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Jesus Was a Rape Child

 
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He was. According the the bible this is what he was. Mary was raped by god.
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It says that in the Talmud ... go read your talmud.
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He was. According the the bible this is what he was. Mary was raped by god.
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Lying blasphemous fuker.
How about instead of spouting out bullshit like some fool and read for a change? Mary was told BEFORE and AGREED.
Bitch.

26In the sixth month, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, 27to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin's name was Mary. 28The angel went to her and said, "Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you."
29Mary was greatly troubled at his words and wondered what kind of greeting this might be. 30But the angel said to her, "Do not be afraid, Mary, you have found favor with God. 31You will be with child and give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus. 32He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High. The Lord God will give him the throne of his father David, 33and he will reign over the house of Jacob forever; his kingdom will never end."

34"How will this be," Mary asked the angel, "since I am a virgin?"

35The angel answered, "The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you. So the holy one to be born will be called[c] the Son of God. 36Even Elizabeth your relative is going to have a child in her old age, and she who was said to be barren is in her sixth month. 37For nothing is impossible with God."

38"I am the Lord's servant," Mary answered. "May it be to me as you have said." Then the angel left her.
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Well actually, he was a bastard child by some other man, either rape or mary just liked to get it on.

What kind of idiot believes "oh sorry husband, I am pregnant! i know we never fucked, but I swear! I am faithful! really! it must be magic!!"?
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I cannot believe you said that!!!!
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Your beliefs will define or destroy you. My belief in God and His Son Jesus define me...this theory of yours may well be what will destroy you. Repent and be saved, but continue to embrace this notion and you will find the Truth on your knees.
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Well actually, he was a bastard child by some other man, either rape or mary just liked to get it on.

What kind of idiot believes "oh sorry husband, I am pregnant! i know we never fucked, but I swear! I am faithful! really! it must be magic!!"?
 Quoting: nomind

You will believe it one day when feces rolls down your leg and your blowing snot bubbles 1 second after you draw your last breath.
You will die one day and instead of being an anonomous coward, you will be just a coward.
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LOL

ITT: People being trolled.

Look at all of the angry Christfags. You people are so quick to kill in the name of your god, but Jesus spoke of nothing but compassion. It's a sad worlddd.
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LOL... Oh that should get people going for sure... You know that rape is by force right. and Marry was willing?
Blessed may she be among the most holy of holies for her faith and suffering.
Blessed may we all be for enduring these pointless threads.
Amen!!!
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Well actually, he was a bastard child by some other man, either rape or mary just liked to get it on.

What kind of idiot believes "oh sorry husband, I am pregnant! i know we never fucked, but I swear! I am faithful! really! it must be magic!!"?
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weather it was god that raped her, or she was hoeing out to another man, she was a child. So if it was god, he's a pedophile too. My guess is she was just a whore. But whatever. The book is nothing but a fairy tale. If you believe in that stuff, then the gingerbread man must be real too right?
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Well actually, he was a bastard child by some other man, either rape or mary just liked to get it on.

What kind of idiot believes "oh sorry husband, I am pregnant! i know we never fucked, but I swear! I am faithful! really! it must be magic!!"?
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Nah, he knew, he was just the first man ever to not "smack-a-hoe".
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Finally single woooohooo!!

Free your mind and the rest will follow.

And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God...Romans 12:2

BE the change you wish to see in the world.

"Repent, for the time is at hand"...JC

"Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point."
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weather it was god that raped her, or she was hoeing out to another man, she was a child. So if it was god, he's a pedophile too. My guess is she was just a whore. But whatever. The book is nothing but a fairy tale. If you believe in that stuff, then the gingerbread man must be real too right?
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You better not be saying that the Gingerbread Man is fake! I'll kill you!!!!
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LOL... Oh that should get people going for sure... You know that rape is by force right. and Marry was willing?
Blessed may she be among the most holy of holies for her faith and suffering.
Blessed may we all be for enduring these pointless threads.
Amen!!!
 Quoting: Magnus Grievous



Yep, she was willing and happy to carry the child. She called herself God's servant.

[link to www.birthofjesus.orconhosting.net.nz]
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mary just went to a public bath house to get a bath and the guy who used it before her jerked off in the water leaving his little semen swimming free, Mary gets in bath water and the semen seep into her vagina..

mary gets pregnant.. No big mystery .

there is proof that such has happened in the past 100yrs .

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Well actually, he was a bastard child by some other man, either rape or mary just liked to get it on.

