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Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?

 
Stoned Age
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Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
Do you think they did that?
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07/17/2010 05:53 PM
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
Their way of saying get back in the kitchen?
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07/17/2010 05:56 PM
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
No they did not.

Even neanderthal appears to have some interest in 'art' and 'fashion' indicating that they were far more advanced than we gave them credit for.

Even the image of a hairy club wielding half ape is wrong, we are not re-visualizing them as sophisticated tool users using stone and wooden tools.

If 'cavemen' had clubbed their women folk we would be doing it today. Instead we resort to trickery and flattery and competition from our physical appearance to being able to provide stability and security. These traits didn't just appear when we became civilized, they were in play well before civilization.

Display and 'dance and song' to impress mates is 'normal' for all animal species to win mates. Clubbing or resorting too violence to attain a mate appears to be counter to survival of a species thus no species actually resorts to these sorts of things to win a mate.
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
Not much differen't that today...

...except they now just show them to a 'club' then 'drive' them back to the 'cave'.

Ug
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
The amount of evoturds and antievoturds..
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07/17/2010 05:58 PM
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
Nah..it was the OTHER way round..

They used to..when they got SICK of their shit..like men STILL do today..they clubbed them on the head and dragged them OUT of the fucking cave.

But over time it was switched around.

The reason they had to club them was because caves did NOT have doors..so they could not lock them out. So they had to club them senseless..drag them out..and then they would have a few hours peace before the bitch came round again...

True or not...it makes a LOT more sense than clubbing one over the head and dragging here INTO the cave.
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
The amount of evoturds and antievoturds..
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07/17/2010 05:59 PM
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
No, probably not but DAMN I wish!!!!!!
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07/17/2010 06:01 PM
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
Given the long, complicated history of humans on earth, I'm sure it happened once or twice, somewhere and somewhen.

But it's not likely it was ever routine.
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
No they did not.

Even neanderthal appears to have some interest in 'art' and 'fashion' indicating that they were far more advanced than we gave them credit for.

Even the image of a hairy club wielding half ape is wrong, we are not re-visualizing them as sophisticated tool users using stone and wooden tools.

If 'cavemen' had clubbed their women folk we would be doing it today. Instead we resort to trickery and flattery and competition from our physical appearance to being able to provide stability and security. These traits didn't just appear when we became civilized, they were in play well before civilization.

Display and 'dance and song' to impress mates is 'normal' for all animal species to win mates. Clubbing or resorting too violence to attain a mate appears to be counter to survival of a species thus no species actually resorts to these sorts of things to win a mate.
 Quoting: Dr. House

Amazing answer
Thank you

And you just made me a little bit smarter.
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
No they did not.

Even neanderthal appears to have some interest in 'art' and 'fashion' indicating that they were far more advanced than we gave them credit for.

Even the image of a hairy club wielding half ape is wrong, we are not re-visualizing them as sophisticated tool users using stone and wooden tools.

If 'cavemen' had clubbed their women folk we would be doing it today. Instead we resort to trickery and flattery and competition from our physical appearance to being able to provide stability and security. These traits didn't just appear when we became civilized, they were in play well before civilization.

Display and 'dance and song' to impress mates is 'normal' for all animal species to win mates. Clubbing or resorting too violence to attain a mate appears to be counter to survival of a species thus no species actually resorts to these sorts of things to win a mate.
 Quoting: Dr. House

Quite often in nature we see the dominate male agressively fight and 'take' the female of their choice. Quite common.

Before 'civilized' society, It would be quite common to forcefully take which ever woman you could find...

...methinks that we are not far from that now.
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
You know why cavemen drug their cavewomen by their hair?










So they wouldn't fill up with sand.
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07/17/2010 06:03 PM
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
Ive just heard that saying for years and seems that males right from the go have had a bad reputation as brutes.
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
If you go "clubbing" today,
the plan is pretty much the same.

They were pioneers really..




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07/17/2010 06:04 PM
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
It was different here in the UK the Vikings came and clubbed them beautiful women and sailed off to their caves with them. We were left with all the ugly ones who used to club us and take us to their caves where we've been doing the dishes ever since.
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07/17/2010 06:05 PM
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
No they did not.

Even neanderthal appears to have some interest in 'art' and 'fashion' indicating that they were far more advanced than we gave them credit for.

Even the image of a hairy club wielding half ape is wrong, we are not re-visualizing them as sophisticated tool users using stone and wooden tools.

