What is the WEIRDEST story that has EVER happened to you in YOUR LIFE | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 4145867 10/29/2011 02:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I heard on the news today that someone died of multiple stab wounds and... well, here's the rest. Thread: A conversation with a typical christian....YOU be the judge..after all..they ALWAYS judge US! (Page 2) |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 3512339 10/29/2011 02:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | this is what happened. Quoting: grandma caesar 3819640 i was working at a large apartment complex in washington state as a maintenance tech, a jack-of-all-trades. i was required to do any and all repairs in the 310 apartments---patching fist-shaped holes in walls, unclogging turlets, steam-cleaning animal pee out of carpets, and replacing those cheap mini-blinds that would last about 15 seconds. the complex was old, not falling-down old, but it had been used (and abused) by military families over it's 30 year existence. quick side-note, as i'm thinking about it: the secretary there broke up with her boyfriend after she found 22 pairs of panties behind the seat of his work-truck. he was a cable installer, and (he confessed to her) he would steal women's panties and drive to a secluded place, and, well, whatever. back to the story... i was sent to an apartment to replace a leaking electric water heater. the building code required that the water heaters had to be installed in a sunken area, so they were all installed in bathroom closets, with a 2-inch barrier at the closet door. so when i went to check the problem, i found the tank standing in 2 inches of water, with water spilling over the front lip onto the bathroom floor. first things first, of course---turn off the power. (water and electricity don't mix, an instructor once told me. actually, it's just the opposite---water and electricity mix very, very well!) so i went to the breaker box, found the double-breaker marked "water heater", and switched it to the off position. back to the bathroom. the water tank was in the back of the closet, so i stepped in, in my blue chuck taylor all-stars, and waded to the tank where i turned off the water, and began the task of removal. i hooked a hose up to the drain valve, led the hose out of the closet to the bathtub, and began draining the tank. as the 40 gallons drained into the tub, i disconnected the plumbing. i unhooked the cold water piping coming into the tank, and the hot water piping leading away. then i turned my attention to the electrical. i removed the cover plate, whipped out my leatherman tool (courtesy of marlboro miles), opened it to the pliers, and reached in to grab the wiring. there was a loud POP accompanied by a blinding flash, and i suddenly found myself standing in a dark closet in two inches of water. i couldn't see. and my leatherman was stuck. it slowly dawned on me what had happened. the breaker had been mislabeled. i went back into the bathroom and fumbled around till i found my toolbox and grabbed my flashlight. i went back to the breaker box, and switched the master back on. it was a no-go, as the power was now out in all 3 apartments in that end of the building. i went back to the water heater with my flashlight to see what had happened. and there i saw something amazing. the side of my leatherman was spot-welded to the edge of the electrical opening. i grabbed the handle and tried to remove it, but it was solid. i had to hit it with a pipe-wrench to break it loose. then i noticed something else---the tip of one of the jaws of my leatherman pliers was completely blown off. i stood there in a daze. all that power had gone thru my leatherman tool, and for whatever reason, didn't go thru me standing in a 2-inch pool of water. i went out front and sat on the steps, and smoked some cigarettes. i had gotten those shoes at a garage sale for two bucks. i never considered them "lucky shoes", but i did continue to wear them till they were literally falling off my feet. and the leatherman stays in the side pocket of my van. Any handyman worth his salt would have vaccumed out the water with a shop vac before going in. What kind of dumbass gets their shoes soaked in 3 inches of water? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 2818464 10/29/2011 02:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm still reading the posts. I'm on the second page at the moment, but I just remembered one of the craziest things that's ever happened to me (besides THE most crazy thing which I won't share here.) Back in high school, me and some buddies had just dropped acid like 20 minutes ago. We weren't even tripping yet and we were standing in my friend's bedroom when all of a sudden like a half-quart of water just pours down my friend's coat. It just LITERALLY appeared from nowhere and poured down his coat. We all instinctively looked up but there was nothing there. No one was behind him and nothing above - no leaks, no pipes, nada - and it wasn't raining out. We looked at each other and was like WTF? Each of us thought our acid had kicked in and we had seen an unbelievable hallucination but WE ALL SAW IT! It was mind-boggling. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1340117 10/29/2011 03:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | P.S. I believe spiritual experiences don’t mean the person deserved that or is on a higher level, but the person may desperately need it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052771 I'm a bit a number freak. 