What kind of idiot believes "oh sorry husband, I am pregnant! i know we never fucked, but I swear! I am faithful! really! it must be magic!!"?
 Quoting: nomind



Well I see you picked the right ID!

Tell us...Do you really have to "fuck" to get pregnant?
Finally single woooohooo!!

Free your mind and the rest will follow.

And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God...Romans 12:2

BE the change you wish to see in the world.

"Repent, for the time is at hand"...JC

"Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point."
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Yep, she was willing and happy to carry the child. She called herself God's servant.

[link to www.birthofjesus.orconhosting.net.nz]
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Why did God need someone to have the baby for him? He is God, after all.
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He was. According the the bible this is what he was. Mary was raped by god.

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Lying blasphemous fuker.
How about instead of spouting out bullshit like some fool and read for a change? Mary was told BEFORE and AGREED.
Bitch.

26In the sixth month, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, 27to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin's name was Mary. 28The angel went to her and said, "Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you."
29Mary was greatly troubled at his words and wondered what kind of greeting this might be. 30But the angel said to her, "Do not be afraid, Mary, you have found favor with God. 31You will be with child and give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus. 32He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High. The Lord God will give him the throne of his father David, 33and he will reign over the house of Jacob forever; his kingdom will never end."

34"How will this be," Mary asked the angel, "since I am a virgin?"

35The angel answered, "The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you. So the holy one to be born will be called[c] the Son of God. 36Even Elizabeth your relative is going to have a child in her old age, and she who was said to be barren is in her sixth month. 37For nothing is impossible with God."

38"I am the Lord's servant," Mary answered. "May it be to me as you have said." Then the angel left her.
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So she was a cheating... hmmm what would we call someone that cheats on her husband.
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What if Mohammed raped Mary?

Give it a thought. It might be why there are the endless wars between Christianity vs Moslems. Somebody doesn't want the truth come to light.

laugh
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He was. According the the bible this is what he was. Mary was raped by god.

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Lying blasphemous fuker.
How about instead of spouting out bullshit like some fool and read for a change? Mary was told BEFORE and AGREED.
Bitch.

26In the sixth month, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, 27to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin's name was Mary. 28The angel went to her and said, "Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you."
29Mary was greatly troubled at his words and wondered what kind of greeting this might be. 30But the angel said to her, "Do not be afraid, Mary, you have found favor with God. 31You will be with child and give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus. 32He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High. The Lord God will give him the throne of his father David, 33and he will reign over the house of Jacob forever; his kingdom will never end."

34"How will this be," Mary asked the angel, "since I am a virgin?"

35The angel answered, "The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you. So the holy one to be born will be called[c] the Son of God. 36Even Elizabeth your relative is going to have a child in her old age, and she who was said to be barren is in her sixth month. 37For nothing is impossible with God."

38"I am the Lord's servant," Mary answered. "May it be to me as you have said." Then the angel left her.


So she was a cheating... hmmm what would we call someone that cheats on her husband.
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Stoned to death, that's what we call her.
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He was. According the the bible this is what he was. Mary was raped by god.

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Lying blasphemous fuker.
How about instead of spouting out bullshit like some fool and read for a change? Mary was told BEFORE and AGREED.
Bitch.

26In the sixth month, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, 27to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin's name was Mary. 28The angel went to her and said, "Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you."
29Mary was greatly troubled at his words and wondered what kind of greeting this might be. 30But the angel said to her, "Do not be afraid, Mary, you have found favor with God. 31You will be with child and give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus. 32He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High. The Lord God will give him the throne of his father David, 33and he will reign over the house of Jacob forever; his kingdom will never end."

34"How will this be," Mary asked the angel, "since I am a virgin?"

35The angel answered, "The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you. So the holy one to be born will be called[c] the Son of God. 36Even Elizabeth your relative is going to have a child in her old age, and she who was said to be barren is in her sixth month. 37For nothing is impossible with God."

38"I am the Lord's servant," Mary answered. "May it be to me as you have said." Then the angel left her.


So she was a cheating... hmmm what would we call someone that cheats on her husband.


Stoned to death, that's what we call her.
 Quoting: TrollingAnon

She wasn't married. Gosh you demonic fux love the anti-god circle jerk. Enjoy it while ya can. Eternally seperated and spending a concious eternity swimming in pure energy must appeal to you.
Please turn around and wave judgment day.
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He was. According the the bible this is what he was. Mary was raped by god.

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Lying blasphemous fuker.
How about instead of spouting out bullshit like some fool and read for a change? Mary was told BEFORE and AGREED.
Bitch.

