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I am going to a casino tonight, any tips and how to win big?

 
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THE ONLY way to make money off of a CASINO ...
IS TO OWN ONE
You are the perfect definition of a FISH
 Quoting: BVNDY 990106

That is just not true. Just like anything it takes a LOT OF WORK, TIME, EFFORT, PATIENCE and practice (just like any skill and/or knowledge) but it can be done as many here where I live to make a living.

I use to play full-time before I burned out and my bills were paid. Perhaps you haven't approached it like any set of skills and knowledge? Perhaps you were not willing to puts years of learning into it? Perhaps you gave up or found out that it was not for you, but with patience, skills/knowledge, experience, bankroll management, ability to get in and out of a game easily (or know where to play and when) you can make a living.
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2 months before my Mom died she won over 14,000 dollars in 6 trips to the casino--playing slots only---talk about somebody who had good luck!! I was with her on one of the trips when she walked up to a 5 dollar machine and dropped a 20 in it...2nd pull she won 4,000 bucks..lmao..That`s a no shitter
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If people were winning at those games Las Vegas would didn't exist
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1056415

It is not that some of us know how to win and play odds and when to start and quit, it is that the MAJORITY do not know when to leave and do not utilize skill sets such as practice, patience, knowledge of odds, psychology an many play on GREED...GREED is where most lose...just like anything else in life...GREED can lose your spouse, career, house or happiness.

The rounders and regulars treat it differently and have a different mind set than the rest AC. In other words, I am there to simply take chips and cash-in at the end of the night and know when to change tables and when I am beat and when I have a great loose table of fish.
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If you play slots.. Video poker has your best odds.
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I want to hear from all of you on how to win at a casino, I am going to try a few hands of blk jk or red black or pass don't pass.
especially on money management
 Quoting: cg



Play poker instead. $1/2 NL. Blackjack is too expensive per hand and your odds of winning are always 50% no matter what you think. You either win or lose as the cards are dealt. In NL poker, your odds of winning are greatly increased and can vary no matter what type of cards your holding. It is how you play your cards from any position and how you take advantage of your opponents weaknesses and strengths.
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In your mind you`ve got to look at chips as just chips--don`t put a value on them..turn`m black ...
 Quoting: <<LOOK`n thru YOU>>

This is true...the ol' saying, "SCARED MONEY DON'T WIN" applies here. I mean, know what your stack has, know what your opponent has and know how much is in the pot, but the odds are what is important, not fear of losing. REMEMBER....once you push any amount of chips on the felt, they ARE NO LONGER YOURS...do not mind fuck yourself like a lot of folks do.
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If you play slots.. Video poker has your best odds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1058414

Don't forget to know the machines and pay outs as some have better odds than others and half the battle is knowing the payout.
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08/05/2010 01:42 PM
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This is risky but will greatly increase your odds of winning.

Play roulette and bet on 5 numbers at the minimum bet. Each spin you don't win simply double your bet. If you keep doing that as soon as one of the numbers hits you will instantly win back all your losses up to that point + gain the same profit as if you hit on your first spin.

EXAMPLE: (using the numbers I play)
First Spin = Bet $1 on 7, 11, 17, 20, 32
Second Spin = Bet $2 on 7, 11, 17, 20, 32
Third Spin = Bet $4 on 7, 11, 17, 20, 32
...

What is risky about this method is if you happen to have REALLY bad luck you can eventually hit the table limit. If this happens the strategy stops working due to the math. Also you should try to have enough of a bank roll to keep this up to the table limit (in case it gets to that). Also try to find tables with the lowest minimum bet as they work the best for this strategy ($5 minimum is ideal).

Basically if you can have 1 of the 5 numbers hit before you hit the table limit you will automatically make profit.

Also keep in mind this strategy is perfectly legal.
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Who says there is not a lot of knowledge in glp?
Let be be finale of seem
The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream--Wallace Stevens
I have seen the eternal footman hold my coat and snicker and in short I was afraid--T.S. Eliot
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hi,i used to sell lottery scratch tickets for years. i observed the Universal Law Of Attraction come into play on a daily basis. studied it exstensively to the point i never doubted it`s validity. if you PLAY-NEEDING money-you will NOT win! the NEED pushes away all chance/opportunity. this is why the wealthy win so easily when it comes to gambling...please remember: Desperation is synanamous with Losing...
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Who says there is not a lot of knowledge in glp?
 Quoting: cg

Don't know....WHO said that? I say we string them up and barbecue the bastard!
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hi,i used to sell lottery scratch tickets for years. i observed the Universal Law Of Attraction come into play on a daily basis. studied it exstensively to the point i never doubted it`s validity. if you PLAY-NEEDING money-you will NOT win! the NEED pushes away all chance/opportunity. this is why the wealthy win so easily when it comes to gambling...please remember: Desperation is synanamous with Losing...
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i believe u
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thank you
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The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream--Wallace Stevens
I have seen the eternal footman hold my coat and snicker and in short I was afraid--T.S. Eliot
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just go to the roulette table and bet it all on black
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08/05/2010 04:18 PM
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I want to hear from all of you on how to win at a casino, I am going to try a few hands of blk jk or red black or pass don't pass.
especially on money management
 Quoting: cg

Stay home and save YOUR money.

