What is the WEIRDEST story that has EVER happened to you in YOUR LIFE

Thanks for sharing these weird stories.
Highly entertaining thread!
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The reeding.

Natural borne in English Speaking language must realise
the fact this is not terrestrial at his roots.
May be it was originated in other galaxy or other planet
at his starting; also it seems that this language is the per-
fect way to sincronisate the visit and instalation of out of
the space invations.
There could we other actual languashes speaked around
the world also, but English is the most important; it is also
the world prefered, and likley the most expanded (looks like
it would be the perfect line to import or include the world
to an alien system; ¿have you notice the way it goes hand to
hand with technologies and world rebuildth? (It almost passed
anonimous for every one. ¿Is there a hidden purpose for it?

Also the reader must know, English is not the absolut
language of North America; and for that reason, the natural
absolute owners of the language (the British), could be
geting advantage on it, and also, they are taking you the
way they want.

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this was reallllly wierd.....
i typed on here for 25 minutes, typing the wierdest thing any of you would have ever heard...EVER....it is so very wierd, it will scare anyone from going into a park after dark for the rest of their lives !!! and the realllllly wierd thing, when i tried to post it ....it kept comming up blank, like i never typed a thing.....over and over...i give up...sorry cant tell the story !

I am glad everything turned out okay for you all. I am kind of dumb founded you sued the bar, and not the driver, or insurance company.

Weirdest thing that has ever happened to me was when i was in vacation in Pakistan, i was sitting in the evening outhouse with my sister, brother and 2 cousins of mine, when my brother yelled come outside theres a ufo thing outside,

me and my sis and cuz go out, and outside the outhouse infront of a closed school there was some kind of circular blue light looking all futuristic, and out it there was these other blue lights coming out, kindda like glowing beings, they gathered in some kind of circle, the rest i simply cant recall, really strange experience

Knew this guy Billy Cocke....claimed his family was connected with TPTB....now this is in 1984....went to a party at his fathers penthouse apartment in the upper west side of NYC. There were about 12 of us and things got kinda wild when we tried to get the patio funiture into the pool....20 something floors down! Needless to say it attracted the cops and we were all busted.....durgs and all. Not just some pot but coke, LSD, even some 'shrooms....you name it.

Well they put us in actual "Paddy wagons" and took us downtown to the jail....all the while Billy saying "not to worry"

Easy for him to say....his family was beyond wealthy!!

Billy made one phone call. In less than one hour we were all released....DRIVEN BACK TO THE APARTMENT....and Billy got all the drugs given back to him!!!

I will never forget this....opened my eyes wide to the fact that my world was simply the pawns of another society comlpetly.

And George Carlin was right....It is a big club and we ain't members

i want more

What your YOUR story?

Don't be shy.

Share it with us.

I already shared one story, but here's another. Back in 2005 I had an awakening. Funny how so many who come to GLP have experienced something unusual.

It's why I can understand why so many are interested in prophecy here (even if 99% are wrong), me included.

Anyway, my awakening has made me something of a prophet, albeit, not a great one. Here's what ahppened.

First, I'd like to say, like many on GLP, I was basically an agnostic, bordering on atheism, but I was always a seeker. it was about 12 mos before my awakening that I began to study global warming (notice how they're calling it climate change now?)

I began to realize through studying many diverse sources that things were going to go to hell in hand-basket much much sooner than the experts were predicting. It was around this time that I heard about the Mayan Calendar and the infamous 2012 End Date.

I was very skeptical but always willing to give any idea the benefit of the doubt until I could prove it right or wrong. So I began to study up on the Mayan calendar but everything I read was heavily tilted towards the mystical. Anyway, I still thought it was mighty peculiar that we were having major Earth changes, weather extremes and poles melting (as well as poles melting on other planets) at around the same time this mystical calendar predicted the end of an age.

Well, all of this studying (and I mean studying night and day) led me to the Hopi prophecies. For whatever reason, I was strongly drawn to these prophecies, After reading them for about the 4th or 5th time, I had my awakening.

In an instant I was suddenly in possession of cosmic knowledge. And the big thing that I awakened to was that these were the End Times. The end of an age— for certain.

During the experience I could sense the presence of many beings - in the ethereal sense- all around me. One of the beings told me to tell others.

I have told some, but most just say "oh people have been saying that for centuries". And while that is true, times are different.