26In the sixth month, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, 27to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin's name was Mary. 28The angel went to her and said, "Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you."
29Mary was greatly troubled at his words and wondered what kind of greeting this might be. 30But the angel said to her, "Do not be afraid, Mary, you have found favor with God. 31You will be with child and give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus. 32He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High. The Lord God will give him the throne of his father David, 33and he will reign over the house of Jacob forever; his kingdom will never end."

34"How will this be," Mary asked the angel, "since I am a virgin?"

35The angel answered, "The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you. So the holy one to be born will be called[c] the Son of God. 36Even Elizabeth your relative is going to have a child in her old age, and she who was said to be barren is in her sixth month. 37For nothing is impossible with God."

38"I am the Lord's servant," Mary answered. "May it be to me as you have said." Then the angel left her.


So she was a cheating... hmmm what would we call someone that cheats on her husband.


Stoned to death, that's what we call her.

She wasn't married. Gosh you demonic fux love the anti-god circle jerk. Enjoy it while ya can. Eternally seperated and spending a concious eternity swimming in pure energy must appeal to you.
Please turn around and wave judgment day.
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Child out of wedlock, also means being stoned to death. And you can go ahead and wave to me now, and every other day for the rest of your life. Judgment Day isn't coming.
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And you can go ahead and wave to me now, and every other day for the rest of your life. Judgment Day isn't coming.
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cruise

And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:

Good luck.
At best you have a 50 / 50.
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He was. According the the bible this is what he was. Mary was raped by god.
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Theres two of them. Of of them has a Mom and Dad and is a Summer Sun God. the Other is conceived by A spirit in the winter and is a Sun God.

There is such a thing where a spirit can "make love" to a Human woman. And place something inside her.
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LOL... Oh that should get people going for sure... You know that rape is by force right. and Marry was willing?
Blessed may she be among the most holy of holies for her faith and suffering.
Blessed may we all be for enduring these pointless threads.
Amen!!!



Yep, she was willing and happy to carry the child. She called herself God's servant.

[link to www.birthofjesus.orconhosting.net.nz]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1011742



SO if your 13 year old daughter agrees to have sex with a 30 year old man, it's not rape then? Is that what you are saying?
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And you can go ahead and wave to me now, and every other day for the rest of your life. Judgment Day isn't coming.

cruise

And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:

Good luck.
At best you have a 50 / 50.
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And, at best, you have 1/countless amounts of religions.

If you picked the wrong one, we both burn in the same hell forever, considering the correct religion (if there is one) has a hell. You're so sure that Christianity is THE religion, but when Jesus was talking, what religion was the God of that time? Judaism. OH SHIT! Christians might be following the wrong religion!? But, they'll never know for sure. You can devote your life to a god that hasn't shown himself to you, I prefer to live my life how I want.
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He was. According the the bible this is what he was. Mary was raped by god.


Theres two of them. Of of them has a Mom and Dad and is a Summer Sun God. the Other is conceived by A spirit in the winter and is a Sun God.

There is such a thing where a spirit can "make love" to a Human woman. And place something inside her.
 Quoting: THRONE OF THE GOLDEN SUN



There's no way to "place something inside of her" without penetrating her. That's rape, even if he used his "spirit fingers".

Your god is a child rapist!
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LOL... Oh that should get people going for sure... You know that rape is by force right. and Marry was willing?
Blessed may she be among the most holy of holies for her faith and suffering.
Blessed may we all be for enduring these pointless threads.
Amen!!!



Yep, she was willing and happy to carry the child. She called herself God's servant.

[link to www.birthofjesus.orconhosting.net.nz]



SO if your 13 year old daughter agrees to have sex with a 30 year old man, it's not rape then? Is that what you are saying?
 Quoting: OilAwakening

You must be some huge retard to read that into what was said.
Or some kind of agenda.
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LOL... Oh that should get people going for sure... You know that rape is by force right. and Marry was willing?
Blessed may she be among the most holy of holies for her faith and suffering.
Blessed may we all be for enduring these pointless threads.
Amen!!!



Yep, she was willing and happy to carry the child. She called herself God's servant.

[link to www.birthofjesus.orconhosting.net.nz]



SO if your 13 year old daughter agrees to have sex with a 30 year old man, it's not rape then? Is that what you are saying?

You must be some huge retard to read that into what was said.
Or some kind of agenda.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 754098



Only idiots use the R word as a putdown. Thanks for outing yourself! Agenda? NO, only seeking truth. If you call that an agenda, then I am guilty as charged.

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