What is the WEIRDEST story that has EVER happened to you in YOUR LIFE

So i took lsd and realized the nature of reality and the meaning / purpose of life. No aliens. Everything (and thus everyone so included in >the list of everything<) is 'god'.
I visually saw the fabric of nothingness which is our totality. I.E. i have died. the immediate experience of death is brief, roughly 5 seconds max? and then life starts over again. The same life. Again. And again. Because you already decided on the perfect life for yourself; whilst there is infinite potential possibility of your life, you ultimately always want to make the same decisions at the same time. There are others to make; but you never change your mind about them - because you never want to!
Everything is as real as you actively think it is. The difference between the claim to "enlightenment" and the typical life perspective (i,e, not thinking everything is god) is that you simply haven't tried meditating as if the content of every other mind is identical to the content of your mind, but physical behaviour and appearance is not identical. Practice focusing on how other people's minds share the content of your mind!

Warning: this is essentially the antichrist's message. It works perfectly for its task, and go along with it if you choose to. The difference between God and the Antichrist (and other variations on that theme) is that God doesn't want or actively work toward an end to suffering, apart from death. The antichrist proactively seeks to relieve all of suffering - but actually this is against god's will. LIFE IS BORING WITHOUT SUFFERING. This is the nature of enlightenment; is when you realise that the life infront of your eyes isn't a trial, or a workshop, but ENTERTAINMENT and ONLY ENTERTAINMENT, then you understand life. You are here to have things to think about, watch, hear and feel and move and taste; because THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO DO! When you get bored of doing things, you die (the buildup to your death is a story nonetheless, retaining the entertainment purpose.


So: The meaning of life is: FOR YOUR (GOD'S) ENTERTAINMENT; YOU ARE GOD AND ALWAYS HAVE ACCESS TO INFINITE BLISS AT THE MERE WHIM OF A THOUGHT. You can only ever think about something you WANT to think about; you choose to have the thought that you have. Therefore ALL SAD THOUGHTS are a CHOICE, and there's NOTHING WRONG with choosing sad thoughts - they are merely MORE drama for your soap opera called 'life'! When the soap opera ends, you go back to the infinite bliss of being god. Then you get bored of knowing that all that exists is that which you think about, you so start again, born as a baby at the time of your birth (same life over and over remember) through choosing to forget that it all happened in the first place so that the soap opera is always PERFECTLY entertaining.

Every single event and moment in your life is perfect, and you wouldn't have it any other way. Proof that you wouldn't have it any other way: YOU CHOSE FOR IT TO HAPPEN. You are in turn unconcious of SOME of your choices, in order to further the plot and the sense of reality in your life. But infact, you dream it. Because you are god, you have access to every possible personality, and through communication and reading you can experience them. Whether or not everyone else is real is up to you; sometimes you can think "ok for now it's not real" and othertimes "oh man but it couldn't actually BE more real than it is..."

This is enlightenment; is this weird block of feeling a duality between "The world is a dream" and "The world, regardless of being a dream, is still just as real as it gets; i couldn't think of how things could be any more real than they are. That goes both ways - the universe exists spontaneously... God exists spontaneously. You are one or the other, so you exist spontaneously, and persist because you want to.

Life feeling unfair sometimes is also another example of adding drama to your life. Follow preachers of peace and sage-like calm if you like, but really that's missing the point of life. Again, this is the difference between god and the antichrist. The antichrist spreads the message of making things better, of enlightening people (as i am essentially doing now) and god wants it to be maintained, because it is perfect as it is; if the antichrist were to succeed, we'd all be bathed in enlightened truth - but then life would be ridiculously boring and we'd start all over again. This is what happens. WE ARE ALL GOD; when the antichrist is in power - that is, we all realise we are god at the same time - GOD HITS THE RESET button on the universe. And that's just it You have a brief moment of being nothing (i.e. in a state of being god) and then you are born again, as yourself, round and round forever.

So what is the antichrist? ALL mythological characters are exageratted representations of the infinite possible human personality archetypes; that is, when we describe jesus, we are talking about the ability in every person to behave to the extreme of jesus for, say, five minutes. But at other times we can expect other behaviour from them, like the behaviour of the jewish Yahweh and the islamic Allah who proactively punish people DURING their lives. The point of mythology-based a opposed to text-based gods (think greek, hindu, roman, viking as mythology-based, and monotheist as text-based).

These mythologies simultaneously and equally are true and not true. That is, all of the characters are true in that they represent the behaviour patterns of all of us. In christianity, the angels of god; you could play an internet quiz in your head, and ascribe personality traits based on the gods to your friends. You would never define one of your friends as them, but you can understand their behaviour and the necessary consequences of said behaviour in virtue of understanding the stories and the myths. Anyone who tries to spread this or any religious message is a martyr; this is a precise expression of the aspect of personality that is represented by the jesus christ figure; but no one person is actually that archetype. Unless you want there to be; it's in the past.



