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When Butt-Jobs Go Bad: Women Injected with Bathroom Caulk for Bigger Backsides

 
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I have this mental image of a caulk-gun going 'clik...clik...' plumping-up some dimwit's ass...

Or in this case...SIX of them.



"(NaturalNews) Six New Jersey women ended up hospitalized after having their rear ends injected with bathroom caulk in low-budget buttocks-enhancing procedures.

Although investigators remain unsure whether the six cases are connected, the incidents have raised concerns that dangerous, back-alley "butt jobs" may be more common than previously thought.

All six women checked themselves into hospitals after developing infections that rendered their backsides looking like "moonscapes," a hospital source said.

Officials said the women had been injected with chemicals including petroleum jelly and nonmedical-grade silicone, or "the same stuff you use to put caulk around the bathtub," according to Marcus..."



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this shit would happen in Miami way to often... people are shocked the bathroom stuff is not only toxic, as it contains stuff to kill bacteria growth, but it leaches into your blood supply as it's not meant for internal use.
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Why would anyone want a bigger butt?
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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I seem to recall a few muscle-boyz injecting themselves with some kind of oil to get the quick 'pump-up' as well.
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Damn, how fucking stupid were these women?

Is Sir Mix-A-Lot worth all that?
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Butts injected with caulk.

Nice headline!

lol
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wow


stupid people


:(
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Why would anyone want a bigger butt?
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the J-Lo effect.
"I don't know which was scarier...the speech...or the Congress cheering it. He evoked Lincoln. Whenever a President is going to get us into serious trouble...they always use Lincoln."
-2010
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Why would anyone want a bigger butt?


the J-Lo effect.
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Yeah, I don't think people should mess with their bodies just to attract people.

Isn't it better that the reason someone is with you is not because you have a big butt or boobs or lips or whatever?

I'd rather be loved for my mind and heart.

As my mother use to say: If someone doesn't like the way you are, to hell with them!
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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butt Shameless Bump for the night-crew... butt
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Doc, go ahead and put that caulk in my ass!
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wow


stupid people


:(
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"God forbid we should ever be 20 years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, & always, well informed... If they remain quiet under such misconceptions it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty... Let them take arms... What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. " - Thomas Jefferson in 1787
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I seem to recall a few muscle-boyz injecting themselves with some kind of oil to get the quick 'pump-up' as well.
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It's called synthol.

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I seem to recall a few muscle-boyz injecting themselves with some kind of oil to get the quick 'pump-up' as well.



It's called synthol.

[link to www.google.ie]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1057283

Thanks... I seem to recall Peanut Oil, or something ???

Just shows men can be stoopid-vain, too.
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Back alley butt jobs! Nice! Can't believe I saw that on GLP before Redtube. lol
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Doc, go ahead and put that caulk in my ass!
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rofl
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they got backtraced
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I thought, for a moment, this was another homo thread.
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I seem to recall a few muscle-boyz injecting themselves with some kind of oil to get the quick 'pump-up' as well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 831138



Synthol. Legal and good for symmetry during comps. Too much of anything is a bad thing...
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I seem to recall a few muscle-boyz injecting themselves with some kind of oil to get the quick 'pump-up' as well.



Synthol. Legal and good for symmetry during comps. Too much of anything is a bad thing...
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Oh, and its medically sterile and a medium-chain triglycerides.
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eat at Mcdonalds = fat ass.
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Stories like this just prove the point that if you are determined enough to make a fortune, there are more than enough dumb people out there willing to part with their money.
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wtf
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wtf
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That's not steroids. That is 100% Synthol. Synthol is an oil that spreads the muscle fascia. It does not give muscle mass. Steroids only help to rebuild muscle fibers faster, with less damage. You can't eat Bon, Bons, even taking steroids and expect to look like Ronnie Coleman. I believe that HRT (hormone replacement therapy) AKA as testosterone (aka evil steroids) are good in moderation as men after 40 go into andropause.
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I'm sure that the Doc just told her that he was going to put some caulk in her ass, and she was all over it.
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HA! HA! The price of female VANITY!
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Why would anyone want a bigger butt?


the J-Lo effect.


Yeah, I don't think people should mess with their bodies just to attract people.

Isn't it better that the reason someone is with you is not because you have a big butt or boobs or lips or whatever?

I'd rather be loved for my mind and heart.

As my mother use to say: If someone doesn't like the way you are, to hell with them!
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


Unfortunately humans aren't attracted to minds and heart, our minds are programmed to find the fittest person out there and procreate. Then we move on, sometimes the other person wants to take it really far and live together and other annoying things though.
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A real buttock augmentation can run from $3600 if it's done using your own body fat that is liposuctioned off other areas, then spun in a centrifuge and re-injected into your ass. Normally you loose about 1/3 of the amount injected each time. So to get your "ideal" ass you need plenty of body fat and the willingness to go thru this three times. It's not bad as surgeries go and you do get the added benefit of having the fat removed from places you do not want it!

The other method is a buttock implant. This is used when someone wants an extreme gain quickly, or when the patient has little or no body fat to use as donor tissue.

This implant in silicone and comes in flexible/solid and gel as in a breast implant (different shape of course.) The incision is made in the crack between the cheeks at the top. A pocket is created and the implant is placed and positioned underneath of the muscles. The patient is in the hospital overnight, has to sleep on their side or stomach for a few weeks, and cannot sit normally for about a week. If all goes well and there is no infection or problem, the implant settles down and the patient doesn't even feel it after a couple of months. The cost for this type of surgery is between 8 and 10 thousand including anesthetic, and an overnight stay in the surgical facility.

It's important to select a doc who's done a LOT of these surgeries to get it right. Nothing looks worse than a lopsided ass on a pretty man or woman. Find a doc who's done at least 50 of these surgeries and then let him guide you thru it. Talk to other patients BEFORE you sign on the line and write the check.
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A real buttock augmentation can run from $3600 if it's done using your own body fat that is liposuctioned off other areas, then spun in a centrifuge and re-injected into your ass. Normally you loose about 1/3 of the amount injected each time. So to get your "ideal" ass you need plenty of body fat and the willingness to go thru this three times. It's not bad as surgeries go and you do get the added benefit of having the fat removed from places you do not want it!

The other method is a buttock implant. This is used when someone wants an extreme gain quickly, or when the patient has little or no body fat to use as donor tissue.

This implant in silicone and comes in flexible/solid and gel as in a breast implant (different shape of course.) The incision is made in the crack between the cheeks at the top. A pocket is created and the implant is placed and positioned underneath of the muscles. The patient is in the hospital overnight, has to sleep on their side or stomach for a few weeks, and cannot sit normally for about a week. If all goes well and there is no infection or problem, the implant settles down and the patient doesn't even feel it after a couple of months. The cost for this type of surgery is between 8 and 10 thousand including anesthetic, and an overnight stay in the surgical facility.

It's important to select a doc who's done a LOT of these surgeries to get it right. Nothing looks worse than a lopsided ass on a pretty man or woman. Find a doc who's done at least 50 of these surgeries and then let him guide you thru it. Talk to other patients BEFORE you sign on the line and write the check.
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You are one sick puppy to know all this SHIT! rockon
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evolution in action.
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lol

thanks for this thread.

lmao

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