What would you say to Nancy Pelosi if she sat next to you on coach flight for five hours?

"Can I see your ass? I want to see if it matches your face"

Turnips

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I would ask her why in the hell is she flying coach?!

I would ask her if she would go back and open the door for the rest of the passengers, that it stunk in there like some wrinkled up old rotten bag of ****..... OOPS! I guess the plane does not have a screen door....Oh My !!!! OOPS!

Nazi Puglosi NEVER travels coach. SHE has her OWN plane...paid for by US taxpayers.

I wouldn't SAY anything...I toss a bucketful of water on her and MELT her.

Mind if I put this plastic bag over your head?

It would never happen. Pelosi doesn't fly on the little peoples airlines. Take another puff.

Well I prolly would be rip roaring drunk as I assume I would be sitting next to her in some kind of "special" accomodations.

And when I am, I could talk to anybody about anything I suppose. You know, funny girl talk stuff. Giggly stuff.

I'd ask her how her shit tastes on my fingers after I rammed my fist up her ass and out her mouth.

Later I'll tell you how I really feel about the wench...

Would you please take all of your luggage off of my lap?

"Say, Nance, you don't mind if I fart in your mouth do ya?"

Did your lobotomy hurt much, Madam speaker?

I would switch places with anyone who ate beans for lunch.

Not that ypou are likely to see Princess Pelosi flying commercially, but if I was stuck next to her I would be thinking seriously about that emergency exit.

can you pass the vomit bag

I would be too busy puking to talk. Sitting next to a demon corpse?!!!! Yikes!

She's repulsive...I get that. Is five hours enough time to turn her from evil?

Found a new job yet?

You can fix stupid ....nor can you fix evil. Since she is a supporter of abortion I would suggest a 240th trimester procedure.

CAN'T

Goddamn fingers are retarded today.

I would wait until we were at 40,000 ft and declare a medical emergency and i would swear I was a dr. and that she was deathly ill and that i would have to perform emergency surgery on her. There is no time to stop and wait until we land. We're out over the ocean and I would perform the world's first lobotomy on her while we were flying over international waters.
Then, I would proceed to swap brains between her and a baboon, the baboon having more intelligence of course. lmao!

I would say

"You got bumped from First Class too?"

"And who are you, again?"

I would fart the more I can so she passes out and dies.

This scenario would never take place unless you happen to be Secret Service.

Ed Zachery disease!!!LOL

"For fucks sake will you stop banging my kidneys with your fucking elbows", "eat quieter god damn you" and "This is the last time I travel anywhere by bus"

I would ask her if I could use those big fun bags as a pillow!