What is the WEIRDEST story that has EVER happened to you in YOUR LIFE

LOL, I'd glad you caught it else I'd miss it. ++

I had a dream I met Nancy Lieder at a dance club, it was very weird but she got her boogie on alright!

Chased a crazy floating orb around my neighborhood. It was flying around the tops of the trees when we noticed it. It realised I was chasing it and paused, sparks fell from it and it disapreared into the air.. The day I started believing in ufos..

I saw a ufo special on that ... they came out and did radiation tests and proved it

I lived in NY for awhile when I was young and I saw a UFO, as weird as it was, that was not the weird part. When I told my brother, he said, " I believe that you believe that you saw a UFO". I was devastated. My brother has always been my closest friend. If no one but him had believed me on the whole planet, I would have been okay with that.

But he didn't believe me. It shook me up and I prayed about it and it bothered me constantly. I could not live with something that big between us.

Two weeks later, I saw him coming towards me, white as a sheet and shakey. I knew before he even said that he had saw a UFO what had happened, I could see it in his face. When he was finished telling me about it, I said, " honey, I believe that you believe you saw a UFO". He looked upset for a moment, then it hit him. Now, I could tell him anything and he would know I was telling the truth.

I still thank God for that one. What were the chances of one of us seeing one, much less both of us within two weeks?

Since you prayed for it… … the chances were actually pretty good!

So i took lsd and realized the nature of reality and the meaning / purpose of life. No aliens. Everything (and thus everyone so included in >the list of everything<) is 'god'.
I visually saw the fabric of nothingness which is our totality. I.E. i have died. the immediate experience of death is brief, roughly 5 seconds max? and then life starts over again. The same life. Again. And again. Because you already decided on the perfect life for yourself; whilst there is infinite potential possibility of your life, you ultimately always want to make the same decisions at the same time. There are others to make; but you never change your mind about them - because you never want to!
Everything is as real as you actively think it is. The difference between the claim to "enlightenment" and the typical life perspective (i,e, not thinking everything is god) is that you simply haven't tried meditating as if the content of every other mind is identical to the content of your mind, but physical behaviour and appearance is not identical. Practice focusing on how other people's minds share the content of your mind!

Warning: this is essentially the antichrist's message. It works perfectly for its task, and go along with it if you choose to. The difference between God and the Antichrist (and other variations on that theme) is that God doesn't want or actively work toward an end to suffering, apart from death. The antichrist proactively seeks to relieve all of suffering - but actually this is against god's will. LIFE IS BORING WITHOUT SUFFERING. This is the nature of enlightenment; is when you realise that the life infront of your eyes isn't a trial, or a workshop, but ENTERTAINMENT and ONLY ENTERTAINMENT, then you understand life. You are here to have things to think about, watch, hear and feel and move and taste; because THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO DO! When you get bored of doing things, you die (the buildup to your death is a story nonetheless, retaining the entertainment purpose.


So: The meaning of life is: FOR YOUR (GOD'S) ENTERTAINMENT; YOU ARE GOD AND ALWAYS HAVE ACCESS TO INFINITE BLISS AT THE MERE WHIM OF A THOUGHT. You can only ever think about something you WANT to think about; you choose to have the thought that you have. Therefore ALL SAD THOUGHTS are a CHOICE, and there's NOTHING WRONG with choosing sad thoughts - they are merely MORE drama for your soap opera called 'life'! When the soap opera ends, you go back to the infinite bliss of being god. Then you get bored of knowing that all that exists is that which you think about, you so start again, born as a baby at the time of your birth (same life over and over remember) through choosing to forget that it all happened in the first place so that the soap opera is always PERFECTLY entertaining.

Every single event and moment in your life is perfect, and you wouldn't have it any other way. Proof that you wouldn't have it any other way: YOU CHOSE FOR IT TO HAPPEN. You are in turn unconcious of SOME of your choices, in order to further the plot and the sense of reality in your life. But infact, you dream it. Because you are god, you have access to every possible personality, and through communication and reading you can experience them. Whether or not everyone else is real is up to you; sometimes you can think "ok for now it's not real" and othertimes "oh man but it couldn't actually BE more real than it is..."

