What is the WEIRDEST story that has EVER happened to you in YOUR LIFE

lol take your pick, could be from when my best friend and i almost got beat up by 6 pissed off drag queens or my time hunting for ufo bases and rock hounding for years in new mexico or all the mushroom hunting stories ahh never as a po ts who lived in an rv for years about wierd stories cause suddenly u find the strangest things are routine

there were 4 or 5 of us. we were 12 and standing in a graveyard. we noticed a lot of the graves where from the Adam's family. we starting singing that song about Uncle Fester farting etc.

the ground shook and a moan came out of it. we shook too. we exchanged eye-popping glances and then ran away at top speed, not stopping until we were back in my friend's house, half a mile away, with the door locked. her mother must have wondered why we all decided to hang out with her that day.

I used to be in a catholic church group. It was called search. It was based out of the Dodge City diocese. I belonged to it for years. Me and some friends went all over the state of Kansas with the search group. It had to deal with getting teens more involved with God and church.
We would spend weekends on search weekends with other young adults who were interested in the search program. On the weekends, we would stay in schools overnight, and there would always be someone praying for the new people who were interested in the search program. One night while everyone was asleep in a classroom in Hutchinson, KS, I looked toward the door and I saw two figures standing there in the darkness. I've never been more frightened. It was surreal. I knew they were not from the search program even though I couldnt see their faces, but something inside of me told me it was wrong. It was evil. There was a red glow around them. I asked them "what the hell are you doing here? Get out of here!" I kept telling them to get out. A friend of mine, Joe, was there, but he didnt see the people, but he heard me talking to these people and he got scared badly. I was so scared. This happened more than 25 years ago, but even to this day I get goosebumps talking about it - and have them now typing this.

Some of my weirdest occurrences happened in the woods and I related those in the "Strange things in the Woods" thread, but several other weird things happened that weren't in the woods.

Here's a cool "psychic" one:

I was with my friend Travis and we were at a place called Dave n Buster's, it is like a huge arcade for adults (serves alcohol). We were right around 21 years old each.

Anyway, the way that you pay for the games is to put money on a card, which gives you "credits". We had run out of credits, and run out of money to recharge our cards. But it was still about an hour before the place closed and we weren't ready to leave.

When people's cards ran out of credits they just threw them on the floor, so we decided that maybe one of the cards on the floor still had some credits on it. So we went around the place and literally gathered up EVERY card on the floor and scanned them on this machine which tells you how many credits are left on the card.

Well of course it turned out that they were ALL empty, why would anyone in their right mind discard a full card?

As we stood there, I looked over at a group of 4 people standing by a little table, one of those little round diner tables. I thought in my head, "Leave a card full of money on that table, leave a card full of money on that table."

I thought this phrase over and over, and when they finally walked away from the table they had left a card there.

I immediately walked over there and grabbed that card. I told Travis what I had done and we ran over to the card scanner.

The card had $50 on it! We were ecstatic, and blew this remaining money playing games.

What a waste of psychic powers, eh?

here is on back in 1995 i was walking down patterson avenue in grand junction colorado i had just turned 18 and was working for a heavily freemason company called wiggys manufacturing they make special sleeping bags for jumpseats for the navy and airforce awesome sleeping bags but back to the story i was walking and when i got to the intersection of 12th and patterson where the hilltop rehabilitation center is the atm booth they have was ringing like a pay phone so i went in and there was a payphone where there had never been one before or since that i know of right in the atm kiosk in the parking lot so i answerd the phone they said 7 pm far east resturaunt then the line went dead
so i walked to my dads work he owned a tanning salon at the time and had a friend pick me up and take me home where i got cleaned up dressed and went to the far east resturaunt where lo and behold they where having the mesa county economic committee monthy meeting where they discuss economic matters for the city and it started at 7 pm right away i recognized several of the members such as gene kinsey and lynn armstrong and frank daniels i spend the night talking with lynn about possibly becoming a freemason.

