Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,664 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 878,817
Pageviews Today: 1,347,362Threads Today: 405Posts Today: 9,330
03:40 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

I've been peed on by a butterfly!

 
Seeker of Truth
Offer Upgrade

User ID: 1011254
United States
08/03/2010 11:48 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
I've been peed on by a butterfly!
I was sitting on the porch and he landed on my foot. He or she laid a golden orb of what I can only describe as pee looking. Is it an omen? Should I taste it?hf
'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' - Dr. Seuss
'love has no opposite as it is the divine solvent that ends duality.' - m'Lord
'Be the love that you are' -m'Lord
The amount of love and good feelings you have at the end of your life is equal to the love and good feelings you create during your life.- mine
Yes, the things that others think, say, or do will sometimes hurt you— until they do
not anymore.What will get you from here to there most quickly is total honesty—
being willing to assert, acknowledge, and declare exactly how you feel about a thing.
Say your truth—kindly, but fully and completely. Live your truth, gently, but totally
and consistently. Change your truth easily and quickly when your experience brings
you new clarity.-God

[link to www.youtube.com]
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

User ID: 381742
United States
08/03/2010 11:49 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
Yes
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
Planetbarb2008@yahoo.​com
User ID: 917296
United States
08/03/2010 11:50 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
I was sitting on the porch and he landed on my foot. He or she laid a golden orb of what I can only describe as pee looking. Is it an omen? Should I taste it?hf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


I think a butterfly peeing on you must be a good omen! hf
bed
Netizen Ribbonmind

User ID: 1018718
United States
08/03/2010 11:50 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
sperm donor.
"The earth is mother of us all, for she is just; but you, because you are unjust have pretended that she is your mother alone; and if you do not stop, I will not permit you to remain upon her."

[link to www.livius.org]
Hickory

User ID: 974021
United States
08/03/2010 11:51 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
You must be special.
You have one life. Live it.
You have one voice, use it.
You have one
:Hickory-1:
Seeker of Truth (OP)

User ID: 1011254
United States
08/03/2010 11:52 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
I was sitting on the porch and he landed on my foot. He or she laid a golden orb of what I can only describe as pee looking. Is it an omen? Should I taste it?hf


I think a butterfly peeing on you must be a good omen! hf
 Quoting: Planetbarb2008@yahoo.com 917296

Me too actually and it just so happens I was talking to God at the time hf
'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' - Dr. Seuss
'love has no opposite as it is the divine solvent that ends duality.' - m'Lord
'Be the love that you are' -m'Lord
The amount of love and good feelings you have at the end of your life is equal to the love and good feelings you create during your life.- mine
Yes, the things that others think, say, or do will sometimes hurt you— until they do
not anymore.What will get you from here to there most quickly is total honesty—
being willing to assert, acknowledge, and declare exactly how you feel about a thing.
Say your truth—kindly, but fully and completely. Live your truth, gently, but totally
and consistently. Change your truth easily and quickly when your experience brings
you new clarity.-God

[link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1053280
Canada
08/03/2010 11:54 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
God peed on you, via a butterfly. Thats lovely!
Rahm Mcockin

User ID: 1018599
United States
08/03/2010 11:54 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
yes it is an omen. you are the chosen one.

Last Edited by Rahm Mcockin on 08/03/2010 11:55 AM
Seeker of Truth (OP)

User ID: 1011254
United States
08/03/2010 11:54 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
sperm donor.
 Quoting: bed

It hunkered down pretty good and I could watch it squeezing. Thought it was gonna be an egg or poop - could be sperm but doubt it s226
'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' - Dr. Seuss
'love has no opposite as it is the divine solvent that ends duality.' - m'Lord
'Be the love that you are' -m'Lord
The amount of love and good feelings you have at the end of your life is equal to the love and good feelings you create during your life.- mine
Yes, the things that others think, say, or do will sometimes hurt you— until they do
not anymore.What will get you from here to there most quickly is total honesty—
being willing to assert, acknowledge, and declare exactly how you feel about a thing.
Say your truth—kindly, but fully and completely. Live your truth, gently, but totally
and consistently. Change your truth easily and quickly when your experience brings
you new clarity.-God

[link to www.youtube.com]
Seeker of Truth (OP)

User ID: 1011254
United States
08/03/2010 11:57 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
God peed on you, via a butterfly. Thats lovely!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1053280

I'll take it, as any attention from God I consider blessed. hf
'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' - Dr. Seuss
'love has no opposite as it is the divine solvent that ends duality.' - m'Lord
'Be the love that you are' -m'Lord
The amount of love and good feelings you have at the end of your life is equal to the love and good feelings you create during your life.- mine
Yes, the things that others think, say, or do will sometimes hurt you— until they do
not anymore.What will get you from here to there most quickly is total honesty—
being willing to assert, acknowledge, and declare exactly how you feel about a thing.
Say your truth—kindly, but fully and completely. Live your truth, gently, but totally
and consistently. Change your truth easily and quickly when your experience brings
you new clarity.-God

[link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1056555
United States
08/03/2010 11:57 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
What a blessing. LoL!