This is enlightenment; is this weird block of feeling a duality between "The world is a dream" and "The world, regardless of being a dream, is still just as real as it gets; i couldn't think of how things could be any more real than they are. That goes both ways - the universe exists spontaneously... God exists spontaneously. You are one or the other, so you exist spontaneously, and persist because you want to.

Life feeling unfair sometimes is also another example of adding drama to your life. Follow preachers of peace and sage-like calm if you like, but really that's missing the point of life. Again, this is the difference between god and the antichrist. The antichrist spreads the message of making things better, of enlightening people (as i am essentially doing now) and god wants it to be maintained, because it is perfect as it is; if the antichrist were to succeed, we'd all be bathed in enlightened truth - but then life would be ridiculously boring and we'd start all over again. This is what happens. WE ARE ALL GOD; when the antichrist is in power - that is, we all realise we are god at the same time - GOD HITS THE RESET button on the universe. And that's just it You have a brief moment of being nothing (i.e. in a state of being god) and then you are born again, as yourself, round and round forever.

So what is the antichrist? ALL mythological characters are exageratted representations of the infinite possible human personality archetypes; that is, when we describe jesus, we are talking about the ability in every person to behave to the extreme of jesus for, say, five minutes. But at other times we can expect other behaviour from them, like the behaviour of the jewish Yahweh and the islamic Allah who proactively punish people DURING their lives. The point of mythology-based a opposed to text-based gods (think greek, hindu, roman, viking as mythology-based, and monotheist as text-based).

These mythologies simultaneously and equally are true and not true. That is, all of the characters are true in that they represent the behaviour patterns of all of us. In christianity, the angels of god; you could play an internet quiz in your head, and ascribe personality traits based on the gods to your friends. You would never define one of your friends as them, but you can understand their behaviour and the necessary consequences of said behaviour in virtue of understanding the stories and the myths. Anyone who tries to spread this or any religious message is a martyr; this is a precise expression of the aspect of personality that is represented by the jesus christ figure; but no one person is actually that archetype. Unless you want there to be; it's in the past.



INSTANT PROOF THAT WE ARE ALL GOD:

THERE IS NO BETTER TIME TO LIVE THAN THE C21 century, because it is the ONLY TIME TO LIVE IN (and the C20). IT IS COMPLETELY PLAUSIBLE that the universe did not exist before 1900. If there is a god, he would've skipped the buildup and just left traces of a possible past with clues about a future. BUT GOD DOESN'T WANT TO BE GOD: god wants to be ALIVE and EXPERIENCE THINGS rather than knowing everything and being able to do everything. GOD WANTS TO NOT BE GOD; GOD WANTS TO ACT AS IF NOT HAVING OMNIPOTENCE. and that is what we all do - that is what your life is. You can literally be exposed to any experience you want at any moment at the mere thought - but it never happens, you never have superpowers etc. - because YOU DON'T WANT TO! THERE'S NO POINT!

unfortunately i am prescient, about my own life at least, and assuming you are all individuals and not just the content of my mind, i can be fairly sure your lives work in a similar way, if you are similar beings to me! simples.

THE MESSIAH NEVER COMES is GOD'S BIG JOKE - because we will literally WAIT FOR ALL ETERNITY FOR THE MESSIAH - god does not want the earth to be heaven;
The story of christ appearing in the sky and taking the good to bliss and heaven is true, but only in as much as the 'sky' means 'whatever you see when you die' and the face of who you would consider the best possible person appears. You get to ask a question (which, if about the future, is NEVER ANSWERED) and following that you go to bliss.
WAITING FOR THE MESSIAH = waiting for god to free you from your bondage, and YOUR BONDAGE IS YOUR LIFE. SO waiting for the messiah is logically equivalent to WAITING TO DIE.



This is what "the meek will inherit the earth" means; those who live meekly and safely will live a long time on the planet - those who are reckless will live shorter lives (in general) so if you want your life to go as quickly as possible, you live a reckless life. If you are TOO reckless, it fails and your life goes on for ages. SO living a life perfectly in the balance according to your preference is what happens, and you get the necessary consequences.
That is, our minds actually KNOW what will happen with each action we take (apart from lottery, gambling) and we still make actions even when we know we will fail, because in that moment we WANT to fail - we would rather have all the emotions and sensations of failure, due to them being exquisite, like a fine food or favourite piece of music. Your life is perfectly balanced according to your preference and balance between "everything matters" and "Nothing matters" - we all swing between this polarity, and wherever the pendulum rests is where we are at each moment - and the pendulum swings both ways. (InB4 bisexuality joke).