Nothing comes to mind as interesting. I have a lot of weird experiences but nothing more interesting than any thing else. If you asked something specific maybe. But I am coming back to read the stories!!!!!!!!

and another about the same time same summer my buddy ian and i where out in my jeep near escalante canyon summer of 95 with my akm rifle and his sks drinking beers watching for ufos lol when we looked over and one of those super silent helicopters had lifted above the cayon rim snuck right up on us and u could see the pilots inside the glow from thier instruments highlighting thier faces and u could tell they where just lauging there asses off they flew off just as quite as they arrived

I was walking along a bike trail on a sunny day, and I came to a nice patch of grass and decided to rest. I thought to myself 'not a cloud in the sky' as I looked at the sky in all directions.

So I'm sitting, and I decide to lie back on the grass - lay down. And so I'm now looking straight up and I notice this little cotton-ball shaped cloud directly above me. I thought it was cool - not a cloud in the sky except for this little puff.

So, I'm looking at it and it starts to go straight up - I though maybe my eyes are playing tricks on me and I watch it even more. So it keeps rising and is getting smaller, and I'm thinking - 'weird!'. So, it caught my attention and I continue to watch it, and then it starts to drift away.

Scaring the shit out of my Spanish II class by using my Aura to darken the entire room. As they say, the truth is stranger than fiction.

When I was about 14, I was standing outside on an upstairs deck on my house. All of a sudden all the electric and phone lines started giving off a strange smell, and sort of crackled. It was about 4:30 in the afternoon. Next thing I knew my mom was calling me in for dinner (6:00pm). Very weird, no explanation for it, but I can still smell that ozone odor.

Hands Down The Weirdest Thing That Ever Happened To Me


I got trapped on a planet where the majority of the monkey people believed in talking to imaginary friends, and believed that magical blood could keep you from getting burned forever by the super imaginary friend who loves you so much he killed his son to get the magical blood out, and...he, was his own son...and also, a weird spirit creature that would possess the bodies of his followers and make them do weird things and think weird things...AND, he was only one person, but, he was, three people, and he was really concerned with which parts of your body you touched and allowed to be touched, and really, every aspect of your life. He had such a bad case of OCD, he even counted every hair on everyone's head, and then, the monkey people got a sense of comfort from this, instead of the creeped out and incredulous feeling a rational person would get from it.

They thought you were the weird one if you didn't believe this crazy story or believe in these weird superstitions and rituals.

It got so bad that in one of their most powerful nations, there was no way you could be elected leader unless you pretended to believe in this claptrap. Anyone who admitted he didn't believe the story, was forbidden to hold office.

Why, they even thought they had progressed a lot because they finally elected a guy who came from the race they had at one time enslaved, and he had to make an oath (in direct defiance of their imaginary "Holy Book") by putting his hand on the imaginary "Holy Book" wherein their super imaginary friend gave instructions on how to buy, sell and beat SLAVES!

It was pure insanity.

It's not fun when an 8 foot big red 'roo jumps in front of your car when you're driving at 110kmh in the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere. They jump towards car lights unfortunately. I missed it.

