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how did the goats and the CHUPACABRA'S get along on NOAH'S ARK?

 
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how did the goats and the CHUPACABRA'S get along on NOAH'S ARK?
I have always been a biblical literalist but I am seriously questioning the veracity of the Noah's arc story.

Think about it... how could the chupacabra's and the goats get along in such a confined space? And if there were only two goats what did the chupacabra's eat?

This just isn't adding up
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maybe the chupacabras converted to an all fish diet during the voyage?
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or possibly the chupacabras ate some of the dinosaurs on the ark, thus helping to instigate a dinosaur die off

This would explain a lot actually.
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You are like a guy walking through a bar purposely bumping into people, spilling drinks and shit.

You are looking for a fight, and everyone knows it.

Why don't you go down to the bar and stir shit up there??

Oh yeah, cause the internet don't punch.
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Re: how did the goats and the CHUPACABRA'S get along on NOAH'S ARK?
I have always been a biblical literalist but I am seriously questioning the veracity of the Noah's arc story.

Think about it... how could the chupacabra's and the goats get along in such a confined space? And if there were only two goats what did the chupacabra's eat?

This just isn't adding up
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stir



You are like a guy walking through a bar purposely bumping into people, spilling drinks and shit.

You are looking for a fight, and everyone knows it.

Why don't you go down to the bar and stir shit up there??

Oh yeah, cause the internet don't punch.
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what?

Just looking for some information on chupacabras

What do you think?
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Re: how did the goats and the CHUPACABRA'S get along on NOAH'S ARK?
chubacabras usually turn out to be some kind of canine creature in the wild. sometimes due to mange or injury they are barely recognizable.

you would do just as well to ask what bigfoot ate on the ark.
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Re: how did the goats and the CHUPACABRA'S get along on NOAH'S ARK?
noah likely separation predators from pray, and animals that may be aggressive from those that maybe injured.

Its really a stupid question!!
dont you think a man tranporting so many animals would have cages?

The real question here was what the fuck was Noah thinking when he let the misquitos on board? cool2
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Re: how did the goats and the CHUPACABRA'S get along on NOAH'S ARK?
chubacabras usually turn out to be some kind of canine creature in the wild. sometimes due to mange or injury they are barely recognizable.

you would do just as well to ask what bigfoot ate on the ark.
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about chupacabras you are 100% correct....the bigfoot is just Neanthertal that didnt evolved!!!
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stir



You are like a guy walking through a bar purposely bumping into people, spilling drinks and shit.

You are looking for a fight, and everyone knows it.

Why don't you go down to the bar and stir shit up there??

Oh yeah, cause the internet don't punch.

what?

Just looking for some information on chupacabras

What do you think?
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Oh yeah, and I was born last night, I also have several CHUPACABRA'S for sale, I trap them all the time.

I keep them under my bridge that I own that is also for sale.
Can't disclose the location of the bridge though, someone will steal my Chupas.

My backside hurts from falling out of the turnip truck this morning to.
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LOL - maby bigfoot kept them a safe distance apart?
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Both Bigfoot and Chupacabra are both interdimensional beings.
There was no trouble. They just zipped back to their dimensions.
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Re: how did the goats and the CHUPACABRA'S get along on NOAH'S ARK?
chubacabras usually turn out to be some kind of canine creature in the wild. sometimes due to mange or injury they are barely recognizable.

you would do just as well to ask what bigfoot ate on the ark.
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don't be stupid

It's well-known that Bigfoot thrive on a diet of fresh fish. So that would not of been a problem
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rofl

:lmao

lol

Oh this thread title is hillarity.

Well done OP. Thanks for the real LOL.
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I can't wait to be on the next ark with Miley Cyrus.
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Re: how did the goats and the CHUPACABRA'S get along on NOAH'S ARK?
noah likely separation predators from pray, and animals that may be aggressive from those that maybe injured.

Its really a stupid question!!
dont you think a man tranporting so many animals would have cages?

The real question here was what the fuck was Noah thinking when he let the misquitos on board? cool2
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doesn't really address the question though does it?