Any questions?

OBEs age 5-8

It is hard for me to ever doubt HIM, HE has taken care of me my whole life.

Trollocaust.

Enough said..those that know..know

the guards in the marine/navy brig were killing our
own enlisted men and getting away with it, and no one
cared or wanted to know, neither dared to reveal, including
the highest elected officials of this land.

UH OH...something similar happened to me as well, but I had just given birth (c.section) and was recovering two days later when the devil appeared , sitting on my bed, he was laughing, I laughed back and said "you'll never get me".

I rang for the nurse and told her there was a naked red man sitting on my bed...she told me it was the drugs ??? I actually wasnt on any at that time.

I am an athiest and the devil looked like something from the movies.

AC, how is your baby doing...mine struggles with himself.

why do you religious fruits ALWAYS have to throw your religious BULLSHIT into EVERY SINGLE conversation......that is why people cant stand religious nutbags....because you cant just have a REGULAR conversation like a normal human being without projecting YOUR religious Garbage into EVERYTHING......GROW THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

i was involved in a high child murder case told my mom she told the police. my dad killed the little girl but i didnt live with my dad. now i have mentally disturbed by it.

seen him pick her up by the throat and throw her to the ground really hard head first.

i should have stopped it but i was 14 at the time now 21 idk i feel useless for not doing anything i could have saved a life but i looked the other way. i was living in the hood at the time and my dad was living in the country so no one knew she died till i told my mom

A couple of days after my maternal grandma died (she lived on the east coast and I didn't get to go to her funeral) I was shopping in Walmart produce department. I was looking for a ripe avocado and felt an intense feeling to look up. Across the way was a woman who looked a lot like my grandma. I kept staring at her and I had a really strange feeling like I was in a trance. Finally I broke my stare because I didn't want to appear rude and as soon as I looked down to the avocados again (like maybe 2 seconds at the most) this woman was right next to me and she said "the ripe ones are on the bottom"...I laughed nervously and said Thank You. Then another second later she was back across the way. But looking at her this time I realized that she didn't look ANYTHING like my grandma. I felt a feeling of happiness (which I never feel while standing in Walmart). I told my mom about it and she said it sounded like grandma visited me.

That's beautiful.

yeah right.....you were jerkin the gherkin!!!

I used to work night shift in a large east coast city. It was `99 and Y2K was all over the news. I got out of work at 4 am and to settle my nerves I would paint on canvasses that I had all over my bedroom walls. Landscapes of mountains and big sky. Two of these I painted side by side and they went together as a pair of mountains. Anyway I dreamed these up and wished I could be there on those mountains and away from the big city so I moved up to Maine where I met my future wife and we decided to move to California. Well we made it to a small Ca. town where we drove up an old dirt road and found those two mountains... we stayed a year. Now wherever we go, we are on the mountains.

yeah that sucks dude. there was nothing you could do....you were a child and are not to blame at all......i just wonder though...Where was the allmighty asshole GOD while this event was going down?

you still didn't...lol

The weirdest thing that happened to me was this -

I was shopping and while I was looking at some stalls I noticed a phychic reader at a desk waiting for someone to read or whatever they do. I was about 10 meters away from her. When our eyes met, she looked at me as if I had scared her. Her face went drip white. I turned away for a second, feeling a little un-nerved, I turned back and she had gone.

I don't go into any of the phychic stuff whatsoever, but i have to say it really made me nervous. She looked really scared. This was almost 17 years ago. Her face and reaction has never left me.

And before you say anything about how I look, I do not look like the elephant man.

When I flew threw my third eye and imploded my brain wireing it together, so i could save humanity.

was not going to post.....lol

working the mid shift at ZLA sector 25 had a UAL 747 LAX..HNL report a illuminated spinning orb near his aircraft......he was about 150~200 west of SBA on the control extension outbound to HNL. CAPTAIN was very spooked!! asked if he wanted to file a NMAC....response was "hell no"

I terminated his radar shortly after the exchange and put him on ARINC


circa 1985 or so

I have cheated death many times.

