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QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?

 
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
I threw my exwife through the glass door of my house by her neck. Of course I went to jail for the weekend but To this day I still do not regret it.
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
I threw my exwife through the glass door of my house by her neck. Of course I went to jail for the weekend but To this day I still do not regret it.


How do you like your permanent criminal record? Oh, that's right. You don't work, so no biggie. You probably STILL blame her, don't you?
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I like my record just fine. I like my job just fine, and I like my second nondrinking wife just fine.
And yes I do blame my first drunk ass wife for it.
She started beating on me and I finally had enough.

How do you like having ESP and doing Remote viewing?
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
How do you like having ESP and doing Remote viewing?
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08/02/2010 07:30 PM
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
As a woman I would say yes, you should be allowed to hit her back. She assaulted you first.
I personally would never assume I could get away with hitting anyone without being hit back. Male or female.
You where the grown up by walking away. hf
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08/02/2010 07:33 PM
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
I threw my exwife through the glass door of my house by her neck. Of course I went to jail for the weekend but To this day I still do not regret it.
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woo hoo a tough guy!

can I have your autograph?
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08/02/2010 07:34 PM
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
I threw my exwife through the glass door of my house by her neck. Of course I went to jail for the weekend but To this day I still do not regret it.

woo hoo a tough guy!

can I have your autograph?
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If you want it I guess its ok.
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08/02/2010 07:35 PM
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
No, unless she weighs more than me!
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08/02/2010 07:49 PM
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
Never hit a woman in the face.
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Correct do a quick jab to the breast. She'll drop to her knees and never hit you again s226
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
Never hit a woman in the face.

Correct do a quick jab to the breast. She'll drop to her knees and never hit you again s226
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then she'll spike you in the balls with her stilettos
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
You should never hit a woman. Women are generally more delicate than a man; and what may not seem like a lot of force to you, can be very painful physically and mentally for her.
Plus no real man would ever need to slap a woman, only cavemen would resort to such immature and rude behavior.

Same goes for women, they have no right to slap a man either. Common respect for another human being should prohibit you from ever physically assaulting another person.
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
Never hit a woman in the face.

Correct do a quick jab to the breast. She'll drop to her knees and never hit you again s226

then she'll spike you in the balls with her stilettos
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No but she'll definitely be thinking about your balls anytime she wants to hit you so be prepared and if she raises her leg them jab her right in the throat and let her know you are not a doormat and are willing to escalate any violence she initiates until she is dead even She'll snap out of it
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
NO !!! NO !!! NO !!! NEVER
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08/02/2010 08:00 PM
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
Common respect for another human being should prohibit you from ever physically assaulting another person.
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08/02/2010 08:01 PM
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
One of my ex's slapped me in the face, she busted the crown on one of my molars. So instead of slapping her out I decided to convince her to move across the country with me, which in turn drained her GIC account. A month after that, I ended it and she went back with no money... Yes, I am shrewd, but the bitch deserved it!

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08/02/2010 08:05 PM
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
I usually pull the slitches tits like slinkies, and let em' go.
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
What kind of cowardly man would hit back? Only a pussy would hit back. If you cant take a slap to the face, u r no man at all. If you are stupid enough to make relationship decisions like lending out your cc, then take it as a slap in the face from the universe and move on to someone else and have higher standards. Any man that hits a woman should be beat twice as hard with something sharp and by someone who knows how. question 343
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08/02/2010 08:12 PM
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
Pick her up by her hair and call her patches.
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08/02/2010 08:13 PM
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
Not in the face. It leaves evidence.

A left hook to the liver will nip that shit in the bud.
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08/02/2010 08:21 PM
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
Not in the face. It leaves evidence.

A left hook to the liver will nip that shit in the bud.



And a quick sucker punch to your nuts should put you out long enough to have them sliced off with a very sharp knife rockon
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08/02/2010 08:27 PM
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
Any man who puts his hands on me is gonna wind up on the wrong end of a gun. If I have my own money, why the hell would I need yours?
She was irresponsible, and you did the right thing by walking away. But just end the relationship because shes' not very mature. You can do better.
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08/02/2010 08:54 PM
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?

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Classic!
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
What do you say to a woman w/ 2 black eyes?
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
As a woman I will say sometimes we probably deserve to be "SLAPPED BACK " I quote slapped because I think a man should never cause more damage than what he recieved. And also should not use full force. But I will admit there have been several times in my arguments where I have slapped my husband and he probably deserved to slap me back. Luckily he has never hit me back. But I did deserve it more than a few times.
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
As a woman I will say sometimes we probably deserve to be "SLAPPED BACK " I quote slapped because I think a man should never cause more damage than what he recieved. And also should not use full force. But I will admit there have been several times in my arguments where I have slapped my husband and he probably deserved to slap me back. Luckily he has never hit me back. But I did deserve it more than a few times.
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Honesty and a balanced perspective. All too rare. I tip my hat to you.
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08/02/2010 09:13 PM
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
I had an ex-gf slap me once when I called her a bitch for using my credit card irresponsibly.

She slapped me...hard. I didn't hit her back, but really felt like it. I knew the cops would take me to jail had I hit her, so i just bit the bullet and walked out the door, and broke up w/ her.

Men, would you or have you hit a girl for slapping/hitting you first?
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What do you say to a woman w/ 2 black eyes?
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You told her twice already you macho bastard.
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
As long as they don't find her body...you'll be OK. :)
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
As a woman I will say sometimes we probably deserve to be "SLAPPED BACK " I quote slapped because I think a man should never cause more damage than what he recieved. And also should not use full force. But I will admit there have been several times in my arguments where I have slapped my husband and he probably deserved to slap me back. Luckily he has never hit me back. But I did deserve it more than a few times.


Honesty and a balanced perspective. All too rare. I tip my hat to you.
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Thats why I always wear a belt.
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08/02/2010 09:19 PM
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Re: QUESTION FOR MEN: If a woman slaps you in the face, do you hit her back?
My wife took a swing at me when we were newlyweds. I can't even remember what it was about. I just grabbed her wrist and blocked. She was 5-2, 110lbs. I was 6-2, 210 lbs.. If you're paying attention, I can't see how she would be able to get a slap onto your face.

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