INSTANT PROOF THAT WE ARE ALL GOD:

THERE IS NO BETTER TIME TO LIVE THAN THE C21 century, because it is the ONLY TIME TO LIVE IN (and the C20). IT IS COMPLETELY PLAUSIBLE that the universe did not exist before 1900. If there is a god, he would've skipped the buildup and just left traces of a possible past with clues about a future. BUT GOD DOESN'T WANT TO BE GOD: god wants to be ALIVE and EXPERIENCE THINGS rather than knowing everything and being able to do everything. GOD WANTS TO NOT BE GOD; GOD WANTS TO ACT AS IF NOT HAVING OMNIPOTENCE. and that is what we all do - that is what your life is. You can literally be exposed to any experience you want at any moment at the mere thought - but it never happens, you never have superpowers etc. - because YOU DON'T WANT TO! THERE'S NO POINT!

unfortunately i am prescient, about my own life at least, and assuming you are all individuals and not just the content of my mind, i can be fairly sure your lives work in a similar way, if you are similar beings to me! simples.

THE MESSIAH NEVER COMES is GOD'S BIG JOKE - because we will literally WAIT FOR ALL ETERNITY FOR THE MESSIAH - god does not want the earth to be heaven;
The story of christ appearing in the sky and taking the good to bliss and heaven is true, but only in as much as the 'sky' means 'whatever you see when you die' and the face of who you would consider the best possible person appears. You get to ask a question (which, if about the future, is NEVER ANSWERED) and following that you go to bliss.
WAITING FOR THE MESSIAH = waiting for god to free you from your bondage, and YOUR BONDAGE IS YOUR LIFE. SO waiting for the messiah is logically equivalent to WAITING TO DIE.



This is what "the meek will inherit the earth" means; those who live meekly and safely will live a long time on the planet - those who are reckless will live shorter lives (in general) so if you want your life to go as quickly as possible, you live a reckless life. If you are TOO reckless, it fails and your life goes on for ages. SO living a life perfectly in the balance according to your preference is what happens, and you get the necessary consequences.
That is, our minds actually KNOW what will happen with each action we take (apart from lottery, gambling) and we still make actions even when we know we will fail, because in that moment we WANT to fail - we would rather have all the emotions and sensations of failure, due to them being exquisite, like a fine food or favourite piece of music. Your life is perfectly balanced according to your preference and balance between "everything matters" and "Nothing matters" - we all swing between this polarity, and wherever the pendulum rests is where we are at each moment - and the pendulum swings both ways. (InB4 bisexuality joke).


Any questions?

Hands Down The Weirdest Thing That Ever Happened To Me


I got trapped on a planet where the majority of the monkey people believed in talking to imaginary friends, and believed that magical blood could keep you from getting burned forever by the super imaginary friend who loves you so much he killed his son to get the magical blood out, and...he, was his own son...and also, a weird spirit creature that would possess the bodies of his followers and make them do weird things and think weird things...AND, he was only one person, but, he was, three people, and he was really concerned with which parts of your body you touched and allowed to be touched, and really, every aspect of your life. He had such a bad case of OCD, he even counted every hair on everyone's head, and then, the monkey people got a sense of comfort from this, instead of the creeped out and incredulous feeling a rational person would get from it.

They thought you were the weird one if you didn't believe this crazy story or believe in these weird superstitions and rituals.

It got so bad that in one of their most powerful nations, there was no way you could be elected leader unless you pretended to believe in this claptrap. Anyone who admitted he didn't believe the story, was forbidden to hold office.

Why, they even thought they had progressed a lot because they finally elected a guy who came from the race they had at one time enslaved, and he had to make an oath (in direct defiance of their imaginary "Holy Book") by putting his hand on the imaginary "Holy Book" wherein their super imaginary friend gave instructions on how to buy, sell and beat SLAVES!

It was pure insanity.

I spent the night with Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island in the 1980's after a dinner theater show in Clearwater, Florida. We got high and the rest is a secret.

Back in June '08, my girlfriend died in a terrible accident.
It crushed my soul and sent me on a quest (which brought me here, ultimately) that began as a search for what happens when a person dies, life after death and all that. Never having lost anyone close, it was not a subject I put much mental energy towards.

In my search, I wandered many paths. One of them took me to a book on crop circles. The subject fascinated me.

Ok, now a little background. Her parents had both passed recently before I met her. There is a children's story about a waterbug that becomes a dragonfly, basically a metaphor for the souls transformation after the death of the body.