Lemme guess - you squashed it.
Seeker of Truth (OP)

User ID: 1011254
United States
08/03/2010 12:00 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
What a blessing. LoL!

Lemme guess - you squashed it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1056555

Nope I am a Buddhist in regard to God's creatures hf
'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' - Dr. Seuss
'love has no opposite as it is the divine solvent that ends duality.' - m'Lord
'Be the love that you are' -m'Lord
The amount of love and good feelings you have at the end of your life is equal to the love and good feelings you create during your life.- mine
Yes, the things that others think, say, or do will sometimes hurt you— until they do
not anymore.What will get you from here to there most quickly is total honesty—
being willing to assert, acknowledge, and declare exactly how you feel about a thing.
Say your truth—kindly, but fully and completely. Live your truth, gently, but totally
and consistently. Change your truth easily and quickly when your experience brings
you new clarity.-God

[link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 687593
Latvia
08/03/2010 12:05 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
It was an egg.
bed
Netizen Ribbonmind

User ID: 1018718
United States
08/03/2010 12:09 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!


nothing beats the butterfly effect.
"The earth is mother of us all, for she is just; but you, because you are unjust have pretended that she is your mother alone; and if you do not stop, I will not permit you to remain upon her."

[link to www.livius.org]
Macchendra

User ID: 1055999
United States
08/04/2010 02:28 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
Warm, wet, and intimate, baby!

For some reason, I thought of Gemma:



You know, I'm surprised she hasn't gotten a restraining order...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1006530
United States
08/04/2010 02:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
bumpfor your awsomeness hf
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1026969
United States
08/04/2010 02:37 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
Butterflies are filthy and inconsiderate animals. I had a couple of them having sex on my back porch and they would not shut up, so I had to call the cops on them.
Only Me
Strawberry Girl

User ID: 947435
United States
08/04/2010 02:46 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
He's gone to tell all his buddies that he pooped on a human and guess what's gonna happen to you now:

birdiepoo
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

Seeker of Truth (OP)

User ID: 1057930
United States
08/04/2010 03:16 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
He came back today but I waved him off LOL hf
'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' - Dr. Seuss
'love has no opposite as it is the divine solvent that ends duality.' - m'Lord
'Be the love that you are' -m'Lord
The amount of love and good feelings you have at the end of your life is equal to the love and good feelings you create during your life.- mine
Yes, the things that others think, say, or do will sometimes hurt you— until they do
not anymore.What will get you from here to there most quickly is total honesty—
being willing to assert, acknowledge, and declare exactly how you feel about a thing.
Say your truth—kindly, but fully and completely. Live your truth, gently, but totally
and consistently. Change your truth easily and quickly when your experience brings
you new clarity.-God

[link to www.youtube.com]
Copernica

User ID: 988128
United States
08/04/2010 04:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
Ok..that's just cool. It's hard enough to get butterflies to land on you - but to make them feel comfortable enough to pee? AWESOME!
Seeker of Truth (OP)

User ID: 41165549
United States
06/07/2013 08:32 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
Ok..that's just cool. It's hard enough to get butterflies to land on you - but to make them feel comfortable enough to pee? AWESOME!
 Quoting: Copernica

Well it happened again, no pee this time but landed on my hand. hf

Talk about serendipity...went outside and a butterfly landed on my hand and wanted to stay even though I was moving around. it's Proboscis was very ticklish to say the least. Who says God doesn't work in mysterious ways? hf



IMAGE ( [link to i39.tinypic.com] )

'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' - Dr. Seuss
'love has no opposite as it is the divine solvent that ends duality.' - m'Lord
'Be the love that you are' -m'Lord
The amount of love and good feelings you have at the end of your life is equal to the love and good feelings you create during your life.- mine
Yes, the things that others think, say, or do will sometimes hurt you— until they do
not anymore.What will get you from here to there most quickly is total honesty—
being willing to assert, acknowledge, and declare exactly how you feel about a thing.
Say your truth—kindly, but fully and completely. Live your truth, gently, but totally
and consistently. Change your truth easily and quickly when your experience brings
you new clarity.-God

[link to www.youtube.com]
kirsty
User ID: 65404805
Australia
11/22/2014 11:26 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
You must be special.
 Quoting: Hickory

I was in my room and somehow one came in and landed on the roof and I didn't really know and then...... it peed and got me I had know idea what it was until I looked up and seen it, its not really fun lol shower time :D wtf
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 62619182
United States
11/22/2014 11:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
could be butterfly snot...feeling ok so far?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 65180331
United States
11/22/2014 11:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've been peed on by a butterfly!
Ok..that's just cool. It's hard enough to get butterflies to land on you - but to make them feel comfortable enough to pee? AWESOME!
 Quoting: Copernica

Well it happened again, no pee this time but landed on my hand. hf

Talk about serendipity...went outside and a butterfly landed on my hand and wanted to stay even though I was moving around. it's Proboscis was very ticklish to say the least. Who says God doesn't work in mysterious ways? hf



IMAGE ( [link to i39.tinypic.com] )

 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


That's no butterfly!!! alien7

damned