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FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....

 
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FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
...the cigs release some of their built up tension regarding their desire for fellatio.

just sayin.
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
or suck titties.
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
My girlfriend smokes...and I gotta call you a liar....unfortunately.
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1051750

cigs don't look like titties to me, clown.
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07/29/2010 11:11 PM
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
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cigs don't look like titties to me, clown.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 957500


you look at cigs and see a penis? LMAO, fag.
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
My girlfriend smokes...and I gotta call you a liar....unfortunately.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 616779

He is right many don't like it and smoke
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:sfgfail:
 Quoting: UNThredded

Obivously you're a smoker...I'm sorry you desire to suck men off all day.
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07/29/2010 11:13 PM
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cigs don't look like titties to me, clown.


you look at cigs and see a penis? LMAO, fag.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1051750



Hmm, I guess that's why the Brits call cigarettes fags.
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07/29/2010 11:14 PM
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
Actually, quite a number of smokers were either not breastfeed or had to stop early OP. That does not mean they want to perform oral sex.

The psychology and the physiology of the human is quite interesting. Look up the research on smokers and you'll see.
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07/29/2010 11:15 PM
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
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cigs don't look like titties to me, clown.


you look at cigs and see a penis? LMAO, fag.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1051750

yup, which is why I don't suck on them like you!

FUCKING PWNT!

laugh
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07/29/2010 11:16 PM
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
Actually, quite a number of smokers were either not breastfeed or had to stop early OP. That does not mean they want to perform oral sex.

The psychology and the physiology of the human is quite interesting. Look up the research on smokers and you'll see.
 Quoting: Winningjob

I have researched it, and the oral fixation that cigs relieve is similar to the oral fixation of fellatio.
Winningjob

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07/29/2010 11:18 PM
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
Actually, quite a number of smokers were either not breastfeed or had to stop early OP. That does not mean they want to perform oral sex.

The psychology and the physiology of the human is quite interesting. Look up the research on smokers and you'll see.

I have researched it, and the oral fixation that cigs relieve is similar to the oral fixation of fellatio.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 957500

Link? I have never heard any researcher or doctor say that.

I am not saying that you are wrong, but any OP saying they have researched something has something they wrote and published or all sorts of paper trails from other's and their research.

I would love to read the study, thanks!
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07/29/2010 11:21 PM
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
or suck titties.

cigs don't look like titties to me, clown.


you look at cigs and see a penis? LMAO, fag.

yup, which is why I don't suck on them like you!

FUCKING PWNT!

laugh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 957500


Hell no, I see someone smoking, and my brain says, look at that dude smoking a cigarette, he is a smoker.

Your brain says, looking at that stud sucking a penis!

HAHAHAHAHA! YOUR A FAG DUDE, YOU JUST AIRED YOURSELF OUT! HAHAHAHAHA!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
Actually, quite a number of smokers were either not breastfeed or had to stop early OP. That does not mean they want to perform oral sex.

The psychology and the physiology of the human is quite interesting. Look up the research on smokers and you'll see.

I have researched it, and the oral fixation that cigs relieve is similar to the oral fixation of fellatio.

Link? I have never heard any researcher or doctor say that.

I am not saying that you are wrong, but any OP saying they have researched something has something they wrote and published or all sorts of paper trails from other's and their research.

I would love to read the study, thanks!
 Quoting: Winningjob

here:

[link to www.akawilliam.com]
Anonymous Coward
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07/30/2010 12:16 AM
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
More stupid-ass anti-smoking progaganda.
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09/26/2014 12:40 AM
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
More stupid-ass anti-smoking progaganda.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 977661


Actually, it's a great reason to give a girl some fags.
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09/26/2014 12:47 AM
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
or suck titties.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1051750

cigs don't look like titties to me, clown.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 957500


Nipples. Somebody should invent a titty hooka.
Wookiee666

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09/26/2014 12:50 AM
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
No, smokers just fart a lot. The tobacco fumes cover up the stink.
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09/26/2014 02:26 AM

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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
...the cigs release some of their built up tension regarding their desire for fellatio.

just sayin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 957500


So your saying you don't like your cock to be sucked?

What kind of man are you? All men like having their cock sucked...
Anonymous Coward
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09/26/2014 02:57 AM
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
OP sat at home at his own. Turned his computer on, logged in, signed into GPL and wrote about a man sucking another and dick.

Sorry, who's gay?
Anonymous Coward
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09/26/2014 03:03 AM
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
You look at smokers and you instantly think about a man with a cock in his mouth.

You my friend are a bonafide queer. That's fine, just own up, you're kidding kidding yourself.
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09/26/2014 03:09 AM
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
fixations are extreme variances, not the norm;
much decency has been lost over the past 130 years due to policies focused on 'fixation' rather than using the oddities to highlight the norm... jus' sayin.
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09/26/2014 03:12 AM
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BRIIIING BRIIIING BRIIING!!!

Recess is over, grab your gear and back to class

shortbus
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
My girlfriend smokes...and I gotta call you a liar....unfortunately.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 616779


^this
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09/26/2014 03:24 AM
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Re: FACT: People who smoke cigs have a constant urge to perform fellatio....
My girlfriend smokes...and I gotta call you a liar....unfortunately.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 616779


^this
 Quoting: Chip


Lol... We need to find some better wominz...

Lucky for me I'm recently back on the market...

Sorry guys, I'll save some for you.
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