666, 777, 888 etc. and I guess I was about 7 seconds gone and I said 7 words. Well my spiritual experience made me realize Jesus is God and is definitely ALIVE ...before I did not believe and was seeking...everyone tries to tell me Im wrong though |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1340117 10/29/2011 03:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | After I got out of the Marines (Intelligence specialist). I developed a severe case of seizures. 'Epilepsy' around the age of 23. Quoting: TD 1329162 After dropping my son off at school I was driving down I-70 coming into Indianapolis, speed around 70mph I hit a solid concrete wall head on under an overpass due to a seizure. The car was completely totaled. I walked away without an ache, scratch, cut or bruise. When I had to go pick up my pistol at the state police station, I had asked a few questions. Apparently I was cuffed in the ambulance with 2 officers. I thought I was in Chicago. The lady who pulled over and called the police thought I was dead inside my car. (I later thanked her for calling and ambulance). -------- To this day, before ever joining the marines, I had never had a cavity, seizures....list goes on. did th4y give you medications??? which ones |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1340117 10/29/2011 03:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | P.S. I believe spiritual experiences don’t mean the person deserved that or is on a higher level, but the person may desperately need it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052771 I'm a bit a number freak. 666, 777, 888 etc. and I guess I was about 7 seconds gone and I said 7 words. Well my spiritual experience made me realize Jesus is God and is definitely ALIVE ...before I did not believe and was seeking...everyone tries to tell me Im wrong though oh what I meant to say was I desperately needed it |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 3333291 10/29/2011 04:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sixth grade birthday party, around 10 or 15 of us staying over at the kids house. His mom is telling us stories about how the house is haunted and all that. Later I'm in the upstairs bathroom taking a piss. Normal middle class bathroom, door shut, me pissing, and an apple falls into toilet out of no where. I scooped it out with the toilet brush and ran back downstairs. Told everyone and came back upstairs, apple was gone. Everyone thought i was joking around. No idea how it happened, still get goosebumps thinking about it. |
| Tracy User ID: 3600586 10/29/2011 10:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lovely to see this thread back up....some great stories! I have more to add...about things that happened since my hubby passed away 12 years ago. I used to ask him things...in my head of course...and what happened each time was weird. A new boyfriend (years later).....and I were in the backyard talking and suddenly I thought....ok if this guy is wrong for me...give me a sign. Suddenly the house alarm goes beserk all by itself...that had NEVER happened before or since...it couldnt, it wasnt switched on, no power surge and there was no-one near it. Made me smile inwardly. Another new boyfriend (years later)....sitting in the loungeroom....we were watching TV. I asked again...its this guy right for me....give me a sign. I felt a tickle and lifted my hand from the armchair and a small white butterfly flew out from under my hand, straight towards my face. It definitely wasnt a moth, the ones we have hear are grey and black...not pure white, it was night-time and I couldnt find it again. I found my hubbies watch in the bottom, back of a draw....7 years to the day of his death. He'd worn it for years and when he died it was on his wrist. The glass face was cracked and it stopped working on the day he died. I'd kept it in case our son wanted it. When I pulled it out......it was working and the time was exactly correct. Nobody else knew that watch was even in there...I even asked my kids in case it was a prank....I'd forgotten myself and was just doing a cleanout of the drawers. I had a moon clock, round, dark blue, stars on it, silvery moon with friendly eyes....we bought it when we moved into our first home from Target....it was cheap but so cute and I loved it. Now....we used to say to each other....if you die first...the way we can know there is an afterlife is if we do what Houdini did and come up with a few sayings or something that will alert us to the fact...something no-one else knows....like if we go to a psychic. You know...things couples babble on about after a few drinks and cuddles. Anyway...the code word for us was moon clock. His grieving parents came to visit 6 months after I'd moved to my new home (old house but new to me). The moon clock came too and hung on the dining room wall. As I was listening to them...my glance shifted to the clock...to check the time. A little run of water seemed to be coming down from the moon eyes....WTF...is it crying? My first thought was that someone had flicked water up there or the batteries had sprung a leak...of acid? How? I ignored it and waited until his folks left before I checked it out....the water was under the glass on the enamel.....the batteries were below the mouth at the back. I took it apart and dried the face off. It was only a small amount of fluid.....and I still dont understand how it got there. But it didnt work after that....dont really know why it stopped...I tried new batteries and everything. Earlier this year I was at my wits end because we had lightening strike take out my phone, computer, the dvd...the TV was fine.....and I had to replace them. I had to get the money for this but it would put us into struggle mode and I asked for help. I did get it all replaced....and the day after I paid for it...I won lotto. That was a first for me....I did play but only 5 lines usually...biggest win was $25....but the amount it cost to replace the stuff and the amount I won was nearly exactly the same $2283. Last Edited by Tracy on 10/29/2011 11:44 AM |