1. we've never had 7 billion people on the planet
2. we've never had such technological advances, traveling to the moon, and beyond.
3. we've never experience global climate change, along with the poles melting on earth and other planets for the first time in recorded history.

Times are different people. As well, some of my "prophecies" - future events that I inferred were:

1. a global economic collapse was on the way
2. UFOs will play some role during the End Times

I cannot say when, only that they will happen. I realize that these prophecies are pretty lame compared to other claims, especially since I have no date to go with them, but that's all I've got.

Bonnie Prince is the best. This is one of the craziest stories on here. Take care, man.

Did light up a cigarette with my mind when I was about 15, one off, never menaged to do it again....believe me or not I don't care.

Back in June '08, my girlfriend died in a terrible accident.
It crushed my soul and sent me on a quest (which brought me here, ultimately) that began as a search for what happens when a person dies, life after death and all that. Never having lost anyone close, it was not a subject I put much mental energy towards.

In my search, I wandered many paths. One of them took me to a book on crop circles. The subject fascinated me.

Ok, now a little background. Her parents had both passed recently before I met her. There is a children's story about a waterbug that becomes a dragonfly, basically a metaphor for the souls transformation after the death of the body.

She took to this story heavy. She had dragonfly everything. Even floormats in her jeep. Pictures, jewelry, the works. It was a huge theme with her.

Anyway, back to the crop circles. I found the crop circle connector website, and was watching the seasons events. At the year anniversary of the accident, I went to visit her grave(4 hour drive).

The next day, I checked the site to see if any new circles had happened, and there was a dragonfly! A dragonfly crop circle. Shit, I'm about to cry.

Twice since, I've had a dragonfly land on my outstretched finger.

There is no death, I'm convinced.

When I was a kid I randomly went outside to play in the front yard for the first time in years (always played only in the backyard) and decided to do some target practice throwing a football. Im out there for 5 minutes and I hear a super loud noise. I sprint instinctually/intuitively when hearing the noise and our huge palm tree had falled right where I was standing, throwing the football. My parents rush out like 2 seconds later and thought I was smashed. I can't even describe what it was like to see them thinking I was dead for the few seconds they didn't see me on the other side of the yard.

A few years later another gigantic tree branch fell in my grandma's yard right as I walked by it this time probably 10 yards away.

My cousin and I used to be able to finish each others sentences and there was quite an intuitive/spiritual bond between us, especially concerning music.

this is, by far, the best thread on this site.

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I went to a yoga chant, it was my first time. On the way home all the headlights on cars and street lights were going up instead of out.
I have no clue what that was.

Then once when I was a kid my gf and I were sitting in the bus stop shed my dad built me. It was dark outside then along came what we described as a popcorn machine. pop pop pop down the road. It stopped by our driveway.
Then people got out, they were laughing, someone came to the bus stop shed and looked in. My friend and I were smashed next to the door so they didn't see us.
We were too scared to look what it was. I still wonder to this day.

I felt in love with a man. His girlfriend before was a writer. She wrote about their love a book. I that book she wanted him, to die together in a car accident, so, to commit a suicide. I did read that book. I did read this whish. I thought, that she was a bad woman. Ok, the both stopped their friendship, both writers. But I was interested in, who she had been. So I did read her book. And I did read this her wish. Of course, that man did not want to commit a suicide with her, in reality not.
As I was reading that book, I thought by myself, how horrible that wish from her was, because for myself, if I love somebody, of course I wish, that he lives in every case!
In my mind I could see that wish from her like an image, and in that time I made a prayer, that he should be surrounded by angels and nothing bad shall happen to him. It was like a vision.
Next day I wrote him a letter. I told him about it, what I did read and what I did think about and about my prayer.
The day after I did got a letter from him. He told me, that it is very amazing, because at that time, I made my prayer, he in reality was sitting in a taxi, which had got an accident, and that car was totaly damaged, but that himself did and all that passangers inside did nothing happen.
That is one of my very strange stories.....

One time, I was over at my buds house- We were just talking about old times at school right, just the three of us outside talking, while my other friend was passed out in the chair next to us. He didn't get to see it.

But anyway, we were talking about past childhood memories with school and what-not. Then all of the sudden, this bright green light just flashed before our eyes; making us turn our heads to the woods infront of us, I don't know if it was a "UFO" or what, it was probably just something that fell from space, idk. But it was lit up and flying so close to us like at the tree line kinda, it was flying in the air, glowing for like 5-7 whole entire seconds. It scared the shit out of us because it was so close, usually "UFOs" are seen from far distance but this was like upclose and personal. Probably the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life.