She took to this story heavy. She had dragonfly everything. Even floormats in her jeep. Pictures, jewelry, the works. It was a huge theme with her.

Anyway, back to the crop circles. I found the crop circle connector website, and was watching the seasons events. At the year anniversary of the accident, I went to visit her grave(4 hour drive).

The next day, I checked the site to see if any new circles had happened, and there was a dragonfly! A dragonfly crop circle. Shit, I'm about to cry.

Twice since, I've had a dragonfly land on my outstretched finger.

There is no death, I'm convinced.

and scene... bout 5-6 yrs ago was working @
a country club... (Think CADDIESHACK)....

and yah, what ever the rich fu fu people got to enjoy,
so did we ~ bonus : )...wink on the dow low,

so, one night when i got off work i decided 2 make a 2go cup x10 = 15 shots... wink long story short...

i ended up being pulled over 4 houses
away from my residence...

i was told i was pulled over for Not using my turn signal

Pretty sure my Plates BADAZ U had Nothing 2 do w/it....

even tho, i was asked by the cop,
we just wanna know who do you think your BADAZ ??!

you know i had to said "U"

Fast Forward & Bottom line...

i was totally running out of x to complete my D.U.I.
classes by certain date.... dude... ugh

My CATCH 22 was the ONLY class left
open was in Spanish, cool, cool... no problem

Fun Fact : I do NOT speak Spanish @ at all
did i pass? Yes i did!!! hahaha

Cheers to Okla-Fricken-Homa ~ ye haw

and f.y.i the "Band" is W/ me lol

Mother Goose ...918

Back in June '08, my girlfriend died in a terrible accident.
It crushed my soul and sent me on a quest (which brought me here, ultimately) that began as a search for what happens when a person dies, life after death and all that. Never having lost anyone close, it was not a subject I put much mental energy towards.

In my search, I wandered many paths. One of them took me to a book on crop circles. The subject fascinated me.

Ok, now a little background. Her parents had both passed recently before I met her. There is a children's story about a waterbug that becomes a dragonfly, basically a metaphor for the souls transformation after the death of the body.

She took to this story heavy. She had dragonfly everything. Even floormats in her jeep. Pictures, jewelry, the works. It was a huge theme with her.

Anyway, back to the crop circles. I found the crop circle connector website, and was watching the seasons events. At the year anniversary of the accident, I went to visit her grave(4 hour drive).

The next day, I checked the site to see if any new circles had happened, and there was a dragonfly! A dragonfly crop circle. Shit, I'm about to cry.

Twice since, I've had a dragonfly land on my outstretched finger.

There is no death, I'm convinced.

Ooh .. I got a sick funny (another) one ..

I was dating this dude that is well known in CT for his good body modifications .. we both were straight edge (drug and alcohol wise) and vegans, so we usually didn't go to parties .. and he was invited to a dominatrix party for all the slaves the master would bring in for body mods .. we decided to go only because he was a strong customer ..

He warned me it would be off ..
So we show up to one of the richest towns in CT .. and the richest section .. go up to this huge ass house ..

Meet the "Master" aka big fat white biker dude .. and I was the only female there dressed .. AKWARD .. Oh no there was one grandma I was conversating with for a sec, until she told me she felt like getting nude and stripped down .. hhahha .. anywho ..

He gave us a tour of the house .. and there were all these dungeons made with girls chained up and on tables and things ..

.. so we made our way outside for the "crucifixtion" .. we took back row seats .. and they tied her to a crucifix and raised her into the air .. and they were piercing her genitals, nipples, lips, etc .. then they lowered her down and laid the cross flat ..

They were spraying her with alcohol and lighting her on fire with (what reminds me of..) a cauterization tool .. lights a blue flame .. and then they were wiping the fire out ..

One last time.. lit her on fire and this chick went up in flames .. as a hundred naked older chicks and a bunch of biker dudes were slapping the fuck out of her to get the fire out .. wearing bondage gear of course .. It was fucking great ..

WE WERE LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF ..

Needless to say, she was fine .. and we left after making our appearance ..

Wow, that story one-ups Eyes Wide Shut

This happened a couple of months ago. It was one of those nights where my mind was racing and sleep was out of the question. I kept laying down thinking I would get drowsy and eventually fall asleep, but to no avail. After a full night of battling sleeplessness I laid down and started feeling like I was finally going to get some rest. It was about 15-20 minutes after I thought I dozed off that I opened my eyes and couldn’t understand if I was still dreaming or if I was awake. My bedroom walls were completely covered with really strange writing. I have no clue what it was because I have never seen anything like it. What struck me was the fact that I understood every word that was written and it was a single phrase repeated over and over, “Time Is Black”. At this point I snapped out of it and realized that I was definitely dreaming but it wasn’t over. My eyes were open and I was fully aware that I was awake but I had no control over my body which was violently shaking and a deep guttural growl was coming out of me. All I wanted to do was jump up and get away from whatever it was but all I could do was lay there. Within a couple of minutes it was all over and I was able to get up and walk around while trying to figure out what the hell just happened. This is without a doubt one of the weirdest things that has ever happened to me.

