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Osama Bin Laden found dead.

 
Rokstr from OSA
06/06/2005 04:24 AM
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Osama Bin Laden the most popular terrorist was found dead today. Died apparently of "toxic shock syndrome". Experts on the scene in Afganistan found large deposits of 1980īs Kotex Brand tampons and New Coke. These tampons were used by the Taliban as toilet paper. It appears that after the autopsy was performed, OBL had a combination of toxic shock with ecoli bacterium. An army spokesperson stated that the New Coke products had $5 off Whitewater Theme Park admission. A team of forensic investigators traced the large amount of Cocacola from the United States. Matt "Spuds" Mackenzie of the team said, "We believe the very large amounts of tampons and coke came from the small town of Marietta, Georgia. However, it is not know at this time why OBL was wearing a white "leisure suit" and sporting disco shoes...

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Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:14 AM
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lmao

BAR1
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12/08/2005 10:14 AM
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12/08/2005 10:14 AM
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lmao Yet another phony report issued from the anusīs of BushCo. OBL died in December 2001 from kidney failure.
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12/08/2005 10:14 AM
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link pleez..
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lol, so he died before or after 9/11?

headbang

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Soothsayer
12/08/2005 10:14 AM
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Osama Bin Laden died in December 2001, right around the same time Americaīs search for him died.

Never mind him, now America can fight the endless war against the nameless and faceless TERRORISTS.

Booga Booga!

Give up your rights and Uncle Sam will protect you from all harm!
salimandr nli
12/08/2005 10:14 AM
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gotta be the pits to die time and time again. earlier news:

Osama bin Laden:
A dead nemesis perpetuated by the US government

Osama bin Laden is dead. The news first came from sources in Afghanistan and Pakistan almost six months ago: the fugitive died in December [2001] and was buried in the mountains of southeast Afghanistan. Pakistanīs president, Pervez Musharraf, echoed the information. The remnants of Osamaīs gang, however, have mostly stayed silent, either to keep Osamaīs ghost alive or because they have no means of communication.

With an ego the size of Mount Everest, Osama bin Laden would not have, could not have, remained silent for so long if he were still alive. He always liked to take credit even for things he had nothing to do with. Would he remain silent for nine months and not trumpet his own survival? [New York Times. July 11, 2002]
[link to www.whatreallyhappened.com]
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12/08/2005 10:14 AM
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VIRUS ALERT: If this OP gives a link, donīt open it.

[link to www.tbrnews.org]

Fake Bin Laden e-mail hides virus
June 3, 2005
BBC

Users are being warned not to open junk e-mail messages claiming Osama Bin Laden has been captured.

The messages claim to contain pictures of the al-Qaeda leaderīs arrest but anyone opening the attachment will fall victim to a Microsoft Windows virus.

Since 1 June anti-virus companies have been catching the junk mail messages in large numbers.

Security firms fear that interest in Bin Ladenīs whereabouts could spark a big outbreak.

US focus
Several versions of the message have been caught by anti-virus and mail-filtering firms but all bear the same fake information about Bin Ladenīs arrest.

All versions claim that TV news channels such as CNN and the BBC will soon be reporting the arrest and showing more pictures.
One version of the malicious message claims to contain pictures grabbed from a military TV channel. Another directs people to a website holding videos of the capture.

Anyone opening the attachments or visiting the website will get a version of the Psyme trojan installed on their PC.

James Kay, chief technology officer at Blackspider, said that the company had stopped more than a million copies of the message since it first appeared.

"Weīve seen a lot of it overnight when the US was awake," said Mr Kay.

"We kind of expected that it would be targeted at the US because of the language used in it," he said.

Warnings about the fake Bin Laden arrest virus have also been issued by Panda Software and F-Secure.

The vulnerability exploited by Psyme is found in Windows 2000, 95, 98, ME, NT, XP and Windows Server 2003. Users were urged to update their version of Windows to close the loophole.
This latest virus is the third to use the name of the al-Qaeda leader to trick people into opening it.

In July last year an e-mail began circulating that claimed to link to a website holding a video of Bin Ladenīs suicide. Another virus circulating in November 2004 posed as a video message from the al-Qaeda leader
Subject lines of virus attacks:

God Bless America!
God Bless!
Captured
Captured! Finally!
Finally!
Finally! Captured!
He has been captured
God Bless the USA!
Voice of the White House
kilroy
12/08/2005 10:14 AM
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Rokstr from OSA


Who would have the most motive to convince people Osama Bin Landen is dead.
damned

GPL is truly a very diverse forum.
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