
The ears really make me wonder what's going on there. A spliced/genetically mutated creature, perhaps?


check out this chupacabre!!

[link to 0.tqn.com]
 Quoting: lapis lazuli 1020771

that's lame!!!!! that's a jackal!!!!!

that animal in the video looks nothing like that!!!!!

why do you think they're doing DNA testing!!!!???????
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Does anyone know if they are doing DNA testing?
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didn't you watch the video??????

yes they are!!!!
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Does anyone know if they are doing DNA testing?

didn't you watch the video??????

yes they are!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1011544



I was being sarcastic, because you have mentioned that about 40 times.

(idiot)
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Does anyone know if they are doing DNA testing?
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the very fact that anonymous people on an Internet forum are demanding a DNA test pretty much proves this is a chupacabra
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why do they keep killing the dogs?
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How many jackals have you seen in the continental U.S.?

Coyote, coy/dog or mangy dog, but no jackals.

I am continually amazed at people who would shoot first and ask questions later, 'Oooh, its UGLY, let's SHOOT it!' or 'I don't know what that varmint is, lets kill it!'.

Just like that farmer in South America who supposedly trapped what looked like a young reptilian. He ended up drowning it after a struggle.

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The ears really make me wonder what's going on there. A spliced/genetically mutated creature, perhaps?


check out this chupacabre!!

[link to 0.tqn.com]

that's lame!!!!! that's a jackal!!!!!

that animal in the video looks nothing like that!!!!!

why do you think they're doing DNA testing!!!!???????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1011544

what?

How dare you! Anybody can see that that is a CHUPACABRA !
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How many jackals have you seen in the continental U.S.?

Coyote, coy/dog or mangy dog, but no jackals.

I am continually amazed at people who would shoot first and ask questions later, 'Oooh, its UGLY, let's SHOOT it!' or 'I don't know what that varmint is, lets kill it!'.

Just like that farmer in South America who supposedly trapped what looked like a young reptilian. He ended up drowning it after a struggle.

1doh1
 Quoting: czygyny

I agree!!!!! The animal control should not have killed it, but now they must confirm it's DNA!!!!!

Can't wait to show all of you people wrong!!!!
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The ears really make me wonder what's going on there. A spliced/genetically mutated creature, perhaps?


check out this chupacabre!!

[link to 0.tqn.com]

that's lame!!!!! that's a jackal!!!!!

that animal in the video looks nothing like that!!!!!

why do you think they're doing DNA testing!!!!???????

what?

How dare you! Anybody can see that that is a CHUPACABRA !
 Quoting: lapis lazuli 1020771


i didnt see any tacos.
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Can't wait to show all of you people wrong!!!!
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Reminds me of the other day and someone was sure that Noah's ark had been discovered.
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what a bunch of moranic drama queens

just another coyote w/mange

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what a bunch of moranic drama queens

just another coyote w/mange

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 Quoting: Lassie 1030794

you are bs!!!!!!!!

that is not a coyote!!! don't you think rancers and animal control know what a coyote with mange looks like!??????

why are they doing DNA on a coyote with mange???????
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1. We don't have "jackals" in Texas. If we do, it's because some al quada individual is calling an American one.

2. That's a coyote with some kind of skin issue since it has no fur. The face is distinctly a coyote.

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