My dog smells like peanut butter after she's been sleeping a long time

did you put you balls in her mouth?

learn how to spell or type dumb ass. You're a prevert for even thinking something like that. Typical moran.

Should have put "My Dog smells like Lindsay Lohan" and people would be here like Obama at a Book Burning.

Or better yet...for maximum effect

MY DOG SMELLS LIKE LINDSAY LOHAN BLARRGGG WHAT DO I DO BLARRGGGGG EMERGENCY RED ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then it would be a 10 page thread within minutes with thousands of 5 star ratings.

Now that is funny.

Few people know this,

but dogs are actuly made of peanut butter. When they get older the metamorphisize into a regular dog. But at first just PB.

In fact when they are born they are pure peanut butter. that is why so many dogs are named Skippy, it is also why dogs shed (Sheds spread).

Be careful not to confuse your dog with PB and put it on bread and eat it, also be carful it does not get hot. Becasue every year people eat a lot of hot dogs.

Arf

My dof smells exactly like cheese popcorn when he needs a bath... Just sayin!

gotcha

I always said that smell was like corn chips, but PB is close also.

dude she pissed the couch.

you're smelling pee-nut butt-er.

mine smells like fritos. All Bostons do, its from the scent glands in their feet. Really strong in Bostons.

That can't be it. She'll be napping in the shop on a concrete floor and be all warm and smelling like Skippy.

Corn chips is pretty close also.

Yup,Frito corn chips.

squat and pick out the tp rolled up on your ass

I don't understand what you say mean person.

I have a dof too. I don't care for dogs

OK...

Now THAT'S just fucking weird...

My Wife said the same thing about our dog yesterday...

I'm so glad I'm not the only one involved with the peanut butter dog conspiracy.

Dog feet smell like a bag of Doritos. My dog doesn't smell like peanut butter :(

you cant upload an avatar until you create 3 threads whining about how you cant upload an avatar.

my cat likes to eat earwax.

Might be from drooling/spit when she sleeps. Old spit can smell like old peanut butter. That's what jail carpets smell like from inmates spitting on them.

Alright, I'll make another useless and mindless thread. Oops 90% are like that right now. They are entertaining though, and we've all had fun while learning dogs do smell like peanut butter or Doritos after sleeping.

Goodnight all.

Do you give her peanut butter?

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good thing you are not allergic to PB

ahhh dude, don't tell me you put peanut butter on your you know what and have the dog lick ya to sleep.

I have a Spitting Cobra that smells like chocolate.