i just got the new stress vaccine...i feel better now.

NERVE STAPLING!!!!

could that be the new 'plastic' surgery craze...

get your nerve endings cut, or injected and feel good.

if it feels good or makes you feel bad, get vaccinated.

mantra of the 2000's..


i have to go take my pills for seasonal summer depression syndrome.

i have add so i forgot.

but my high cholesterol made me squeeze the bottle too hard so i had to take some big pharma.

oh wait. i just forgot again it's time for sex.

let me go take a cialis.

modern 2000's



lock up those drug pharma users.

god i feel good..

medical science is advancing so fast

I de-stressed last night with a large can of Foster's bitter, and a few slugs of tequila

Yum

Stress vaccine? Did I miss something?

no stress..gonna get vaccinated.

[link to www.cbsnews.com]

(CBS) Stressed out? There's no app for that, but soon enough there might be a vaccine.

Dr Robert Sapolsky, a neuroscience professor at Stanford, says after 30 years of studying stress, his team might be on the verge of a novel cure.

"To be honest, I'm still amazed that it works," Sapolsky told Wired in an August profile