When I was 13 my parents, brother, and I were visiting some friends of my parents for the day. They had just bought some lake front property and invited us up for a BBQ. They had a 5th wheel set up and a fire pit about 25 feet from the camper. It was kinda cold and drizzly that day so we were all hanging out around the fire. They were using a old barrel of some kind, which they had found floating in the lake, for a fitpit and there was a metal tube around the outside of the barrel. There was a big fire burning that day and apparently that tube had at some point rusted, cracked, and took on water while in the lake and the water inside the tube started to expand and boil(that was the determination of the investigator). The pipe exploded and sent coals, ash, and other nasty shit flying out at everyone. At the time I was standing behind my mom, who was sitting within about 2 feet of the fire. All I can remember is a feeling of emptiness/silence. There was no sound, nothing to see, no pain, nothing it was like I wasn't there, wasn't anywhere. I don't know how long it lasted, I had no sense of time, but suddenly I was struggling to get air, couldn't breath, could scream, all I could see was this weird orangish brown color, I had a roaring sound in my ears, and my face hurt. I was finally able to scream for my mom and I heard my dad yelling, "Where are you?" I said I didn't know and he told me to keep talking so he could find me (this was middle of the day and there was so much smoke, dirt, ash, etc in the air he couldn't find me). When he finally located me I was standing by the 5th wheel, the side that was away from the fire. Nobody has any explanation as to how I got there because to walk there on my own I would have run into ice chests, lawn chairs, and the table they had set up for food. My eyes and face were burned from the hot coals being blown into my face but otherwise I was uninjured. Considering how close we all were to the fire it is lucky none of us were more injured than we were, or worse yet, killed by the explosion.

I have never been a believer in "angels" but in that instance the only explanation I have for what happened is that I had a guardian angel who protected me and moved me to somewhere safe.

7 years ago I moved to a fairly deserted part of the AZ desert.
On a winter day I hiked several miles up a sandy wash with my dogs and then climbed up a rocky hill to view the valley below.
It was so nice to be somewhere so far away from the crowds of people. So calm. So quiet. Picked up a few rocks and looked for artifacts but mostly enjoyed the scenery.
Nothing but nature & my dogs on a spectacular nice day.
On my way back, I walked the same sandy dry riverbed back to my car and was lost in thought when, from behind me, following me from above were at least 5 black helocopters flying in a row.
They flew over me - very low - and freaked me out hard.

My heart was beating and I was so shocked.
Kind of wrecked the day too.

Lately?

I served court documents to Nelly by sneaking onto his bus and befriending a Roadie with a pretext who walked me past security to Nelly. Boom.

A UFO folloed me at night on my bike at the Bonneville Salt Flats Utah area. Freaky man. Beautiful.

Got attacked by 5 wild dogs this morning while on a sub-rosa for DOT 2 miles back in the woods. Didn't want to shoot them, so now I'm sore as hell from running through 2 miles of mud fields. Didn't damage my camera though. That's good. Right?

When I was 5 years old I was riding my awesome big-wheel in my neighborhood. It was a really hot summer day. The kind of hot day where you can see the heat rising from the pavement. I got to the end of my road and turned around to go home. I got about ten feet and then I stopped. i could not move for whatever reason. I was so scared I couldn't cry out for anyone to help. I was stuck like that for maybe half a minute at most but it was the most scared i had ever been in my life. I don't know why.

Oh, I forgot, an attorney jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving and wanted to beat my ass. I presented my cheek and begged for him to break my jaw. I would have owned his ass. It was all on video.

I really enjoyed reading this one. If you had an account you'd be getting green karma for making me laugh.

Sitting on a Bell 212 helicopter, strapped in waiting for take-off...first trip to an offshore oil rig to work a job fresh out of highschool (I was 17). Door was closed and the engine was winding up when someone "more important" showed up and they took me off the chopper.

30 minutes later they lost contact...the chopper went down and everybody was killed. Needless to say, it freaked me out.

i live in the country. i used to go on burners through town which a round trip was about half an hour? i used to drive alot so my parents would not know i was smoking. Anyways one night i finally got done with my nightly drive sesh and went home. Eventually i got bored again and left one more time, which i never did once posted up at home. along one of the county roads i always drove on was a lady who was in need of help. She was in the middle of the road begging me to stop and it was very late at night. It was weirder than it sounds. I felt like it was the universe manifesting itself into peace that one moment for me and this lady. I felt great for being able to help her instead of some of the dangerous truckers who could be driving past. She used my phone and i dipped out. the end.

