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I Just Shit My Pants... any Advice?

 
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I Just Shit My Pants... any Advice?
What should I do now?
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Piss on your shoes
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07/21/2010 04:24 PM
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uh,change yer pants...
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What should I do now?
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Depends...

No, really. Buy some Depends.
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Shower? Laundry?
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Eat it and die. I am serious, e-coli is deadly!
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Nothing...just sit there until I tell you to move...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Re: I Just Shit My Pants... any Advice?
Let em dry out in the bathtub (assuming you have one)... and your good to go..
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Re: I Just Shit My Pants... any Advice?
Stop eating gulf seafood.

It the only way to stop Bloodybrown Horizon Blowout fight
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Were you able to salvage any of the.... matter?

If so. Go ahead.... and........ eat it.

lmao j/k op. I just shat mine as well.
Anonymous Coward
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clean yourself up with your underwear. then put the soiled
underwear somewhere funny like in someone's office drawer.
or if you leave them at a bank or city hall it suddenly
becomes a political statement. you really have to look at
the possibilities rather than feeling sad or embarrassed
that you shit yourself. hf
Returner
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07/21/2010 04:29 PM
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If you really did shit your pants, THEN WHY AREN'T YOU WALKING AROUND AT WAL-MART?

That's what pants-shitters do.
Anonymous Coward
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invest in diapers
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DO NOT EAT IT ......i repeat
Iran War Soon
Anonymous Coward
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07/21/2010 04:31 PM
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Re: I Just Shit My Pants... any Advice?
Do you have a dog?
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Do you have a dog?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1037042


Sounds kind of like a 3 dog mess.
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07/21/2010 04:38 PM
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contact peter mandelson - he got 1 of his poofy friends a gig painting a
wall in the millenium dome with human faeces
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07/21/2010 04:38 PM
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Dogs do find human excrement a delicacy.

Maybe CRAP can give you some advice?
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07/21/2010 04:47 PM
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"Pics...or it never happened"
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07/21/2010 04:51 PM
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Linky or else stinky (it does anyway)
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Turn them inside out and wear them for another week bro.
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stop taking it in the ass. your sphincter muscle may already be damaged, just STOP IT ALREADY.
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Nothing...just sit there until I tell you to move...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


chuckle
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Stop bumping the good topics off the front page with your insane ramblings you fucking douche..... and get a real job.
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Stop bumping the good topics off the front page with your insane ramblings you fucking douche..... and get a real job.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254089


Shut your fucking mouth you little bitch.
Anonymous Coward
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02/02/2012 10:55 PM
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Re: I Just Shit My Pants... any Advice?
I'll tell you what not to do. Don't sit down, you'll just rub it in, and might even get a rash.Try to walk as nonchalantly as possible to the nearest defacatorium, and clean your hole. The bad news is you probably won't be able to wear those underwear for the month, as you had planned. Good luck to you.
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I would suggest cleaning yourself up.... and then picking a copy of this book so you can begin your potty training:

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suck it up fuckchin.
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suck it up fuckchin.
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fuckchin?

I have never heard that before... i love it.
Anonymous Coward
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When I was 17 I shit my pants at the table of a seafood buffet at a casino in Vegas. I threw my underwear and shorts in the trash and luckily I had a backpack full of clothes in the car that my friend brought to me.

And that my friends is how I learned I was allergic to shellfish.
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I had a dream that I shit my pants last week, it's gotta be an omen. Dec 21 2012 mass pant shitting

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