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| Soul Jacker User ID: 1796432 10/29/2011 06:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I made friends with the mothman at a young age (9) (his name was zecharia sitchin) we used to talk under the willow tree in the backyard, He spoke of his experiences in the world, he claimed to be one of the last exiles of atlantis, one day the Russian military came out of nowhere and started shooting at us, Zecharia got in front of me and took in all the bullets, he told me to run, so I ran never looking back, I took refugge in an underground tunnel system I had stumbled over as I ran, there I was captured by weird reptilian looking creatures, I was taken to a room full of children the same age as me, the weird creatures told us we were about to be sacrificed to their god, and filled all of us with fear, but just as we all lost hope a bigfoot rampaged in and saved me, it slit the throats of all the reptilians and saved us all, we went back to teh surface along with the bigfoot, It taught us much about the world and showed us many occultic secrets, and at the age of 18 I fled into the world, leaving my bigfoot family and friends, there I made friends with a phycic named Maxwell, an expert magician/assasin, we went around screwing with the governmet and the new world order, One day during an infiltration of area 51 we got discovered and maxwell got wounded, he used his telelportation powers to teleport us to a hospital there he lay dieing and told me to avenge his death I watched with my sixth sense as he departed this world but before his body ceased to function I saw a strasnge reptilian like form enter the body of maxwell, he then stood up and told me that his name was zero, zero then vanished into thin air, for the next couple of year zero had attempoted to take my life claiming that my body belongs to his master, along the way I got caught up in shooting down aliens and UFOS, and infiltrating the hollow earth, even now im still battling the aliens from syrius, who had taken my family long ago, now ive allied myself with 3 reptilians, a hacker, a member of the council of thirteen, a retired cop, a rebelious grey alien, 7 cia operatives, a werewolf, 5 bigfoot, 13 shadow assasins, and a mcdonalds caheir in an attempt to bring bring down the NEW WORLD ORDER |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 3991586 10/29/2011 07:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was about 5 years old, and was in the car, with my parents and siblings, moving from one state to another. Quoting: ?Really? It was a long trip, but headed to oklahoma, we went through the smoky mountains. Out of the blue, something changed. High up on the cliff, I could look down and see the clouds below, and the lush green valley. I went from seeing this, to completely checking out for a second from this reality. I had no idea what had happened, but suddenly, I had no idea who the people were, with me in the car. I didn't know my sisters, and I didn't know my parents. I also, mentally, asked who I was. Who were these people I was with, and what am I doing here? How did I get here? It wasn't "right", but it was right. I knew these were my "family" only momentarily. I knew it was a "flash of time", but I didn't understand why I experienced this confusion. It made the rest of the trip pretty strange, and left a huge question in my life, as to what really happened..... That sounds to me like you are a walk-in. I've known 2 in my lifetime. At that moment, you - as a spirit - jumped into the body. Don't know why the original owner left, but they must have done. Very similar thing happened to a guy I know. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 2469050 10/29/2011 07:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Years back I went to a random psychic to get a reading because I was feeling down from a breakup with my girlfriend. She was the gypsy type. I listened and she started trying to sell me those dollar store candles and said she would burn one for me after I left for $100 extra. I felt like she was trying to take me so I told her I wanted my $20 back. She started to get irate and started yelling things and said she was going to call the cops. I left. Later that evening I went to Mardi-Gras in Galveston. It was just my buddy and me. We blazed before we went and were just walking around taking in the scenery. All of the sudden there was this pop pop pop pop pop like firecrackers going off. All around me, the crowd was dropping like flies in a perfect circle and wave outward. I was just standing there like time was still watching when I realized that was gunfire! I just knelt down slowly about the time my friend grabbed my shoulder and said "fuck man! that guys dead!" The guy that got shot was 10' from us. I chose not to look and said lets get the hell out of here. We went straight to the car not too far away and started to drive off. We came up to an intersection where I had the right of way and the side street had a stop sign. Something told me to stop and as I did a car came through the stop sign at about 70 miles and hour on my side! I started to think she had cursed me or something.... I am not sure if I totally believe in that or not but that it would be good to apologize to her anyhow just in case as I did that next day via phone!! Many other weird stories will post when there is time and if the thread is still alive...... |
