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Just Had The Crap Scared Outta Me.

 
Anonymous Coward
06/02/2005 10:14 AM
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Just Had The Crap Scared Outta Me.
I went out back a little while ago to put some fishing gear into my boat.
I walked out onto the deck and headed towards my dock.
When I got to the steps at the bottom of the deck I caught a black thing outta the corner of my eye. I turned around and there was a huge black bear on my deck. I had walked right past it. I didn´t even see it about 9 feet to my left as I went out the door.
Now I had a bear between me and my house. The bear saw me and came off the deck and started walking towards me and all I had were a couple of stupid fishing rods as a weapon.
I ran down to the dock and jumped on my boat with the cover still on it and untied just as the bear got to the edge of the dock. I pushed off and waited until the stupid bear decided I wasn´t interesting anymore and walked away.
Sounds stupid but I wasn´t scared until he started walking towards me. I kinda felt like lunch for a minute or so and felt kinda dumb sitting on top of the boat cover floating on the lake after he walked away.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Holy Moley!
josh
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Holy Crap
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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bundy
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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AWWWWWW!!!
He just wanted a liddle hugsmile_hear
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Pussy...

You shoulda wrassled him...
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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where do you live?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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AC 1644 wants you dead. I would have done the same thing, but probably would have pissed myself as I ran.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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I live in the Poconos. We have been having a serious bear problem for the last few years.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Believe me this happens more often than your think. On a related note, once i was in Africa and this one guy I was travelling with was an ahole, so one night i noticed a large elephant standing perfectly still next to both our tents. I saw the guy coming down the path and decided not to say anything about the elephant until he was right in front of it. He was about to walk into his tent with this elephant standing right there next to him and a tree and then I said "hey! watch out for the elephant!" It caught the guy by such surprise that he almost jumped out of his shorts lol. Anyway, it was fking hilarious and proves that large animals can easily disguise themselves, at least if were not paying attention.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Bears = Land sharks






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Low Priest
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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You did the right thing by getting into the boat. Sounds like the bear had just placed you on his menu.

Glad you´re okay!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Sheesh! I´m so glad we don´t have any wildlife much bigger than a badger here. Glad to hear you escaped unscathed.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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You can thank Dr. Alt for the bear population/problem in PA. He was hailed as an god for supposedly bringing the bear population back in PA, unfortunately he decimated the deer heard.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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We have a bunch of black bear here in FLorida as well.

A lot of people don´t realize that.
Mr spock
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Your Lucky, Here they get real big, move silently and evily stalk you, when your real close to getting in the boat at night or sleeping in the tent !!! SNAP !!! your in the mouth. and rolling rolling rolling. Big Salt water Crocodiles will feed.

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Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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How terrifying! It´s a good thing that bear wasn´t ambitious enough to swim after you.

We have a family story where gramps took a bunch of old women out to pick blackberries in the woods. While they were picking and chatting he spied a bear a little bit away watching them. He said nothing and didn´t tell the women until they were back at the cabin. Why? Because they would have panicked and started screaming and running and set the bear off. It is the nature of a predatory animal to give chase.
Rex
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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The biggest wild animal I have seen around my house is a possum.

$10,000.00 fine if you kill it. Squirrels too.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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I see dead possums on the road all the time.

What´s up w/ a fine? Sounds ridiculous.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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I think Rex means if you purposely kill a possum. A lot of time when they get onto a road they get freaked by the cars and do that playing dead thing till they wind up getting run over.
Sireen
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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good thing you had a boat...unless of course you had someone with you, you ran faster than!
Octo
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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There was a bear a couple of years back that chased 2 of my friends in the woods at my cabin. They saved themselves by climbing up a big rock...they sat there all night...

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Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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yeah, but why a fine?

they are not endangered, are they?
Rex
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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My city considers possums, squirrels, etc. to be wild life and so protects them from people like me.

BTW, possums can take several hits from a pellet gun and won´t die. So I have been told. Shhh.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Nope Sireen...I was all alone. If the bear got me I wouldn´t have been missed till my kids got home from school.
I think the bear must have smelled food on me. I had just feed my kid´s cat and I must have gotten some of the cat food juice on me.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Try moving to Alaska theres more bears than people up here and they wont do anything about it. They can come in your yard and destroy property and kill your pets and they just say OH hes just a juvenile bear out having some fun.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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We have a bunch of black bear here in FLorida as well.

A lot of people don´t realize that.




Have lived in Florida all my life and saw my first black bear two weeks ago. Was travelling on HWY 40 in the Ocala National Forest and right beside the road was a huge black bear foraging. We slowed not knowing what we were seeing in the distance(I thought at first it was some incredibly huge black dog haha) and when it saw us it fled into the forest. This was in the middle of the afternoon with few cars on the road. The kids were so excited. We have travelled the road many times and have never seen anything like that.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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I´m fascinated by bears, but they are , at the same time, always in one of my recurring nightmares. In my dream, a bear chases me to my front door and I just manage to get it shut and locked seconds before he can get to me.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Where was your .44 magnum bear medicine?
Decksurf
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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The bear knows the secret of invisibility.
Remain perfectly still.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Bad luck for the bear; he only wanted some fresh tasty meat...maybe next time.