Casinos are rip offs.

Get a part time second job.

Save.
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I just read that you have a better chance surviving a heart attack in a casino than in a hospital. True story!
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Re: I am going to a casino tonight, any tips and how to win big?
This is risky but will greatly increase your odds of winning.

Play roulette and bet on 5 numbers at the minimum bet. Each spin you don't win simply double your bet. If you keep doing that as soon as one of the numbers hits you will instantly win back all your losses up to that point + gain the same profit as if you hit on your first spin.

EXAMPLE: (using the numbers I play)
First Spin = Bet $1 on 7, 11, 17, 20, 32
Second Spin = Bet $2 on 7, 11, 17, 20, 32
Third Spin = Bet $4 on 7, 11, 17, 20, 32
...

What is risky about this method is if you happen to have REALLY bad luck you can eventually hit the table limit. If this happens the strategy stops working due to the math. Also you should try to have enough of a bank roll to keep this up to the table limit (in case it gets to that). Also try to find tables with the lowest minimum bet as they work the best for this strategy ($5 minimum is ideal).

Basically if you can have 1 of the 5 numbers hit before you hit the table limit you will automatically make profit.

Also keep in mind this strategy is perfectly legal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1012864


I disagree. While you have the correct game you have not increased your odds with this method. It is long known the best odds in Vegas are red or black. around 48+%
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Re: I am going to a casino tonight, any tips and how to win big?
play roulette . what i allways do is play the upper board . start with 5 euro or dollar or pound . play 31 to 36 also put fivers on the crosses . spin it (no luck ) make it 10 (no luck yet ) make it 15 $ . ones you win you go back to 5 $ . dont change ! keep sticking . after 10 spins you must have won something (i the meen time you the board and look if the 0 has dropped (not dropped play 25 dollars on it )
if the zero drops play it 2 times again .
won 17000 euro last month ar william hill and i started with 200 euro . this game isnt for the faint hearted but ones you stick and dont give up you win . good luck with it .
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how about you give me all your money in return i'll kick you in the nuts and we'll call it a day
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1059094

What is it about the anger on the casino threads, sore losers, God.

At least my old thread is still here,

trinity had a good blackjack system like it sounds good. merge it with feeling of each hand.
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I have seen the eternal footman hold my coat and snicker and in short I was afraid--T.S. Eliot
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I think psychic abilities will win the day, even if those places are full of toxic energy, that is where the meditators gets really, really strong, not in the fluffy cushy yoga studio
Let be be finale of seem
The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream--Wallace Stevens
I have seen the eternal footman hold my coat and snicker and in short I was afraid--T.S. Eliot
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Re: I am going to a casino tonight, any tips and how to win big?
Bring cash only and only play that..

If you are going for the fun of it, then play what you win til it runs out.

Dunno.. what more can one say?
 Quoting: nomind

This.

I give my wife 60 bucks and she always brings back 500 at a minimum. Shes got a system for slots.

Me I never win, so advise would be worthless. Have fun.
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Poker ,black jack and all the other live games are being replaced by machines made in china, the luck is being taken outa Gambling. On the other hand i just made $64 today on a Dollar Slot and Nickel Slot. I spent around $12 and left with $60. Stay away from the 5 Dollar "Admiral Room" Machines, I had horrible luck with the large bet machines.

Some old guy was yelling at me cause i was playing on his favrite machine. I let him play it and he lost $40 then fuked off, i dont know why i did so well on the same nickel machine.

I think my VIP card helped me win, you gatta place them into the machine you play too get reward points.
The card probley told the machine i was a Brand new Gambler so too be nice too me.
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SNIP SNIP

Some old guy was yelling at me cause i was playing on his favrite machine. I let him play it and he lost $40 then fuked off, i dont know why i did so well on the same nickel machine.


SNIP SNIP

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 847175


Thats because he brought bad luck to himself by yelling at you....call it Karma. Never gamble and be mad.


As far as the cards, yes I think there is something to them too, use them when you can.
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Play poker if you know how. It's a more fair game.
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Play poker if you know how. It's a more fair game.
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I meant live poker.
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Re: I am going to a casino tonight, any tips and how to win big?
I want to hear from all of you on how to win at a casino, I am going to try a few hands of blk jk or red black or pass don't pass.
especially on money management
 Quoting: cg


Don't go to the casino.

You've now won whatever money you would have lost.
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Craps, passline with odds. Best odds in house if you cant count cards.
Also craps is fun as hell.
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Re: I am going to a casino tonight, any tips and how to win big?
Bring cash only and only play that..

If you are going for the fun of it, then play what you win til it runs out.

Dunno.. what more can one say?
 Quoting: nomind

This.

I give my wife 60 bucks and she always brings back 500 at a minimum. Shes got a system for slots.

Me I never win, so advise would be worthless. Have fun.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1078715


Yeah, she has a "system for slots," a marketing system for her slot. She's turning tricks on you dude. Figure it out.

Nobody walks away a consistent winner, especially chicks.
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I want to hear from all of you on how to win at a casino, I am going to try a few hands of blk jk or red black or pass don't pass.
especially on money management
 Quoting: cg


Slots 2nd row 1st one try three times u win big

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