| jeepcreep User ID: 1972847 10/29/2011 07:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I worked at Circuit City (remember that place lol) and I had a very,VERY, large african american lady come and bought a walkman(remember those lol) in and she wrote check. The name on the check was Chocolate Thunderpussy. Actually it was (whatever name) DBA Chocolate Thunderpussy But I will never forget that check. |
| LakeXeno User ID: 1870325 10/29/2011 07:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was a junior in highschool. We played with a ouiji board asked it a lot of questions (still got the notepad with a few responses LMAO.) About 40 minutes in a family black and white linegage picture fell from the wall that was against the stairs going upstairs (immediately to the left of doorway they had the stairs going upstairs.) Mind you that was a pretty damn big picture and they had it 1/2 way up the wall (seemed to be so no one on the stairs could inadvertenly knock it down.) Well, it crashed to the floor in a bunch of pieces (like it hit a wooden floor but was padded carpeting) and my god I bolted out of that house so fast and was in the center of the road looking back at the house before I realized what happened ROFLMAO. Last Edited by LakeXeno on 10/29/2011 07:59 PM |
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| curiouslyinterested User ID: 1555914 10/29/2011 08:10 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | About 10 years ago, I worked for a Scottish company that was founded in the late 1700s. Around that time, I was working on building our Family Tree. The Family Tree started around 1602 in the area of Inverness, Scotland, but by the 1800s, our family left for Canada mainly due to something called the Highland Clearances. I admit I knew little about this, so I researched it further. The Clearances started in the late 1700s when a Chemical Plant near Glasgow was needing seaweed to produce their finished product. They needed young men to harvest the seaweed and many were brought to the shores to work. When the industry collapsed a few years later, many were put on boats and sent to Canada or Australia. By the end of my research, all was revealed. It was now 200 years later, but I was working for the very company that had started it all. I had come full circle. LOL. Beware The Suits |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1210277 10/29/2011 08:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | MY MOTHER shot the landlord off the roof.... OK here goes...(1st A little history for this to make sense, and to aid in my mothers defense). My grandfather was a half breed, he was half Cherokee and half English. He had three loves, my mother, his guns, and booze. He took my mother every where, and taught her to shoot all kinds of guns. By the time she was thirteen, she could shoot and hit anything, even moving targets (mostly rabbits where they lived)... My mother was very beautiful, she was tender, and would give away her last dollar but also had an explosive temper, even though she was only 4'7" she was not to be messed with. OK now I'll skip ahead a few years... My mother moved us from my Dad in 1964 from Alaska to Arizona, my Dad was violent...We moved into a rental house and my mother worked as a waitress making most of her money from tips, which we rolled at night. My mother had really good days, we used the money to pay for bills. Several days at work were slow one week for my mother. One day the landlord came over. I was in the tree in the front yard, the owner asked; "where is your mother?" I said "she is on the side of the house"... I jumped out of the tree, it was always a interesting thing to be near my mom, and watch her interact with people. He said "Veneta, I need the rent money"... My Mom said, "I've never been late before, I've had a few slow days, I'll give it to you in a couple of days"... He said "No, I need it now, and if you don't give it to me I will turn off the swamp cooler on top of the house". Mom said "Please don't Mary is pregnant and its very hot outside. He said "I,m going to get the ladder"... He put the ladder against the house, my Mom says "honey go get mommas purse" then she turns to the landlord and says "If you touch that cooler I'm going to shoot your ass off that roof!"....He laughs... I return with her purse, she pulls out her 38 pistol, he proceeds to climb the ladder, bends over to flip the switch, and my mother shoots him right in the ass! He falls off the house, hits the ground hard, and my mother says... "Now, when the cops get here, and they are coming"..."I want you to tell them, I was showing you the gun, as you climbed the ladder, and it accidentally went off... "Because if you don't...I'll wait til your asleep one night, I'll crawl into your bed room window, and I'll kill you!"... She paid him in full in a couple of days... That was my Mom, and after all these years, I have discovered...I love her, and I now know, she did the beast she could... |