If 'cavemen' had clubbed their women folk we would be doing it today. Instead we resort to trickery and flattery and competition from our physical appearance to being able to provide stability and security. These traits didn't just appear when we became civilized, they were in play well before civilization.

Display and 'dance and song' to impress mates is 'normal' for all animal species to win mates. Clubbing or resorting too violence to attain a mate appears to be counter to survival of a species thus no species actually resorts to these sorts of things to win a mate.
 Quoting: Dr. House


You mean like how we used to make women cook and clean, but now they can vote and have careers?

LMAO, you are dumb.

We also used to hunt animals with spears for food. When's the last time you did that?

I'm pretty sure it's never.
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07/17/2010 06:07 PM
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
Probably not ... but stealing another group's women was common long ago, and in some areas not so long ago.

In the western world the history of Rome is a good example. One tribe (the Romans) invited another tribe over for dinner ... and voila, killed them all so as to get their women. (not sure why the Romans didn't have wives, or few of them had wives, but they apparently were short a bunch of women for the men)

Tribes stealing other tribes women is a staple in history ... so there is definitely a strong biological drive to do it.

It does make you wonder with China which is now looking at a shortage of a hundred or two hundred women for it's younger men what it is going to be doing. Tens of millions of Chinese men will NEVER have a wife ... unless massive numbers of men are either killed, or they steal women from elsewhere.

Maybe that is one reason why warfare is so common throughout history ... kill off vast numbers of men so that the male/female ratio is kept in closer balance (lots more women have historically died young compared to men in most traditional societies due to the complications of childbirth etc., so by the age of 22-25 or so men considerably outnumber women in those societies)
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
No, they caved and wooed them back to the club (in drag)
Please pray for me: I used to be a Good Christian™, until I got a hold of some kind of fruity "love" bullshit and decided I need to be less harsh on people.
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07/17/2010 06:12 PM
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
Competition must have been quite fierce amongst them since there was only so many,not billions like today.

As like today men still kill each other over a woman.
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07/17/2010 06:13 PM
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
It was different here in the UK the Vikings came and clubbed them beautiful women and sailed off to their caves with them. We were left with all the ugly ones who used to club us and take us to their caves where we've been doing the dishes ever since.
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07/17/2010 06:13 PM
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
yes and they lived at the time of dynosaurs too.. tounge
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07/17/2010 06:15 PM
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
Competition must have been quite fierce amongst them since there was only so many,not billions like today.

As like today men still kill each other over a woman.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 996511

But not as much as women do.
Women are far more jealous than men,
execpt for the gay guys they are far more worste.
Anonymous Coward
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07/17/2010 06:22 PM
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
It was different here in the UK the Vikings came and clubbed them beautiful women and sailed off to their caves with them. We were left with all the ugly ones who used to club us and take us to their caves where we've been doing the dishes ever since.

[link to www.berro.com]
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Ouch!!
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07/17/2010 06:25 PM
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
The origin of the myth is explained here.

[link to answers.google.com]
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07/17/2010 06:27 PM
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
The origin of the myth is explained here.

[link to answers.google.com]
 Quoting: DNAprototype


Let me guess

Just look at it


right lol thanks DNA
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07/17/2010 06:32 PM
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Let me guess

Just look at it


right lol thanks DNA
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
bump
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
Even worse... they kept them in the cave and and forced them to draw pictures on the walls... men always used linen from the very beginning.

That's why all great painters are males.
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
No they did not.

Even neanderthal appears to have some interest in 'art' and 'fashion' indicating that they were far more advanced than we gave them credit for.

Even the image of a hairy club wielding half ape is wrong, we are not re-visualizing them as sophisticated tool users using stone and wooden tools.

If 'cavemen' had clubbed their women folk we would be doing it today. Instead we resort to trickery and flattery and competition from our physical appearance to being able to provide stability and security. These traits didn't just appear when we became civilized, they were in play well before civilization.

Display and 'dance and song' to impress mates is 'normal' for all animal species to win mates. Clubbing or resorting too violence to attain a mate appears to be counter to survival of a species thus no species actually resorts to these sorts of things to win a mate.
 Quoting: Dr. House

Someones been playing too much Spore...
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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Re: Did cavemen really club women and drag them back to the cave?
Yes..that was men were men and women knew their place.

As time went on men lost their nuts and the court system agreed.

Women control all the sex now.

If you marry them you just handed over your enitre financial future to them.

Remember, during a divorce they get half of everything without a fight. Then the fight is for the half that's left and they will get half of that.

Get married stupid.

Then they control all aspects of your life. Your Sex life and your money.

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