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My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/25/2010 04:40 AM
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My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
Could my penis be leaking while I am sleeping?
Anonymous Coward
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07/25/2010 04:48 AM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
Sounds like it.
tape that little guy up before tucking in.
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07/25/2010 04:48 AM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
Could my penis be leaking while I am sleeping?
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YOU DESERVE TO BE CULLED
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07/25/2010 04:59 AM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
dont drink that big gulp before bed
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07/25/2010 05:24 AM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
Actually, it sounds like you have too much salts in your diet, soft drinks, those containing sodium bicarbonate, the stuff that makes it fizz when you open it up, is still a form of salt, and can make you retain lost of water and other chemicals. Add this to chips and your legs probably swell up when you sit a long time, if you very young, you would just feel a stiffness and lethargic feeling.

Go three days without soft drinks and chips, drink only water, and I beg you start feeling better and that your sweat stops smelling like urine.
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07/25/2010 05:33 AM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
Actually, it sounds like you have too much salts in your diet, soft drinks, those containing sodium bicarbonate, the stuff that makes it fizz when you open it up, is still a form of salt, and can make you retain lost of water and other chemicals. Add this to chips and your legs probably swell up when you sit a long time, if you very young, you would just feel a stiffness and lethargic feeling.

Go three days without soft drinks and chips, drink only water, and I beg you start feeling better and that your sweat stops smelling like urine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1042949



Good Advice,

Also cut down on your Carbohydrates and retrain your body to burn fat for it's energy.

You will feel 100 times better and find your stomach will feel less bloated and you will suddenly feel less sleepy or tired.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/25/2010 05:54 AM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
Thanks for the advice. I know I am not peeing the bed because I never wake up to a wet spot or anything. It does seem like my urine smell is more potent lately though.
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07/25/2010 06:00 AM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
Wear a condom to bed and see what happens...
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07/25/2010 06:01 AM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
Sounds like you're ready for the next step...soon your balls will begin to smell like A-1 Steak Sauce.

Then there's no turning back...everyone here knows.
use baby wipes to stqy fresh .
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07/25/2010 06:15 AM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
baby wipes .! morning noon night . keep fresh .
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07/25/2010 06:19 AM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
So does your breath
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Anonymous Coward
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07/25/2010 06:20 AM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
call a plumber
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07/25/2010 07:10 AM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
Did you ever consider whether or not someone is, uh, you know, while you are asleep?

Do you have a male cat?
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07/25/2010 07:26 AM
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Sounds like you're ready for the next step...soon your balls will begin to smell like A-1 Steak Sauce.

Then there's no turning back...everyone here knows.
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LoL. More like soy sauce.Invest in some depends. peepants
Anonymous Coward
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07/25/2010 07:26 AM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
Could my penis be leaking while I am sleeping?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1047900

sleep bareass and top caring
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07/25/2010 07:39 AM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
Could my penis be leaking while I am sleeping?

sleep bareass and top caring
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1047962


And hope to christ you don't go sleep walkin(nude), no amount of stilnox stops that,lol


peepants
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07/25/2010 07:41 AM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
carbon dioxide is what makes soda fizz...amount of soda in salt is negligible.
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07/25/2010 07:48 AM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
My underwear is in quaranteen biohazard level 10!!!!!!!!

I stinks like can't even imagine yuk!

Better not think about it....

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08/17/2010 01:41 PM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
There are 2 opinions on this topic. The scientific and non-scientific. The non-scientific is that you are eating too many mars bars and snickers and wanking yourself off to much. The scientific thesis is that you are consuming too many carbohydrates and masturbating too much. There is help, stop pulling that wee man as often and eat tablespoons of salt you jerkoff
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08/17/2010 01:42 PM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
Could my penis be leaking while I am sleeping?


YOU DESERVE TO BE CULLED
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rofl
Ultra Red

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08/17/2010 01:42 PM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
what sort of filthy beast sleeps in their clothes?
just askin'
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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08/17/2010 01:44 PM
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what sort of filthy beast sleeps in their clothes?
just askin'
 Quoting: Ultra Red


+1
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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08/17/2010 01:45 PM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
Sounds like you're ready for the next step...soon your balls will begin to smell like A-1 Steak Sauce.

Then there's no turning back...everyone here knows.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1047657



MY BALLS SMELL LIKE A-1 STEAK SAUCE TOO !!!!! how did you know about this ??? I was going to go to the doctors, but I thought it was just me
Anonymous Coward
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08/17/2010 01:47 PM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
cut a finger off of a glove and put it on

only you know if it would be the pinky or the thumb

tomato
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
OMG! A typical GLP zombie-hour night thread.
I'm smarter than a rock
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08/17/2010 01:50 PM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
You could always wear a condom to bed...

Or just tape on a surgical glove...
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08/17/2010 01:50 PM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
Sounds like you're ready for the next step...soon your balls will begin to smell like A-1 Steak Sauce.

Then there's no turning back...everyone here knows.



MY BALLS SMELL LIKE A-1 STEAK SAUCE TOO !!!!! how did you know about this ??? I was going to go to the doctors, but I thought it was just me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1014113



As a female, please tell me how you know this about your balls? Are we talking scratch and sniff? Do you bend down and breath in??
Anonymous Coward
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08/17/2010 01:54 PM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
what sort of filthy beast sleeps in their clothes?
just askin'
 Quoting: Ultra Red

+1
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
Sounds like you're ready for the next step...soon your balls will begin to smell like A-1 Steak Sauce.

Then there's no turning back...everyone here knows.



MY BALLS SMELL LIKE A-1 STEAK SAUCE TOO !!!!! how did you know about this ??? I was going to go to the doctors, but I thought it was just me



As a female, please tell me how you know this about your balls? Are we talking scratch and sniff? Do you bend down and breath in??
 Quoting: Artemisia 846553





well when i take off my pants before a bath, after work, my balls smell like A-1 steak sauce, it is an aroma
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08/17/2010 01:58 PM
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Re: My underwear smells like pee when I wake up in the morning
Sounds like you're ready for the next step...soon your balls will begin to smell like A-1 Steak Sauce.

Then there's no turning back...everyone here knows.



MY BALLS SMELL LIKE A-1 STEAK SAUCE TOO !!!!! how did you know about this ??? I was going to go to the doctors, but I thought it was just me



As a female, please tell me how you know this about your balls? Are we talking scratch and sniff? Do you bend down and breath in??
 Quoting: Artemisia 846553




Scratch & sniff of course. If we could get close enough to just bend down to take a wiff, we wouldn't need females.
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09/28/2010 06:06 AM
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