This: Thread: Why I KNOW Nobody in Particular is telling the truth
Read it! It's crazy!! and true!

years ago i was into photography
decided i wanted to take a long exposure of a comet(cant rememmeber the name but it was about 2000)
decided had to go well away from orange lights(light polution)
so had set up camera but clouds obscured comet ,so had to return to said place over a few nights

on night comet was there set up camera to take a few 5 min plus photos
near by there ,that night,was a odd bungalow
it was odd as i hadnt seen it before
with binoculars there didnt seem to be a road to it
but stranger still was its appearance
it was square with a porch in front
said porch was empty but lit with the oddest orange light ive seen
infact the few odd shaped windows were also the same odd orange colour

i to this day regret not going over and taking a look at this building.at the time i decided to ignor it and go home
after a week or so thinking about it i went back to the same spot to take a look in daylight

there was no bungalow there,nothing but moorland
i even took a photo of it not being there lol


since then the oddest thing for me is the orange colour
im a printer so ive seen most stuff before
that and why it was a colour most abundant but not there ,thats why i went

so ive seen an odd orange bungalow thats just not there...

I was in an old cemetery at night drinking (under age) in the middle of nowhere. One guy I was with kept whining about he wanted to leave. He didn't like the place and wouldn't say why. So, finally we all three agreed to leave, after a much needed piss. So we got out of the car and started pissing. I looked up through the trees and saw some lights moving over the cemetery. I looked to other clearing in the trees and what ever was over the trees was FREAKIN HUGE!! It covered the entire cemetery. We got in the car and sped away. 25 years later I saw the guy who was whining and asked what he was so scared of. He said an alien or a demon, he didn't know which. Honest to God's truth!

Not that Weird, but a pretty good story...

I was riding a motorcycle home from work late one drizzly night about 3:00 AM. It was cold, wet and miserable, there were virtually no cars on this 6 lane Freeway with 3 lanes North and 3 lanes South which was separated by a grass depression.

The motorcycle had no fairing at all, and I was wearing a cold weather suit. I had the throttle pretty well burried, and the spedometer (When I had the courage to look) was bouncing between 120 MPH and 140MPH. I was crouched down laying on the tank, and watching the tachometer for redline (When I had the courage to look).

I screamed under a freeway overpass and and my exit was only about 2 miles away. As I was crouched down, I was not looking in my mirrors, and only occasionally had a peek at the tachometer.

As I came up on my exit it was a slope downwards, so slowed to about 90 or 100MPH, and sat up on the seat using my chest as an air brake. I was slowing and gathering my wits from this ride, when a cop come screaming down the ramp at about 80MPH nearly hits me and comes sliding to a stop sideways in the road.

The cop jumps out of his car with his weapon drawn and is screaming at me about "what the fuck is the matter with you".

I couldn't hear him very well due to my full coverage helmet, so I had to roll to the side of the off-ramp, remove my gloves, (my hands were stiff and frozen)and take my helmet off. Well the guy is all exited yelling at me, I almost killed you he says, didn't you see my lights, why didn't you stop, what are you doing out here this time of night. I had to dig around in my clothes under my cold weather suit for my identification which was not easy because my hands were frozen and my arms were stiff with cold.

Finally the guy calmed down as I told him I was on my way home from work and just wanted a warm shower and bed, he says "do you have any idea how fast you were going?" Not really I said, I was driving with my head down and was with my vision just peeking over the instruments, I did not see any other cars, and I was not using my mirrors as I would have to sit up to see behind me.

He goes on to tell me he was napping under the freeway ramp in the southbound lanes, (I was heading North) when his radar gun went off, he said he didn't even know his radar would go that high. Well, he decides to "give chase" which causes him to jump the ditch in the center of the freeway, fucking up the bottom of his car.

He tells me he could write me a ticket for wreckless, neglegent, speeding, failure to stop (when he falshed his lights) on and on. Finally he writes me a ticket for 85+ and says "I would let you go, but I fucked up the bottom of my car so I'm going to have to write a bunch of reports, and I need something to show for it."