The first incident was as a boy of 4yrs old. I jumped off a dock into a lake though I could not swim. The water was over my nose and I just stood there inhaling and choking on water. Just before I took my last gulp, my older brother spotted me and jumped in to rescue me.

The next summer my family went camping and during the night I got out of the trailer while sleepwalking and walked into the lake. My father heard a noise and came outside, somehow seeing my shadow and ran into the lake to my rescue.

The next incident was by fire.

A fire broke out in our apt and we all would've died had my brother not been sleeping in the living room on the floor that night. The console TV shorted out and caught fire. The heat was so intense it split a plaster crucifix clean at the T junction, with the piece flying 6' across the room and striking him on the shoulder. He awoke and screamed 'FIRE' and we all escaped.

Then I met Clifford Olsen the serial killer from Canada.

I was walking to a bus stop at the age of 14 when a man in a pickup pulled over asking if I wanted a ride. I said no "had a strange feeling" and he then shouted for me to get in the truck. I ran backwards and then flagged down the next vehicle, a pair of old ladies.

The man drove away, as I told the ladies what just happened. He then circled back and drove by slowly but the old women spooked him and he sped off. A couple of weeks later Olsen's picture appeared in the paper stating that he was under arrest as the main suspect in all the child murders in the area.

It was the man in the truck.

The next incident was as a young adult about 25 yrs old.

I was living on my own and very depressed so I got hold of some anti-depressants and downed the bottle. I woke up a couple days later in a deep fog and had accidentally somehow left my oven on with the door open. It was HOT in there and I don't know how my apt hadn't ignited.

I stumbled to the oven, turned it off and closed the door. I then went back to bed and awoke a few days later, but my hearing was altered. All noise was an octave lower. I would listen to the radio and it was like listening through a voice changer.

I recovered my hearing and my sanity a few days later.

I have also been in a car accident where the moving truck flipped on it's side which happened to be the side I was on, and emerged without a scratch.

wow what a fight!

Okay...This happened in 1973. My two year old son constantly left the sliding door onto the deck open and flies would get in the house.
I tired of chasing them with a fly swatter and became quite good at shooting them with rubber bands.(Less mess than pulverizing them with the swatter).
My wife had bought a new shirt for me so I was ridding it from a myriad of straight pins.I walked into the front room holding one of those pins in my fingers when I saw a fly land on the sofa.
Not being near a rubber band,I decided I would throw the straight pin like a spear.I knew I didn't stand a chance of hitting it,but what the heck.
I was standing a good eight feet from the sofa when I threw the pin...I STUCK THAT SUCKER RIGHT BETWEEN ITS HEAD AND THORAX TO THE SOFA LIKE IT WAS MOUNTED IN A DISPLAY!!!
I yelled YEEHA! and my wife came running.I grabbed her by the hand and pulled her over to the sofa and pointed at the hapless fly. In my best 'Caveman' voice I said "GREAT HUNTER BRING HOME MEAT!!" She slapped my arm.So much for my moment of man glory.

If I had done that, I would have got in my coffin and died a fulfilled human being. That is amazing, proper man stuff that fella, well done - you are my inspiration, and hero

and scene... bout 5-6 yrs ago was working @
a country club... (Think CADDIESHACK)....

and yah, what ever the rich fu fu people got to enjoy,
so did we ~ bonus : )...wink on the dow low,

so, one night when i got off work i decided 2 make a 2go cup x10 = 15 shots... wink long story short...

i ended up being pulled over 4 houses
away from my residence...

i was told i was pulled over for Not using my turn signal

Pretty sure my Plates BADAZ U had Nothing 2 do w/it....

even tho, i was asked by the cop,
we just wanna know who do you think your BADAZ ??!

you know i had to said "U"

Fast Forward & Bottom line...

i was totally running out of x to complete my D.U.I.
classes by certain date.... dude... ugh

My CATCH 22 was the ONLY class left
open was in Spanish, cool, cool... no problem

Fun Fact : I do NOT speak Spanish @ at all
did i pass? Yes i did!!! hahaha

Cheers to Okla-Fricken-Homa ~ ye haw

and f.y.i the "Band" is W/ me lol

Mother Goose ...918