I got in a fight with Suge Knight outside a Long Beach hotel.

I was walking with Suge and two of his friends and two girls and I looked him right in the eye and asked him if he knew who killed 2Pac(implying to him that I thought it was him.)

Needless to say his two friends pushed me down on the ground and stole my shoe and they jumped in a van and left.

I didn't like the show Barney as a kid. But I had this weird dream one night.. I was shy about entering a room, and I was waving to Barney and friends lol. Next day in day care a few older kids were like DUUUDE we seen you on Barney!! They explained exactly what I did in the dream. I could never find the episode.

Multiple astral type things.. I can talk about.
Imma skip to the first time I ever pissed in a Walmart..
This strange guy pops out of nowhere, with a black triangle tattoo under his eye and tells me not to go to freaking Disney world. Later that week our family was about to leave and I faked sick. 2 days later our van died, and the route we were going to use to get there was swepped out to the gulf in a tropical storm.

I lost my balance in a hike at a rock climbing park. I slipped and tumbled like 20 feet down the slope only to be caught by my pants on the only broken tree in sight. Almost fell 60 feet.


And finally less than a month ago, I flipped a 2500hd doing 60 three times, went out one of the windows and and only needed a few stiches on my elbow. Strange yet, it was the first time in months I didn't wear my seatbelt. The cab was crushed. If I had worn it I most likely wouldn't be here.

Ooh .. I got a sick funny (another) one ..

Meet the "Master" aka big fat white biker dude .. and I was the only female there dressed .. AKWARD .. Oh no there was one grandma I was conversating with for a sec, until she told me she felt like getting nude and stripped down .. hhahha .. anywho ..

He gave us a tour of the house .. and there were all these dungeons made with girls chained up and on tables and things ..

.. so we made our way outside for the "crucifixtion" .. we took back row seats .. and they tied her to a crucifix and raised her into the air .. and they were piercing her genitals, nipples, lips, etc .. then they lowered her down and laid the cross flat ..

They were spraying her with alcohol and lighting her on fire with (what reminds me of..) a cauterization tool .. lights a blue flame .. and then they were wiping the fire out ..

One last time.. lit her on fire and this chick went up in flames .. as a hundred naked older chicks and a bunch of biker dudes were slapping the fuck out of her to get the fire out .. wearing bondage gear of course .. It was fucking great ..

WE WERE LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF ..

Needless to say, she was fine .. and we left after making our appearance ..

traffic was backed up on the freeway late one night, so i took a shortcut - that i thought i knew. well it turns out i didn't know the road as well as i thought. i was sitting at a stop sign on a rural road trying to figure out which way to turn when i heard my mothers voice "i used to make a left here when i picked your father up from work" i was alone in the car, i looked around and lo & behold behind me & off to my left was the back gate to bethlehem steel.
i made the left & was home in no time flat.
oh btw ... my mother had passed away bout 2 years before that.

Hands Down The Weirdest Thing That Ever Happened To Me


I got trapped on a planet where the majority of the monkey people believed in talking to imaginary friends, and believed that magical blood could keep you from getting burned forever by the super imaginary friend who loves you so much he killed his son to get the magical blood out, and...he, was his own son...and also, a weird spirit creature that would possess the bodies of his followers and make them do weird things and think weird things...AND, he was only one person, but, he was, three people, and he was really concerned with which parts of your body you touched and allowed to be touched, and really, every aspect of your life. He had such a bad case of OCD, he even counted every hair on everyone's head, and then, the monkey people got a sense of comfort from this, instead of the creeped out and incredulous feeling a rational person would get from it.

They thought you were the weird one if you didn't believe this crazy story or believe in these weird superstitions and rituals.

It got so bad that in one of their most powerful nations, there was no way you could be elected leader unless you pretended to believe in this claptrap. Anyone who admitted he didn't believe the story, was forbidden to hold office.

Why, they even thought they had progressed a lot because they finally elected a guy who came from the race they had at one time enslaved, and he had to make an oath (in direct defiance of their imaginary "Holy Book") by putting his hand on the imaginary "Holy Book" wherein their super imaginary friend gave instructions on how to buy, sell and beat SLAVES!

It was pure insanity.