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BREAKING: This is what the United States will look like in 20 years.....

 
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BREAKING: This is what the United States will look like in 20 years.....
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4,532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
You are judged by the strength of your enemies.

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" - Hunter S. Thompson
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bsflag

America is bankrupt, China is the new world power.
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bsflag

America is bankrupt, China is the new world power.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1043754


What, did you think that list painted a GOOD picture of the U.S. or something? Read the list again, idiot. It's mocking the U.S. and it's current values, which will only get worse in the coming decades.

Last Edited by Dispositioner on 07/23/2010 12:50 PM
You are judged by the strength of your enemies.

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" - Hunter S. Thompson
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It was cool...I liked it.
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Ideocracy here we come...welcome to Costco..I love you..
Cui Bono?
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Awesome post OP. Very funny and could be true in some cases!
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85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

 Quoting: Dispositioner


[link to news.oneindia.in]

London, July 23 (ANI): EU bureaucrats are being condemned for wasting a whopping 11.7 million pounds on a study, which reached the unsurprising conclusion that 'fruit is good for you.'
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Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

lol
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Awesome post OP. Very funny and could be true in some cases!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1039216


Yeah, some of the stuff on that list is already half true, or entirely true in some cases. The rest can't be too far behind.


[link to news.oneindia.in]

London, July 23 (ANI): EU bureaucrats are being condemned for wasting a whopping 11.7 million pounds on a study, which reached the unsurprising conclusion that 'fruit is good for you.'
 Quoting: SheldonCooper


My point exactly.
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Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States


 Quoting: Dispositioner


How do you match the two?
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Re: BREAKING: This is what the United States will look like in 20 years.....
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4,532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
 Quoting: Dispositioner



Wow !
What an optimistic, positive outlook !

Drugs ?
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07/23/2010 02:37 PM
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The true headlines from 2029

...found a rat today, used my last packet of irradiated ketchup on it, first real meal I've had in 3 weeks.


...rummaging under another pile of smoking bodies I found a half burnt up aluminum can, en route to my hiding place under the ruins with this invaluable treasure.
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Thanks OP...made my day...

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Nice pic OP... FATTY
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great list and probably 87.3% accurate of what the future holds.

you might add : celebration of 5,000 th FEMA camp opening in America ,your government keeping you safe from AL CIA DUH.
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Tweety in 2029 attoooo224

I liked it thanks OP.
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now some of it I can belive !
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now some of it I can belive !
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wtf bsflag
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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

... ...

 Quoting: Dispositioner


Ok, that certainly is one scenareo. Assuming the Liberals were left free and unchecked in their efforts to enslave all non-Liberals I could see that happening.

Another scenareo, might turn out like this video below.

I ask you, is there any group anywhere in the world that would intervene to save the Liberals if this happened to them AGAIN?

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I ask you, is there any group anywhere in the world that would intervene to save the Liberals if this happened to them AGAIN?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1026599


Hopefully no one saves them this time. And I love how you admit that the "liberals" are just traitorous Jews. The irony of that, is that the evangelical Christians who hate the liberals so much, are the biggest supporters of "The Jews". Oh, the irony.

Also, I ask you, is there any group anywhere in the world that would intervene to save us "regular" and "normal" Americans from the liberal elite Jews imposing a nightmare on us as described in that list, much of which is already true?
You are judged by the strength of your enemies.

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Looks like my last post had too much truth in it.

Anyway, over 1 year later, and the things listed above are even more true now. Scary, innit?
You are judged by the strength of your enemies.

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I ask you, is there any group anywhere in the world that would intervene to save the Liberals if this happened to them AGAIN?
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Hopefully no one saves them this time. And I love how you admit that the "liberals" are just traitorous jewish people. The irony of that, is that the evangelical Christians who hate the liberals so much, are the biggest supporters of "The jewish people". Oh, the irony.

Also, I ask you, is there any group anywhere in the world that would intervene to save us "regular" and "normal" Americans from the liberal elite jewish people imposing a nightmare on us as described in that list, much of which is already true?
 Quoting: Dispositioner


Two years later, and still waiting for someone to respond to this post.....
You are judged by the strength of your enemies.

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America is bankrupt, China is the new world power.
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What a dick.
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Imagine if America was a dicatatorship! You could let 1% of the people have all the nation’s wealth. You could help your rich friends get richer by cutting their taxes and bailing them out when they gamble and lose.

You could ignore the needs of the poor for health-care and education. Your media would appear free; but would secretly be controlled by one person and his family. You could wire-tape phones. You could torture foreign prisoners. You could have rigged elections.

You could lie about why you go to war. You could fill your prisons with one particular racial group and no one would complain. You could use the media to scare the people into supporting policies that are against their interests.

From The Dictator.
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- King William IV and Queen katherine visit Canada for a second time, but the first since being crowned. Although they are still shunned in Quebec, adorning crowds line the streets in the Canadian Provinces of Vermont, Ontario, Maine and Prince Edward Island.

- Royal Canadian Mounted Police announce that they have cut crime for the tenth successive year in the Canadian Hi-Tech Boomtown of Detroit.

- "Whoops, I've done it again" - Latest faux pas by Britney Spears renew calls for her to quit as Louisiana State Governor.

- Apple shares plunge to new low of 2 cents as analysts see no hope of success in competing against the Welcome trust's chip implant. As top analyst at Goldman Sach's a small Savings and Loans outfit from Hoboken commented, "No-one want mobiles any more. WHy bother when a chip implant linked to your brain gets rid of... oh, I'm sorry, I'm just getting a thought from my CEO."

- Archaeologists uncover new evidence that Winston Churchill might actually have existed, despite open hostility from respected historians.

- Moldavia joins the Euro, the little known currency of Bulgaria, Rumania and Serbia.

- Athens announces it is ceding from the Republic Of Peleponesia.

- Myanmar, the world's biggest industrial nation and leader in civil rights renews calls for a boycott of goods from the American Empire until their Emperor allows access to New York where Imperial troops are rumoured to have been involved in yet another massacre. Although their sweatshops produce little more than beer and shoelaces, their dependency on these industries would put the Junta in Hoboken under pressure.
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Here's another one:

"TEPCO announces that work at the Fukushima nuclear plant will start sometime in the next 10 years."
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- Sweden protests an announcement by Israel to build 20 new Jewish settlement in the Occupied Territories, some 15 miles south of Stockholm.
- Albania announces that it is leaving the European Union. Corfu and Montenegro to discuss which of the two last members will host the capital.
- USA makes official protest claiming that they were "cheated out of their gold" by Texas who beat them in the finals at the El Salvador Olympics last year in Jousting.
- Brad Pitt slated to appear in a new movie "Obama, King of Clowns" with a big budget believed to be in excess of %5,000.
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Looks like my last post had too much truth in it.

Anyway, over 1 year later, and the things listed above are even more true now. Scary, innit?
 Quoting: Dispositioner


poop scooter.
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The true headlines from 2029

...found a rat today, used my last packet of irradiated ketchup on it, first real meal I've had in 3 weeks.


...rummaging under another pile of smoking bodies I found a half burnt up aluminum can, en route to my hiding place under the ruins with this invaluable treasure.
 Quoting: Brian Moran


Rats wont last long as food

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