I must have been the talk of the office down there, because when I went to see the magistrate and pay my fine, I was sort of a celebrity. I kept hearing people whispering "that's the guy". The majistrate seemed pretty amused too.

An orange, gaseous shart that must have released a gallon of excrement after eating some thai food. I was on a high beta-carotene diet at the time. Luckily, it happened when I got home.. even it it did explode on the back of the toilet.

I recall this all too well. As I sat down, I thought I only had to pass gas before doing my business. I was wrong. It made such a ruckus that nearly everyone ran into the room to ensure my safety wasn't compromised. All I could do was shake my head and call it extravaganza.

I was horseback riding and the horse I was on got a mind of its own and went off the trail and jerked itself off on some short shrubs by rubbing back and forth.

The rest of the group were pissing themselves laughing at me. I used both heels and was kicking this fucker in the ribs as hard as I could and pulling hard on the reigns.

All that did was piss it off. It turned its head around and tried to bite me. The whole time the fucker was still getting himself off.

He had a great big hardon and was determined to get himself off. When he tried to bite I started smashing him in the back of the head with my fist. That worked as he stopped.

The owner of the horse, who was leading us, got really pissed off at me for punching her horse and told me to get off and walk the rest of the way.

I reminded her that I had not yet paid, and she shut her mouth. I was 19 when that happened and am now pushing 40. I have not been on a horse since.

They should all be sent to a glue factory or a French restaurant. Fucking things!

Something like that happened to me at a WalMart near Mexico Maine.

When I went into the shitter one was plugged and messy and the other, while not plugged, had a seat covered in dry piss.

They did not have those sanitary flush covers so I squated over the seat and let loose liquid poo spray. What a fucking mess. There was shit all over the flush.

I grabbed wads of toilet paper and wiped it down as best I could but it stained bad.

First time I have repeated that story.

On the day that I was concieved. Unil that moment, I was happily chillin on my home planet, drinking a few buds and partying with other free spirits, then

!BAM!

I was plucked from eternal bliss to pay my taxes.

After you die and are partying in the grand cosmos, with cosmic babe souls,NEVER -and I mean EVER, go investigate that tunnel of light, as youw ill be sucked into a womb to pay taxes, work, pay bills get up real early, lark, and see the meaness in people for at LEAST 70 years.

So yah, being born was the weirdest thing in my ( and im sure in yours too)

I have quite a few .. most important ..

Exploring religions about ten years ago.. I went to a born again .. Bethel church ..

My lil sister has a rare disease .. she was 11 y.o. and dying from her arteries, veins, caps necrotizing .. and other side effects .. there are so few cases they knew very lil and all they could do is chemo .. and her liver was failing .. they didn't know why ..

A "famous" religious healer came to the church .. for a few weeks .. being a non believer in what I was seeing he came to me said a random prophecy, waved his hand .. and the next thing I knew I was waking up convulsing happy and all odd talking .. at the end of the day he came back .. said something I don't remember well waved his hands and down I went for the pastor to catch me .. and trust after that I still didn't believe ..

So the next week .. my lil sis was so sick and I kept begging her to go .. she couldn't move, was on iv all day at home, and constantly vomiting ..

Sooo she went with me the following Sunday .. saying I'm 11 but I am not stupid.. I am not gonna pretend pass out for your creepy church .. (my sister :)

So at the end I took her to the front and told him the deal .. he waved his hand over her belly and she passed out .. like she was seizing .. and I got to my knees and cried ..

.. and a week later her liver tests were better .. and after a year plus on chemo she has been in remission for some years now ..

The twist to all this .. I'm atheist/agnostic ..

Idk what I witnessed but it was something ..

One day I was praying to God, and asking Him why He never talks to me. I asked Him if I could only hear one word.

I walked into my Church and had this on my mind, so I asked again, just let me hear one word.

And... guess what... I heard very plainly the word...
"Come"