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Mexico: Man Arrested with 18 Monkeys Strapped Around His Waist

 
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Mexico: Man Arrested with 18 Monkeys Strapped Around His Waist
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Two of the titi monkeys died during the trip

Mexican authorities have arrested a man who was trying to smuggle 18 small monkeys into the country by carrying them in his clothing.

Roberto Sol Cabrera, a Mexican citizen, was stopped at a random check at Mexico City's international airport after arriving from Lima.

In a statement, police said Mr Cabrera Zavaleta had been behaving "nervously".

Once he was searched, it was discovered that he had hidden 18 titi monkeys in a girdle around his waist.

After his arrest, Mr Sol Cabrera confessed that the animals had travelled in his luggage, and that he had put them under his clothing "to protect them from X-rays" as he was going through customs.

The animals had been put into socks, police explained, and two of them were dead at the time of confiscation.

Many species of titi monkeys, a species from South America, are in an endangered animal list by the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora (Cites).

The Mexican government recently restricted imports of primates and since Mr Sol Cabrera did not have any permits, he will remain in custody while more investigations take place.

Last Edited by Zedakah on 07/20/2010 10:44 AM
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I guess glp would have liked it better if he only had 12 monkeys.
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Kinky!
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It wasn't so much the Monkeys that set off the Federales... it was the white vinyl belt with the studs they were attached to.
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It wasn't so much the Monkeys that set off the Federales... it was the white vinyl belt with the studs they were attached to.
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Titty Monkeys FTW!

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i cant wait to eat that monkey
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Did he have a football too?
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Did he have a football too?
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The monkeys kind of look like furry footballs in the link.
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Richard gere smuggles gerbils in his anoos.
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Did he have a football too?



The monkeys kind of look like furry footballs in the link.
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I just thought maybe he was going to train them to fuck a football...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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18 Monkeys!

Thats insane!
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Did he have a football too?



The monkeys kind of look like furry footballs in the link.


I just thought maybe he was going to train them to fuck a football...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT



With 18, (well 16 because 2 died), he could have started his own monkey football team. Now, that definitely would be something I'd watch.
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If the monkey are bad, spank'em...hard.
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Monkey Bump

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Monkey Bump

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lol
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i cant believe they filmed them before taking them outta the socks
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Had he SPANKED his monkeys??
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lol

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