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Food bank mistakenly gives out dog food to seniors, leaving them outraged but alert and frisky

 
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Food bank mistakenly gives out dog food to seniors, leaving them outraged but alert and frisky
CLEARWATER, Fla. (UPI) -- A food bank in Clearwater, Fla., distributed a can labeled as a "superfood" that turned out to be a can of dog food, the recipient said.

On Social Security, retired Air Force veteran Frank Viscido made his weekly trip from his home in Largo to the Religious Community Services Food Bank in Clearwater for free food, The St. Petersburg (Fla.) Times reported.

Viscido was given the can labeled, "Senior Holistic Superfood" by a volunteer who noticed he wanted products for better health, the newspaper reported Friday.

"You're a senior. This ought to be good for you," Viscido remembered the man saying.

"Looked good," said the grandfather of four.

The label boasted glucosamine, beta carotene, vitamins and anti-oxidants for "sharp vision, strong Immune System, joint health."

And on the front of the can, "Healthy skin...and coat." "Superfoods every dog needs."

"It's the first time I've ever heard of something like this. We don't take pet food donations," Lisa Matzner, director of development for RCS, which provides food to about 7,000 people every month, said.

Matzner said the can probably wound up in the food bank by a well-meaning donor sweeping the contents of a cupboard into a donation bag, the Times said.

"When I came across this, I thought, 'It's proof,' " Viscido said. "I thought it's comical, it's real funny. What makes a joke funny? It's not logical."

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Re: Food bank mistakenly gives out dog food to seniors, leaving them outraged but alert and frisky
They are getting the woof treatment i see.....
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They are getting the woof treatment i see.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1033734

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Re: Food bank mistakenly gives out dog food to seniors, leaving them outraged but alert and frisky
There will be a day soon when you will begging for a can of dog food for you and your family and will be trading pounds of gold just for the luxury of having a single spoonful of alpo or a handful of gravy train nuggets.


No I'm just kidding but this is GLP thought I would throw that in there to keep it relevant.
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07/18/2010 11:41 PM
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Were they more playful with a healthy, shiny coat?
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07/18/2010 11:47 PM
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Holy crap that's the best headline all day.
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lol
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07/18/2010 11:51 PM
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I prefer Dinky Di brand myself! Staple of all wasteland warriors!
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07/19/2010 12:03 AM
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I've tried the Alpo as I wanted to know what my dog was tasting. It's not bad. I try all her dry food and biscuits. Can't be any worse than C rations and I loved my c rations.
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bump
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Saddest part is, most of the pet food is much more nutritious than what most people normally eat.
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As long it was the dry type of food our seniors should recover just fine. If was alpo out of the can, then I'm afraid that a trip to the vet might be in order.
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Just make Tacos with it...it works for Taco Bell...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Everytime I feed my dog, I think how tasty the canned food looks. I haven't tried it yet, but I wonder if it's safe to eat in emergency
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Everytime I feed my dog, I think how tasty the canned food looks. I haven't tried it yet, but I wonder if it's safe to eat in emergency
 Quoting: LA-LA-LA


I'd cook it real good...dogs can lick each others assholes and be fine...I doubt out immune systems are as strong...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Everytime I feed my dog, I think how tasty the canned food looks. I haven't tried it yet, but I wonder if it's safe to eat in emergency


I'd cook it real good...dogs can lick each others assholes and be fine...I doubt out immune systems are as strong...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Good point
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I lived in Pinellas county for ten years. Lots of poor and homeless people. It wasn't uncommon to see people buying dog food and you just knew they didn't have a dog.
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Everytime I feed my dog, I think how tasty the canned food looks. I haven't tried it yet, but I wonder if it's safe to eat in emergency


I'd cook it real good...dogs can lick each others assholes and be fine...I doubt out immune systems are as strong...


Good point
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I agree but could'd ya just microwave it.
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Re: Food bank mistakenly gives out dog food to seniors, leaving them outraged but alert and frisky
once i tasted cat food because some of it got on my
hand while i was dishing it out and i absentmindedly licked
it off. it wasn't very good but with some salt and a-1 sauce
it would probably be decent.
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Re: Food bank mistakenly gives out dog food to seniors, leaving them outraged but alert and frisky
Not to mention the glistening ear fur.
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Re: Food bank mistakenly gives out dog food to seniors, leaving them outraged but alert and frisky
Put it in a tin, its dog food, put it in pastry, its a meat pie....always judge a book by its cover!





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