I Predict My Wife Will Fail Her Company Sponsored Drug Test

My wife recently had a total knee replacement followed by a partial shoulder replacement. She has been on short term disability from work since the end of June. She is going back to work this November.

Her employer called her and said she will have to take a drug test before she returns.

OoooooooooooKay?

I mean, let me see if I can remember what drugs she took? I remember seeing her on a Morphine pump after the surgery. I remember her taking HydroCodone and Tylox for pain management. And then there was the surgery and she is currently taking handfuls of other pills with names I can’t pronounce.

I’m not sure how fancy the drug test will be. Some drug testing places will supply a description of the Mass Spec results while others will just send a note saying “Pass” or “Fail”

I’m curious to see what develops.