Monkey headed wombat terroizes me at night and sprays orbs and sticky spirit gloob all over

For the past 21 nights , dear people of Gog , I have done battle with the monkey headed wombat succubus of evil.
It hides in the closet until darkness, then it starts screaming blasphemy and obscenities .
Then it rolls out of the closet on its casters from hell and rotates around the room , spitting demon gloop ,fire, fart smells and what looks like rotten spaghetti with red sauce.
I find a way to stop it before it gets out of my house and tries to attack the unknowing unsuspecting world.
I hit it with garlic powder, a rosary, and 5 gallons of Rev. Jabbers holy water helper mix ®.
I always stop it just before it eats thru my front door.
I have had to replace this front door 7 times now and that told me it was time to warn the world
Satan is gonna unleash the beast from revelation on this weary world and I can not longer stand between it and the safety of everyone else.
If you care for the world and its safety, please,please,please answer my call for holy knights to battle this menace.
I BEG OF YOU ALL.......