I bought a video camera at a thrift store in Denver (Sony Hi-8, I had tapes to transfer). The case had tapes in it. We went home and started watching someone elses' vacation and home movies. Not too far into the home movies suddenly things got wierd. Scene opens of some kitchen tiles. Looks just like our kitchen tiles... then pan up, there's our kitchen. They were having a birthday party in our kitchen 30 years ago! They even held up a kids drivers license and there's our address. I have home movies from my house 30 years ago. The tapes and camera are back in the same house.
I don't live in Denver, but nearby, so I can understand how the tapes go to the thrift store, but how I got them, that's just my thing. I say all the time when people ask me where I got something strange, I say things find ME.

Outside of that, I lived in South Mississippi, and man, almost everyday was weird.

What is weird is I remember that story from way back when it was posted.

I was on a mini bus to Buffalo NY from a small town a few miles away after visiting family. I was the ONLY passenger on the bus. In this one little two bit town, the bus driver told me it was his break and he always stops at this little store for a snack. I said "okay." He disappeared into the store. Looking straight ahead from the bus was the main intersection of the town, their business district, old brick buildings etc. There suddenly seems to be a traffic jam! People start honking horns. Then police cars with sirens blazing go through the traffic about 100 mph! My eyes were big. I mean, it's a freaking small town! Then a police car came up fast, hit a pickup truck and burst into flames, then another cop car comes up, hit's the one that's burning - bursts into flames himself and flies into the air out of sight from me (around the corner from where I could see). I remember vividly seeing the bottom side of his car. Now picture me sitting prim and proper by myself with no one to talk to and my jaw hanging open. Then there was a foot race, police with guns and shooting. Then things suddenly went quiet. The bus driver came back out to the bus. At this point I was standing supporting myself on the back of a seat and kind of gasping in disbelief. "Oh..oh.. my God, what just happened?" I stuttered. "Oh," he chuckled, "that's that famous stuntman directing filming for his new movie. He can pull off just about anything!" He finished a candy bar and we started off down a side street. I never said a word the rest of the way to Buffalo. I never even knew if anyone would believe me back then. Now I really don't care, but it's a true story and one I will remember my entire life.

c'mon guys I was having fun reading these! More!

Well, one of the latest ones that comes up to mind- a bit on the morose side, but somehow ended up OK.

For some reason, just decided that I HAD to call off for work at the last minute. It was NOT a good thing to do, especially when one is, in all likelyhood, the only person available to perform crucial tasks expected of of one- (medical field). Really screws up things bad...

Get a call early in the morning when supposed to be getting into work, or already working, and a family member calls me stating she just took a WHOLE bunch of pills. OH GOD... I asked- how long ago ingested? 45 minutes. Holy moly, NOT GOOD; Immediately got on another phone talking to 911 folks and her simultaneously, she was fading pretty fast too. Time was definately NOT on her side, were talking a matter of few minutes before "white light tunnel time." Somehow EMS arrived in time and managed to save her life.

It's OK to call off from work. Follow your gut feeling.

George Clinton comes to the beach (in Key West) stop by and ask for something to smoke, he waves to police officer patrolling the beach and says "Hi officer John"

All of a sudden he see two girls right beside us are getting a tan and eating a banana he goes to them, and says "you should eat banana this late in the day it will give you gas tonight, well, that what it does to me"

Then we started talking about this and that, how he started Michael Jackson career...

Weird shit.

WTF??? That's not a milkshake!!!



...weirdest thing that's happened to me today...

My husband and kids and I took a trip to Costa Rica over Christmas break a few years ago. At the tiny airport in Liberia (sp?) my husband sees this really tall guy and gasped "Oh, wow, that's Randy Johnson (baseball great) and his family!" I am not a baseball fan really, but appreciated that my husband was sort-of star-struck by this guy who was apparently one of his faves.

Fast forward to a few years later, this past summer, and we are taking our next big trip as a family, to England. We are in London, on line at the Tower of London, almost to the gate where we rent those audio tour guides...and I see this really tall guy three or four families ahead of us. I was like, "No way, that's Randy Johnson!" (only recognizing him b/c of his height and b/c I had seen him in Costa Rica)and my husband and kids and I were all laughing, thinking, "what are the odds?"

My husband actually went up to him and shook his hand and told him of the coincidence. I could tell by the look on his face that he thought we were some stalker family, lol.