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I Just Shit My Pants... any Advice?

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/02/2012 11:17 PM
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Re: I Just Shit My Pants... any Advice?
contact peter mandelson - he got 1 of his poofy friends a gig painting a
wall in the millenium dome with human faeces
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 Quoting: pat 587237


That Damien Hirst git?
But good idea... you could sell your pants to a major corporation for a huge amount of money.
I'm sure a lot of banksters and politicians can relate to the.. er.. theme of your artwork.
Anonymous Coward
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02/03/2012 12:16 AM
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Re: I Just Shit My Pants... any Advice?
Sling it on your neighbors roof.
Anonymous Coward
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02/03/2012 12:19 AM
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Re: I Just Shit My Pants... any Advice?
Let it dry and don't shower until next Friday. You'll be good all week.
Anonymous Coward
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02/03/2012 12:24 AM
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Re: I Just Shit My Pants... any Advice?
dammit. i dream that i shit my pants last night.
Anonymous Coward
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12/05/2012 11:12 PM
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Re: I Just Shit My Pants... any Advice?
What should I do now?
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Depends...

No, really. Buy some Depends.
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U gott that from the love guru
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12/05/2012 11:29 PM
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Re: I Just Shit My Pants... any Advice?
Go test drive a new Lexus !
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 12:34 AM
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Re: I Just Shit My Pants... any Advice?
It's ok I work at Kmart and shitting ourself is part of the uniform
overwatch

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12/27/2012 12:43 AM

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stop putting things in your ass
your sphincter is busted
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12/27/2012 12:56 AM
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LOL at fuckchinlolsignlolatu
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12/27/2012 01:20 AM
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Re: I Just Shit My Pants... any Advice?
When I was 17 I shit my pants at the table of a seafood buffet at a casino in Vegas. I threw my underwear and shorts in the trash and luckily I had a backpack full of clothes in the car that my friend brought to me.

And that my friends is how I learned I was allergic to shellfish.
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your friend brought a car into a casino?
Innards_outward

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12/27/2012 01:21 AM

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clean yourself up with your underwear. then put the soiled
underwear somewhere funny like in someone's office drawer.
or if you leave them at a bank or city hall it suddenly
becomes a political statement. you really have to look at
the possibilities rather than feeling sad or embarrassed
that you shit yourself. hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 761652


5a

EPIC!!!
“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...”
― Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go!

Make a regular practice of Miswak for verily it is the purification for the mouth and a means of the pleasure of the Lord. Wait! What?? Islam the oral jihads handbook pg 12.
EugeneOregonAwakened

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12/27/2012 01:21 AM
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thats funny until the first time it actually happens to you. yeah it does eventually, you think youre going to fart, and then youre driving back to your house while levitating your butt off the seat somehow, cause you gotta
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muffin_van

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12/27/2012 01:27 AM
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thats funny until the first time it actually happens to you. yeah it does eventually, you think youre going to fart, and then youre driving back to your house while levitating your butt off the seat somehow, cause you gotta
 Quoting: EugeneOregonAwakened


Ohhhhh that sucks when you think its just gonna be a fart and all of a sudden....you realize that it wasn't. tp

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