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| Peloria User ID: 4239317 10/29/2011 09:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | MY MOTHER shot the landlord off the roof.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1210277 OK here goes...(1st A little history for this to make sense, and to aid in my mothers defense). My grandfather was a half breed, he was half Cherokee and half English. He had three loves, my mother, his guns, and booze. He took my mother every where, and taught her to shoot all kinds of guns. By the time she was thirteen, she could shoot and hit anything, even moving targets (mostly rabbits where they lived)... My mother was very beautiful, she was tender, and would give away her last dollar but also had an explosive temper, even though she was only 4'7" she was not to be messed with. OK now I'll skip ahead a few years... My mother moved us from my Dad in 1964 from Alaska to Arizona, my Dad was violent...We moved into a rental house and my mother worked as a waitress making most of her money from tips, which we rolled at night. My mother had really good days, we used the money to pay for bills. Several days at work were slow one week for my mother. One day the landlord came over. I was in the tree in the front yard, the owner asked; "where is your mother?" I said "she is on the side of the house"... I jumped out of the tree, it was always a interesting thing to be near my mom, and watch her interact with people. He said "Veneta, I need the rent money"... My Mom said, "I've never been late before, I've had a few slow days, I'll give it to you in a couple of days"... He said "No, I need it now, and if you don't give it to me I will turn off the swamp cooler on top of the house". Mom said "Please don't Mary is pregnant and its very hot outside. He said "I,m going to get the ladder"... He put the ladder against the house, my Mom says "honey go get mommas purse" then she turns to the landlord and says "If you touch that cooler I'm going to shoot your ass off that roof!"....He laughs... I return with her purse, she pulls out her 38 pistol, he proceeds to climb the ladder, bends over to flip the switch, and my mother shoots him right in the ass! He falls off the house, hits the ground hard, and my mother says... "Now, when the cops get here, and they are coming"..."I want you to tell them, I was showing you the gun, as you climbed the ladder, and it accidentally went off... "Because if you don't...I'll wait til your asleep one night, I'll crawl into your bed room window, and I'll kill you!"... She paid him in full in a couple of days... That was my Mom, and after all these years, I have discovered...I love her, and I now know, she did the beast she could... Your mother is awesome! What does not destroy us, will make us stronger |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1438116 10/29/2011 09:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I got in a fight with Suge Knight outside a Long Beach hotel. Quoting: Open Your Eyes I was walking with Suge and two of his friends and two girls and I looked him right in the eye and asked him if he knew who killed 2Pac(implying to him that I thought it was him.) Needless to say his two friends pushed me down on the ground and stole my shoe and they jumped in a van and left. :gtfo: |
| *TheSeventhSister* User ID: 1229308 10/29/2011 09:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The night we lost my mother lightening struck our house, traveled down the phone lines, flung the recievers (old princess touchtone phones) off the hook and fried the ends ... it also blew a section of siding off the house. Absolutely no joke. “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” Oscar Wilde |
| velvet ant User ID: 1329586 10/29/2011 10:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was 14 and walking home from a friends house in Tallahassee and was picked up by ted Bundy. weirdest and scariest thing in my life by far Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1046622That is crazy!!! White Van? I bet it was a red VW bug. You never even thought twice about it till he got caught huh. Nope pale baby blue and yea It didn't register till I saw him during the trial and told my friends that was the guy! Amazing story and amazing that you escaped. Your angels were really looking after you. ![]() |
| ?Really? User ID: 4279925 10/29/2011 10:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was about 5 years old, and was in the car, with my parents and siblings, moving from one state to another. Quoting: ?Really? It was a long trip, but headed to oklahoma, we went through the smoky mountains. Out of the blue, something changed. High up on the cliff, I could look down and see the clouds below, and the lush green valley. I went from seeing this, to completely checking out for a second from this reality. I had no idea what had happened, but suddenly, I had no idea who the people were, with me in the car. I didn't know my sisters, and I didn't know my parents. I also, mentally, asked who I was. Who were these people I was with, and what am I doing here? How did I get here? It wasn't "right", but it was right. I knew these were my "family" only momentarily. I knew it was a "flash of time", but I didn't understand why I experienced this confusion. It made the rest of the trip pretty strange, and left a huge question in my life, as to what really happened..... That sounds to me like you are a walk-in. I've known 2 in my lifetime. At that moment, you - as a spirit - jumped into the body. Don't know why the original owner left, but they must have done. Very similar thing happened to a guy I know. I have wondered that at times, because nothing I've come across really explains that experience. Hard to say at that age, though. I remember that as if it was yesterday though. I've just always left it at the Smokies being an intense spiritual place. But, now that you say that, maybe I might ought to try to piece more things together...relationships being where I would start. