What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?

typoss...hate those.

"Yikes! Use plastic-surgery much?"

an I see your big boobs please?

How long ago did you die?

I wonder what she smells like?

I would tell her "How great and wonderful a job she has done so far (i.e. Healthcare). I would also tell her that I don't necessarly agree with her thoughts about "Retirement age."

BLOOOOWWW MEEE!!!

(Mel Gibson voice)

Last Edited by maryjaneshusband on 07/26/2010 12:33 PM

Bitch, sit down and don't speak until we land.

You might not like her answer.

Suppose she told you that all the political noise was to keep the masses distracted until the massive die-off in a year or two? What if she told you that the US would not even exist in a year or so?

At least it would be something she has not done in a while ... tell the truth.

I'd tell her that she was fired. As soon as she gets back to Washington, D.C. , pack up her shit and move out. I'm taking over! If she didn't like it, I'd talk down to her like a fucking dog and humiliate the shit out of her on that plane!

I wouldn't say a word, but I would try to pass as much gas as I could. If I crapped a little.....so be it.

are those teeth as sharp as they look?

Vapor rub and rot.

A member of congress??

On a public flight?



Coach no less!!

"why don't you put that big, gaping lie hole of yours to some good use, and blow me?"

I'd say" "my knuckles are really sore after punching you for 5 hours."

I would cut her tits off and eat them for breakfast.

wtf.....Easy Dahmer.

Can you please change your Depends, it's staring to smell like urine in here!

Read some rousing accounts of the French Revolution.

That was my first thought, too!

Nancy Pelosi will fly coach when pigs fly. Nancy Pelosi only flies Air Force jets or congressionally funded Gulfstream Jets, as nothing less befits such a star studded spender of taxpayer money to suit her personal whims. This question is non-sensical, since this is a hypothetical question about a situation that would never occur in our universe.

Perhaps is Nancy Pelosi actually spent her time flying coach, she would be more in touch with THE PEOPLE of this great country and spend less time trying to legislate this country into oblivion and regulate its people into automatons!

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But hypothetically, I'd inform the air marshal that she made a bomb threat. And really being hypothetical, I'd plunge a stake into her heart.

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Want some gum to chew on?

when piglets do teh flying

I'd be looking for that gremlin on the wing like in the Twilight zone episode to take the plane down and save me from the misery of sitting next to that bitch!

"Ewwwww" comes to mind.