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Census Worker keeps coming to my house. What should I do?

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2010 12:56 PM
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Census Worker keeps coming to my house. What should I do?
I answered "2" on the form and didn't want to answer any more questions for I felt my privacy was being violated. Now for the past 3 days the Census worker keeps coming and knocking on the door. I don't answer. When will it stop!?
Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2010 12:57 PM
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Just fill out anything as long as its filled out they will go away.
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07/15/2010 12:59 PM
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It will never stop until its filled out
Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2010 12:59 PM
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Just fill it out and they will go away

What are you hiding are you a terrorist?
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07/15/2010 12:59 PM
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It's not some evil government plot to get information on you. Just fill it out, it's not big deal.
"And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention"
Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2010 01:00 PM
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Re: Census Worker keeps coming to my house. What should I do?
Stop being a silly douche and fill out the fucking form that has nothing to do with your evil devil obama.

Even had your party won the form would be the same.

I dont understand how you think this is at all "sticking it to the man".
Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2010 01:00 PM
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Get a buddy to lay down on your porch and let you draw a chalk outline around him. Spread some census papers around the chalk outline. Chances are you will only get one more visit. rockon
wok
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07/15/2010 01:00 PM
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throw a bucket of crap ovr him
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07/15/2010 01:01 PM
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what are there census workers posting here now?
Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2010 01:02 PM
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I answered "2" on the form and didn't want to answer any more questions for I felt my privacy was being violated. Now for the past 3 days the Census worker keeps coming and knocking on the door. I don't answer. When will it stop!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 771821

IT WILL STOP WHEN YOU ANSWER COWARD. ANSWER AND TELL HIM YOU ANSWERED WHAT WAS REQUIRED AND DO NOT RETURN AND HE WONT.
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07/15/2010 01:04 PM
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They have already gps's your front door, might as well open the door and ONLY ANWER FEDERAL MANDATED questions....I told that chick that who came to my door....then she started asking me question like: Is anyone in the house going in or out off jail alot??????WTF I told her NO- we try to stay out of that place as much as possible-(dumbass). I started getting mad and told her again.....how many people live here-how long-ages and that's ALL the rest is a NONEYA
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07/15/2010 01:43 PM
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Theres always the old "Triple-S" solution:

Shoot, Shovel, and Shut up!
Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2010 01:45 PM
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we kept ignoring the one at our door. he stopped coming.
Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2010 01:46 PM
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Just ignore it. They do stop eventually, unless they're psychopathic retards or senile.
Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2010 01:46 PM
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you paranoid, delusional shut-ins crack me up!

does the poor widdle census worker scare you?

baby
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07/15/2010 01:47 PM
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Amuse yourself. Put goo on the doorbell, slime the knocker with vaseline.
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07/15/2010 01:48 PM
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you paranoid, delusional shut-ins crack me up!

does the poor widdle census worker scare you?

baby
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 321994

Nah. I'm afraid I'd kick the shit out of any asswad census worker I talked to so I ignore them.
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07/15/2010 01:51 PM
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dumbass
Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2010 01:54 PM
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Re: Census Worker keeps coming to my house. What should I do?
Open the door and tell them you are the caretaker. Then, tell them that the owner of the house is out of the country for the next 6 months.If they want to contact the owner they will have to come back then. They will go away confused and bewildered It works every time.

Fight the Power.
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07/15/2010 01:55 PM
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you paranoid, delusional shut-ins crack me up!

does the poor widdle census worker scare you?

baby

Nah. I'm afraid I'd kick the shit out of any asswad census worker I talked to so I ignore them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1033397

Anger problems I assume?

How many times a week do you beat your wife and kids?
Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2010 01:56 PM
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what's with all these foreigners giving advice about the us census?
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07/15/2010 01:56 PM
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I never got a census form in the mail and no one came to my house.
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“Neither branch of the legislative department [House of Representatives or Senate], still less any merely administrative body [insert Census Bureau], established by congress, possesses, or can be invested with, a general power of making inquiry into the private affairs of the citizen. Kilbourn v. Thompson, 103 U.S. 168, 190. We said in Boyd v. U.S., 116 U. S. 616, 630, 6 Sup. Ct. 524,―and it cannot be too often repeated,―that the principles that embody the essence of constitutional liberty and security forbid all invasions on the part of government and it’s employees of the sanctity of a man’s home and the privacies of his life. As said by Mr. Justice Field in Re Pacific Ry. Commission, 32 Fed. 241, 250, ‘of all the rights of the citizen, few are of greater importance or more essential to his peace and happiness than the right of personal security, and that involves, not merely protection of his person from assault, but exemption of his private affairs, books, and papers from inspection and scrutiny of others. Without the enjoyment of this right, all others would lose half their value.’” [The bracketed words added for clarification]