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1534853 10/29/2011 10:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The theodor Bundy one is the weirdest except maybe this one..I posted on another thread earlier today. Quoting: Seeker of Truth My experience is unlike any others, that I’m aware of, and I appreciate the opportunity to share it with you. Even though this is a very unique story and have never heard of an experience like this, I can say that I believe you. For the record, I have had my share of spiritual experiences and can also tell you that I have encountered great evil. Was it a demon or devil? Don't know - just an overwhelming feeling of evil. It made itself known by pounding on my living room floor, which was so powerful is shook the entire house. I wasn't terrified, I felt protected. I did however pray to "good spirits" to watch over me and my family. The next morning and ever since, there have been what some people call "circles of light" all over my front lawn. [link to www.shareintl.org] I am not connected with this site btw, and not a believer in Maitreya but I did have a strange synchronicity of sorts, namely my wife met the woman who wrote the "patterns of light" articles on this site 3 years before we saw them on our front lawn. We are not religious in the usual sense, but when my wife met this woman she kept insisting "Jesus is on the planet", and then showed my wife all of her photos of the circles. And my wife is not particularly fond of overly-religious people, but she liked this woman and for some reason, this woman really wanted to meet me. But I laughed it off. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1210277 10/29/2011 11:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes she was...Thanks... MY MOTHER shot the landlord off the roof.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1210277 OK here goes...(1st A little history for this to make sense, and to aid in my mothers defense). My grandfather was a half breed, he was half Cherokee and half English. He had three loves, my mother, his guns, and booze. He took my mother every where, and taught her to shoot all kinds of guns. By the time she was thirteen, she could shoot and hit anything, even moving targets (mostly rabbits where they lived)... My mother was very beautiful, she was tender, and would give away her last dollar but also had an explosive temper, even though she was only 4'7" she was not to be messed with. OK now I'll skip ahead a few years... My mother moved us from my Dad in 1964 from Alaska to Arizona, my Dad was violent...We moved into a rental house and my mother worked as a waitress making most of her money from tips, which we rolled at night. My mother had really good days, we used the money to pay for bills. Several days at work were slow one week for my mother. One day the landlord came over. I was in the tree in the front yard, the owner asked; "where is your mother?" I said "she is on the side of the house"... I jumped out of the tree, it was always a interesting thing to be near my mom, and watch her interact with people. He said "Veneta, I need the rent money"... My Mom said, "I've never been late before, I've had a few slow days, I'll give it to you in a couple of days"... He said "No, I need it now, and if you don't give it to me I will turn off the swamp cooler on top of the house". Mom said "Please don't Mary is pregnant and its very hot outside. He said "I,m going to get the ladder"... He put the ladder against the house, my Mom says "honey go get mommas purse" then she turns to the landlord and says "If you touch that cooler I'm going to shoot your ass off that roof!"....He laughs... I return with her purse, she pulls out her 38 pistol, he proceeds to climb the ladder, bends over to flip the switch, and my mother shoots him right in the ass! He falls off the house, hits the ground hard, and my mother says... "Now, when the cops get here, and they are coming"..."I want you to tell them, I was showing you the gun, as you climbed the ladder, and it accidentally went off... "Because if you don't...I'll wait til your asleep one night, I'll crawl into your bed room window, and I'll kill you!"... She paid him in full in a couple of days... That was my Mom, and after all these years, I have discovered...I love her, and I now know, she did the beast she could... Your mother is awesome! |
| Digital_JFK User ID: 1949576 10/29/2011 11:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | About five years ago my best friend and I were sitting around our basement just chillin' out when a little silver ball popped between the two of us, like, in the air. I said to him, "did you see that?" and he said he had. We've never really talked about it again, like, it was too weird. We can't really wrap our heads around it. Every once in a while though, I'll bring it up, and he'll be like, "Man, I think about that all the time." I do, too. Microphone check 1 2 What is this? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 3589798 10/30/2011 12:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I grew up in a very rural area without anything to do so we all just hung out in this one area of the woods. It was about a 20 minute drive from the main highway. One night we decided to go back to my friends house to watch a movie. Everyone left, and I was the last car to pull out. I was driving along, and I could see the cars in front of me, and then all of a sudden I didn't. I just thought they had pulled ahead of me far enough I couldn't see them. When I got to my friends house which was about 5 minutes off the highway everyone is in the yard including her parents, and everyone seems all distressed and upset. When I pull up everyone is like "where have you been?" Apparently I had been gone over an hour and a half. People had even left to drive back out making sure I hadn't wrecked or broken down. It should have taken me 30 minutes tops to get to the house. Anyway, I have no idea what happened, and I only have memory of driving to her house. It didn't seem like any time other than the normal time to drive there had lapsed. They had even called my parents by the time I got there. It was so weird. I still think about it trying to figure out where that time went. |