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What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?

 
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What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
I was love to hear her response to how the govt plans to pay for all the oppressive programs. Your thoughts?
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
typoss...hate those.
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
"Yikes! Use plastic-surgery much?"
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
an I see your big boobs please?
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
How long ago did you die?
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
I wonder what she smells like?
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
Stewardess!?!?!? I need to change seats immediately!!!
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
I would tell her "How great and wonderful a job she has done so far (i.e. Healthcare). I would also tell her that I don't necessarly agree with her thoughts about "Retirement age."
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BLOOOOWWW MEEE!!!

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Bitch, sit down and don't speak until we land.
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
I was love to hear her response to how the govt plans to pay for all the oppressive programs. Your thoughts?
 Quoting: Earmark 617637





You might not like her answer.

Suppose she told you that all the political noise was to keep the masses distracted until the massive die-off in a year or two? What if she told you that the US would not even exist in a year or so?
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
I was love to hear her response to how the govt plans to pay for all the oppressive programs. Your thoughts?





You might not like her answer.

Suppose she told you that all the political noise was to keep the masses distracted until the massive die-off in a year or two? What if she told you that the US would not even exist in a year or so?
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At least it would be something she has not done in a while ... tell the truth.
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
I'd tell her that she was fired. As soon as she gets back to Washington, D.C. , pack up her shit and move out. I'm taking over! If she didn't like it, I'd talk down to her like a fucking dog and humiliate the shit out of her on that plane!
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I wouldn't say a word, but I would try to pass as much gas as I could. If I crapped a little.....so be it. rockon
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
are those teeth as sharp as they look?
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
I wonder what she smells like?
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Vapor rub and rot.
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
A member of congress??

On a public flight?

lmao

Coach no less!!


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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
"why don't you put that big, gaping lie hole of yours to some good use, and blow me?" rockon
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
I'd say" "my knuckles are really sore after punching you for 5 hours."
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
I would cut her tits off and eat them for breakfast.
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I would cut her tits off and eat them for breakfast.
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wtf.....Easy Dahmer.
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
Can you please change your Depends, it's staring to smell like urine in here!
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
Read some rousing accounts of the French Revolution.
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
A member of congress??

On a public flight?

lmao

Coach no less!!


1rof1
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That was my first thought, too! chuckle
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
Nancy Pelosi will fly coach when pigs fly. Nancy Pelosi only flies Air Force jets or congressionally funded Gulfstream Jets, as nothing less befits such a star studded spender of taxpayer money to suit her personal whims. This question is non-sensical, since this is a hypothetical question about a situation that would never occur in our universe.

Perhaps is Nancy Pelosi actually spent her time flying coach, she would be more in touch with THE PEOPLE of this great country and spend less time trying to legislate this country into oblivion and regulate its people into automatons!
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
Nancy Pelosi will fly coach when pigs fly. Nancy Pelosi only flies Air Force jets or congressionally funded Gulfstream Jets, as nothing less befits such a star studded spender of taxpayer money to suit her personal whims. This question is non-sensical, since this is a hypothetical question about a situation that would never occur in our universe.

Perhaps is Nancy Pelosi actually spent her time flying coach, she would be more in touch with THE PEOPLE of this great country and spend less time trying to legislate this country into oblivion and regulate its people into automatons!
 Quoting: starseed009

^This^
But hypothetically, I'd inform the air marshal that she made a bomb threat. And really being hypothetical, I'd plunge a stake into her heart.
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
Stewardess!?!?!? I need to change seats immediately!!!
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^^THIS^^
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
Want some gum to chew on?
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
when piglets do teh flying ppig
Water always wins. :sun:
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
I'd be looking for that gremlin on the wing like in the Twilight zone episode to take the plane down and save me from the misery of sitting next to that bitch!
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Re: What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?
"Ewwwww" comes to mind.

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