Any person with half a brain knows that the chupacabra can only live seven days maximum without goats blood

So even if that was in a cage... what the hell did it eat?
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Re: how did the goats and the CHUPACABRA'S get along on NOAH'S ARK?
chubacabras usually turn out to be some kind of canine creature in the wild. sometimes due to mange or injury they are barely recognizable.

you would do just as well to ask what bigfoot ate on the ark.


about chupacabras you are 100% correct....the bigfoot is just Neanthertal that didnt evolved!!!
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I have been trying to work through the Neanderthal puzzle.

I have come up with some pretty wild speculations.

the bible says the fallen ones went into women and mated with them.

suppose when the fallen ones were expelled from heaven and cast down to earth, God made them these neaderthal bodies to live in because they were corporeal beings.

they would be easy to recognize by humans and we would not want to mate with them. because Quite frankly they were not attractive.

If i am not mistaken scientists have discovered neanderthal contamination in the human Gene pool which means we were close enough in DNA to be able to mate. perhaps God destroyed the Neanderthals to avoid their mating with humans.

they are extinct now and it could be for this very reason.

these days the fallen ones are having to resort to possessing weak humans and certain animals and maybe even wearing jumpsuits and masks to look like the Gray aliens.
.A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

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Re: how did the goats and the CHUPACABRA'S get along on NOAH'S ARK?
chubacabras usually turn out to be some kind of canine creature in the wild. sometimes due to mange or injury they are barely recognizable.

you would do just as well to ask what bigfoot ate on the ark.


about chupacabras you are 100% correct....the bigfoot is just Neanthertal that didnt evolved!!!


I have been trying to work through the Neanderthal puzzle.

I have come up with some pretty wild speculations.

the bible says the fallen ones went into women and mated with them.

suppose when the fallen ones were expelled from heaven and cast down to earth, God made them these neaderthal bodies to live in because they were corporeal beings.

they would be easy to recognize by humans and we would not want to mate with them. because Quite frankly they were not attractive.

If i am not mistaken scientists have discovered neanderthal contamination in the human Gene pool which means we were close enough in DNA to be able to mate. perhaps God destroyed the Neanderthals to avoid their mating with humans.

they are extinct now and it could be for this very reason.

these days the fallen ones are having to resort to possessing weak humans and certain animals and maybe even wearing jumpsuits and masks to look like the Gray aliens.
 Quoting: Neesie


these fallen ones cannot mate with us anymore and that is why they abduct us from our beds and probe our anus. some kind of pseudo sex or sex by proxy. Some victims have reported that they were made to perform strange sex acts with other abductees. maybe the fallen possess the abductee long enough to get them some pleasure. they have also been known to steal human fetus from pregnant women and then make other abductees breast feed them when they mature. even men have been forced to breastfeed and they do not even lactate.
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There is no such thing as Noahs Ark!
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Re: how did the goats and the CHUPACABRA'S get along on NOAH'S ARK?
I think it's more likely that Chupa Chupa is a recent alien transplant from another ecosystem. Try Mars or perhaps the Moon.
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There is no such thing as Noahs Ark!
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you may be right It could have deteriorated by now.

But there WAS an ark. God does not lie.
.A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

C. S. Lewis
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Re: how did the goats and the CHUPACABRA'S get along on NOAH'S ARK?
Some victims have reported that they were made to perform strange sex acts with other abductees. maybe the fallen possess the abductee long enough to get them some pleasure. they have also been known to steal human fetus from pregnant women and then make other abductees breast feed them when they mature. even men have been forced to breastfeed and they do not even lactate.
 Quoting: Neesie


so you don't believe in chupacabras but you do believe that fallen Angels dressed up in alien Gray holloween costumes force adult men to breast-feed babies that have been stolen from women after those women were subjected to unspeakable sex acts with the previously mentioned fake alien grays?
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Re: how did the goats and the CHUPACABRA'S get along on NOAH'S ARK?
Some victims have reported that they were made to perform strange sex acts with other abductees. maybe the fallen possess the abductee long enough to get them some pleasure. they have also been known to steal human fetus from pregnant women and then make other abductees breast feed them when they mature. even men have been forced to breastfeed and they do not even lactate.


