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Ode to Coffee

 
NoWhereMan
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Ode to Coffee
You start my day off warm and delightfully.
I've been drinking you for decades because you mean that much to me.
Sometimes you're just the java fix I need.
I hope you'll be with me and never leave.

Ode to coffee.

What do you have to say to coffee?
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Winningjob

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07/21/2010 04:55 PM
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What do you have to say to coffee?
 Quoting: NoWhereMan

I wish they would lower the 5-6 cups to 2 cups a day to fight Alzheimer's.
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You start my day off warm and delightfully.
I've been drinking you for decades because you mean that much to me.
Sometimes you're just the java fix I need.
I hope you'll be with me and never leave.

Ode to coffee.

What do you have to say to coffee?
 Quoting: NoWhereMan

well that's just beautiful nowhereman :)
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I wish they would lower the 5-6 cups to 2 cups a day to fight Alzheimer's.
 Quoting: Winningjob


Well you should keep in mind that the 5-6 "cups" are 8 ounce weak cups of coffee that might already translate to your home brew of 2 cups.
if the salt loses its savor, with what shall it be salted? [link to urantiabook.org]
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well that's just beautiful nowhereman :)
 Quoting: Tessa-glp


Well thank you.
if the salt loses its savor, with what shall it be salted? [link to urantiabook.org]
Asherah

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07/21/2010 04:59 PM
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today is my 10th day off of my beloved coffee:(

It's been soooooo hard, and i dream of it every night.
Anonymous Coward
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07/21/2010 05:00 PM
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I can do without it.

But I prefer not to.
Winningjob

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I wish they would lower the 5-6 cups to 2 cups a day to fight Alzheimer's.


Well you should keep in mind that the 5-6 "cups" are 8 ounce weak cups of coffee that might already translate to your home brew of 2 cups.
 Quoting: NoWhereMan

Excellent point!
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07/21/2010 05:01 PM
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Coffee is probably 50% of my blood stream and I just spent the last 45 minutes thinking about how I can't wait to get to the deli and get me a nice big cup of coffee.

Luckily, I live in New York City where you can get coffee on almost any corner. I've actually been worried about moving somewhere that doesn't have delis every 50 feet.

There have been few constants in my life but coffee has always been there.

Now I NEED it, when I can leave work??
Democritus

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07/21/2010 05:04 PM
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Coffee is my favorite drink after water.
NoWhereMan (OP)

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07/21/2010 05:12 PM
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today is my 10th day off of my beloved coffee:(

It's been soooooo hard, and i dream of it every night.
 Quoting: Asherah


sorry to hear that.

I can do without it.

But I prefer not to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 373696


That's what every adict thinks.

Now I NEED it, when I can leave work??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1038439


you NYC people have the 24hr Starbucks. I can only imagine what that would be like.

Coffee is my favorite drink after water.
 Quoting: Democritus


Well that says alot about you. You'd rather be awakened then enibriated.
if the salt loses its savor, with what shall it be salted? [link to urantiabook.org]
Anonymous Coward
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07/21/2010 05:23 PM
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I know somebody who drinks way too much coffee. He told me he drinks about 10 extra large cups a day. He also told me he had a stroke from it and he's only 33; had the stroke when he was in his late 20s.
I can't stand to drink more than 2 cups in the morning... I find it makes me go to the bathroom too much.
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07/21/2010 05:33 PM
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I like to put it up my ass. Coffee enemas cure cancer.
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07/21/2010 05:41 PM
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I love you, Coffee. You have never let me down.
Heavyheadfred
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07/21/2010 05:42 PM
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Are you going to the party, are you going to the
Boston tea party, going to the party.
Fire in the mountains, flames upon the heath.
The Americans this afternoon are fighting in the streets.
The young men of them colonies have different tale to tell.
Of an English tax on tea in the colony.
And thats the reason all Americans drink coffee!
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07/21/2010 05:48 PM
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Re: Ode to Coffee
Coffee with cream and a cigarette.

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