Last Edited by Pilot_007 on 07/15/2010 01:59 PM
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Use of deadly force; presumption of fear of death or great bodily harm
Pilot_007

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07/15/2010 01:58 PM

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Re: Census Worker keeps coming to my house. What should I do?
To Whom it May Concern,

Pursuant to Article I, Section 2, Clause 3 of the Constitution, the only information you are empowered to request is the total number of occupants at this address. My “name, sex, age, date of birth, race, ethnicity, telephone number, relationship and housing tenure” have absolutely nothing to do with apportioning direct taxes or determining the number of representatives in the House of Representatives. Therefore, neither Congress nor the Census Bureau have the constitutional authority to make that information request a component of the enumeration outlined in Article I, Section 2, Clause 3. In addition, I cannot be subject to a fine for basing my conduct on the Constitution because that document trumps laws passed by Congress.

Interstate Commerce Commission v. Brimson, 154 U.S. 447, 479 (May 26, 1894)

“Neither branch of the legislative department [House of Representatives or Senate], still less any merely administrative body [such as the Census Bureau], established by congress, possesses, or can be invested with, a general power of making inquiry into the private affairs of the citizen. Kilbourn v. Thompson, 103 U.S. 168, 190. We said in Boyd v. U.S., 116 U. S. 616, 630, 6 Sup. Ct. 524,―and it cannot be too often repeated,―that the principles that embody the essence of constitutional liberty and security forbid all invasions on the part of government and it’s employees of the sanctity of a man’s home and the privacies of his life. As said by Mr. Justice Field in Re Pacific Ry. Commission, 32 Fed. 241, 250, ‘of all the rights of the citizen, few are of greater importance or more essential to his peace and happiness than the right of personal security, and that involves, not merely protection of his person from assault, but exemption of his private affairs, books, and papers from inspection and scrutiny of others. Without the enjoyment of this right, all others would lose half their value.’”

Note: This United States Supreme Court case has never been overturned.

Respectfully,

A Citizen of the United States of America
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Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2010 02:10 PM
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i filled mine out 4 and then i moved muhahahahaha
Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2010 02:13 PM
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Re: Census Worker keeps coming to my house. What should I do?
you paranoid, delusional shut-ins crack me up!

does the poor widdle census worker scare you?

baby

Nah. I'm afraid I'd kick the shit out of any asswad census worker I talked to so I ignore them.

Anger problems I assume?

How many times a week do you beat your wife and kids?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 321994

i reckon only when they need it.
Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2010 02:26 PM
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Re: Census Worker keeps coming to my house. What should I do?
you paranoid, delusional shut-ins crack me up!

does the poor widdle census worker scare you?

baby

Nah. I'm afraid I'd kick the shit out of any asswad census worker I talked to so I ignore them.

Anger problems I assume?

How many times a week do you beat your wife and kids?

i reckon only when they need it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1033502


you know what they say about a woman with 2 black eyes.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/15/2010 02:27 PM
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I have already had 2 census workers FIRED for this.

Here is what you have to do.

1. post no trespassing signs on your property
2. when they show back up ask them to write down their name and the name / phone number of their supervisor before you do or say anything else
3. ask the census worker if they saw the no trespassing signs
4. inform the census worker that federal law only allows them to enter your property for the purpose of enumerating your house for the united states census. Since this has already been done at your residence inform them that they are now breaking the law and could be arrested for trespassing. Order them off the property.
5. call the supervisor and inform them that your house has already been enumerated and that the census worker knowingly bypassed your no trespassing signs on a house that they KNEW had already been enumerated. Demand that the census worker be fired for violating the law. Inform the supervisor that you will be calling the sheriff and pressing charges for trespassing if another worker shows up.

The law does not allow them to come back onto your property if it's posted no trespassing once your house has been counted

They kept coming by here asking questions about my neighbors.. and homie don't play that..
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Thanks TrInItY this really helps. rockon
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07/15/2010 02:35 PM
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WOW, this thread is FULL of posts from sheeple and/or fed shills!!

The ONLY QUESTION that ANYONE is REQUIRED to answer is HOW MANY PEOPLE RESIDE THERE. That is IT! Anything else is an INVASION OF PRIVACY and should NOT be answered!!
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Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2010 03:22 PM
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Re: Census Worker keeps coming to my house. What should I do?
you paranoid, delusional shut-ins crack me up!

does the poor widdle census worker scare you?

baby

Nah. I'm afraid I'd kick the shit out of any asswad census worker I talked to so I ignore them.

Anger problems I assume?

How many times a week do you beat your wife and kids?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 321994

No wife or kids...I just have a kitty I kick like a little football when I'm furious.
Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2010 03:27 PM
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Re: Census Worker keeps coming to my house. What should I do?
awnser the door.tell them you filled out as much as you are going to and not to coe back or just fill t out but write personal for every question they ask you dont want to answer.