so you don't believe in chupacabras but you do believe that fallen Angels dressed up in alien Gray holloween costumes force adult men to breast-feed babies that have been stolen from women after those women were subjected to unspeakable sex acts with the previously mentioned fake alien grays?
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Some victims have reported that they were made to perform strange sex acts with other abductees. maybe the fallen possess the abductee long enough to get them some pleasure. they have also been known to steal human fetus from pregnant women and then make other abductees breast feed them when they mature. even men have been forced to breastfeed and they do not even lactate.


so you don't believe in chupacabras but you do believe that fallen Angels dressed up in alien Gray holloween costumes force adult men to breast-feed babies that have been stolen from women after those women were subjected to unspeakable sex acts with the previously mentioned fake alien grays?


rockon
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lol
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There is no such thing as Noahs Ark!


you may be right It could have deteriorated by now.

But there WAS an ark. God does not lie.
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If you believe that there really was an Ark can you answer these questions for me because when ever i ask christians about this stuff they seem to get flustered and give me the whole "it was a miracle" kind of crap.

How did Noah build a boat big enough to hold two of every land dwelling species? I mean thats a big ass boat we are talking about

How did Noah save the animals that were not indigenous to his locality? I mean its not like there would have been Pandas or Koalas where Noah lived

How did Noah stop the Animals from trying to eat/kill/rape each other.

How did Noah managed to sail such a large boat with no previous experience of sailing large vessels.

If there was only two of each animal on the boat and they had to be kept safe so that they could reproduce once the flood had subsided, did Noah become a vegetarian for the duration of his boat trip?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
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Some victims have reported that they were made to perform strange sex acts with other abductees. maybe the fallen possess the abductee long enough to get them some pleasure. they have also been known to steal human fetus from pregnant women and then make other abductees breast feed them when they mature. even men have been forced to breastfeed and they do not even lactate.


so you don't believe in chupacabras but you do believe that fallen Angels dressed up in alien Gray holloween costumes force adult men to breast-feed babies that have been stolen from women after those women were subjected to unspeakable sex acts with the previously mentioned fake alien grays?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1020771


I didnt say i didnt believe in chupacabras. I just think they are canine creatures and natural.

millions of people all over the world are making claims of alien abduction. I am merely speculating on what could be the cause.

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There is no such thing as Noahs Ark!


you may be right It could have deteriorated by now.

But there WAS an ark. God does not lie.
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He certainly does.
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There is no such thing as Noahs Ark!


you may be right It could have deteriorated by now.

But there WAS an ark. God does not lie.


He certainly does.
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1 Kings 22:23

Now, therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil concerning thee.

2 Chronicles 18:22

Now therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets.

Jeremiah 4:10

Ah, Lord GOD! surely thou hast greatly deceived this people.

Jeremiah 20:7

O Lord, thou hast deceived me, and I was deceived.

Ezekiel 14:9

And if a prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet.

2 Thessalonians 2:11

For this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie.
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There is no such thing as Noahs Ark!


you may be right It could have deteriorated by now.

But there WAS an ark. God does not lie.
 Quoting: Neesie


Perhaps not, but humans do.
And Humans wrote the bible.

Unless you believe God's mighty hand came down and penciled in the scriptures. If so, then you also agree that we live on a flat planet that is the center of the universe, and there is a glass dome that holds the waters of space up.
Cause those things are in the bible, or were at one time.

I think humans wrote it, so chances are, humans made up the story about Noah.

The existence of the Chinese people should make it clear.
They existed before, during, and after the flood. So unless Noah had a few samples of every human race on the ark also, then every single race of humans excluding Noah would have perished.


An ancient grapevine is hardly an accurate historical time line. Especially is you consider that 99.8& of the population could not read or write, let alone have access to parchment.
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