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BigLeftBoob
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I hate my life
I hate my fucking life. I'm a god damn failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a fucking lowly cook at a fast food joint. This is the only job I've ever had and I will probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally all day. If I told my boss, he would just cut my already low salary. All that fuckface cares about is money.

Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that's better than nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors. She's a gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but I'm sure she hates me too. Fuck.

I'm stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driver's license test EVERY FUCKING TIME I TAKE IT. FUCK THIS. Worst of all I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
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08/05/2010 01:45 PM
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cheer up, it's the best day ever!
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Cheer up... there are worse things.
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Worst of all I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
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that's pretty awesome if you ask me.
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Yup, I hate your life too...banana
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08/05/2010 01:50 PM
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Sorry to hear how you're feeling. I'm praying for better days ahead for you and that you'll begin to see the talents and gifts within you that you haven't recognized yet. They're there!
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At least you've got one large mammary gland. That must count for something.
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I hate my fucking life. I'm a god damn failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a fucking lowly cook at a fast food joint. This is the only job I've ever had and I will probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally all day. If I told my boss, he would just cut my already low salary. All that fuckface cares about is money.

Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that's better than nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors. She's a gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but I'm sure she hates me too. Fuck.

I'm stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driver's license test EVERY FUCKING TIME I TAKE IT. FUCK THIS. Worst of all I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
 Quoting: BigLeftBoob

At least there's Gary.
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08/05/2010 01:52 PM
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you wish you had it that good shitter.
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LOL!

I hope you're not totally serious.
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Seen this so many times now.
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At least you've got one large mammary gland. That must count for something.
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I"m pretty sure the OP is male. Maybe that's the real reason he's so depressed.
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its all about ones outlook....attitude is everything.
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two words: estrogen supplements
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I hate my fucking life. I'm a god damn failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a fucking lowly cook at a fast food joint. This is the only job I've ever had and I will probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally all day. If I told my boss, he would just cut my already low salary. All that fuckface cares about is money.

Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that's better than nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors. She's a gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but I'm sure she hates me too. Fuck.

I'm stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driver's license test EVERY FUCKING TIME I TAKE IT. FUCK THIS. Worst of all I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
 Quoting: BigLeftBoob



I didn't have a drivers license until my mid 30's and I managed to get around half the world.

and have had plenty of crap jobs.

sounds like you need an attitude adjustment.

go some place else,anyplace will do,go pick fruit or tobacco.
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*Shocker*

A racist hates his life.
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I hate my fucking life. I'm a god damn failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a fucking lowly cook at a fast food joint. This is the only job I've ever had and I will probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally all day. If I told my boss, he would just cut my already low salary. All that fuckface cares about is money.

Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that's better than nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors. She's a gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but I'm sure she hates me too. Fuck.

I'm stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driver's license test EVERY FUCKING TIME I TAKE IT. FUCK THIS. Worst of all I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
 Quoting: BigLeftBoob

I know a dude like that... fuck he must be 47 by now. Accept he never had a job though... well odds and ends. Cool guy. Mellow. Like to smoke pot and play video games. Really funny... one day we were hanging out.. I was probably in my early 20's or a teenager and we were smoking some weed and drinking and he told me about the time he got locked in and old Fridge. I surmise, that is what fucked him up. Didn;t help that he had a drunk abusive father. Then he got cancer... and fought it off. Saw him last year when his old man passed away, but Tommy is a good egg.
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wow
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BLB, this prolly won't mean much coming from an internet ac, but your still young and you life will change. Just give it some time and you will see. Hang in there bro, and know you still have some friends here that want to help you through it.
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Attitude, or altitude?
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Yup, I hate your life too...banana
 Quoting: Spongebob Squarepant 1059103

lmao
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08/05/2010 01:59 PM
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you look alot older than 22.
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banana2
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08/05/2010 02:01 PM
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Positive thoughts bring positive change.
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dude, you hate your life and you're only 22? You haven't even begun to live!

If u are having problems at your job, get another. Don't like where u live, move. Try doing something for someone just for the hell of it.

Get outside and cut an elderly person's yard with no expectation of getting anything in return.

Focusing on such a narrow prospective never gives clarity...

sooooo......

Look at the bigger picture and you'll see just how infantessimally small this period that you're going through really is.

LIVE and you'll find that your life doesn't suck quite as much as you thought it did, my friend. I wish u well.
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you look alot older than 22.
 Quoting: bre

But, he acts younger.
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Positive thoughts bring positive change.
 Quoting: guy369



Not that simple, chimp.

Positive attitude brings positive thoughts.

For example when you're getting raped, you change your attitude and then you're making love.


Oh wait, it's all bullshit.
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08/05/2010 02:03 PM
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Do something. Stop eating fast food and start to do sports. Go running, swimming, bicycling, gym. Apply to a school. Send job applications. Move. Change is easy to achieve if you put wheels on rolling. Move your lazy ass and go talk to the girl.
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I hate your life too.
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you look alot older than 22.
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Ya, I was thinking at least 32.....
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Positive thoughts bring positive change.



Not that simple, chimp.

Positive attitude brings positive thoughts.

For example when you're getting raped, you change your attitude and then you're making love.


Oh wait, it's all bullshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1059110


Sorry, but if you put out positive energy, you will receive positive energy
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