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I hate my life

 
dikkie

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07/17/2011 05:43 PM
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I hate my fucking life. I'm a god damn failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a fucking lowly cook at a fast food joint. This is the only job I've ever had and I will probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally all day. If I told my boss, he would just cut my already low salary. All that fuckface cares about is money.

Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that's better than nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors. She's a gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but I'm sure she hates me too. Fuck.

I'm stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driver's license test EVERY FUCKING TIME I TAKE IT. FUCK THIS. Worst of all I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
 Quoting: BigLeftBoob


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07/17/2011 05:47 PM
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Most of you people are so slowwww. This is supposed to be funny! It's not a serious post about a real person's life. The "and worst of all I live in a pineapple under the sea" should have given away the fact that they were talking about Spongebob Squarepants...an if you don't know who that is, get out from under a rock lol. This is genius...whoever made this up deserves some real credit!
 Quoting: Random Guy 1471739


1rof1
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07/17/2011 05:49 PM
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Nobody lives in the pineapple under the sea, thanks to BP.

Cheer up, buddy. You can stay stuck, make due or work(educate yourself, get a different job, take on another job, shoot... become a chef) to better your circumstances. For Pete's sake you're only in your early 20's.

Better yet take on a volunteer position to help others and get some experience.
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07/17/2011 06:04 PM
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Look on the bright side


At least you're absorbent, yellow, and porous
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07/17/2011 06:08 PM

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lol @ some people not getting that its sponge bob
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07/17/2011 06:20 PM
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lol @ some people not getting that its sponge bob
 Quoting: T-Man


They're in such a hurry to give advice they don't bother to read the whole post I guess
Don Q
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07/17/2011 06:26 PM
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And some day you will look back on this and call it the good old days.
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07/17/2011 06:28 PM
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And some day you will look back on this and call it the good old days.
 Quoting: Don Q 1429699


Ah, Bikini Bottom
Anonymous Coward
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07/17/2011 06:30 PM
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that kitty....

ahhh
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07/17/2011 06:41 PM
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I hate my fucking life. I'm a god damn failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a fucking lowly cook at a fast food joint. This is the only job I've ever had and I will probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally all day. If I told my boss, he would just cut my already low salary. All that fuckface cares about is money.

Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that's better than nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors. She's a gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but I'm sure she hates me too. Fuck.

I'm stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driver's license test EVERY FUCKING TIME I TAKE IT. FUCK THIS. Worst of all I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
 Quoting: BigLeftBoob


your not alone man. im 44, followed my dream of music all my life. all i know is music, im just a few weeks from losing my house, addicted to weed, a string of broken relationships, debt collectors ringing 5 times a day, can only afford to eat once a day, lost most of my friends during my last break up, suffer with depression on and off, just about to lose my dead end minimum wage job, just took some mdma because i cant deal with this shit any more. I dont know what to say bro. at least your not alone.

heres a song i wrote afew years ago when i was felling down.
musics the only thing that gets me through.

Anonymous Coward
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07/17/2011 06:48 PM
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Sorry to hear how you're feeling. I'm praying for better days ahead for you and that you'll begin to see the talents and gifts within you that you haven't recognized yet. They're there!
 Quoting: telling it straight 642221


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LostReality33

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07/17/2011 07:03 PM
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I am in love with one of my neighbors.
 Quoting: BigLeftBoob


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07/17/2011 07:09 PM
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its ok spongebob

patrick
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07/17/2011 07:11 PM
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its ok spongebob

patrick
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lol
youguysaredumbasses
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05/31/2012 02:25 PM
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you FUCKING idionts, this is about SPONGE BOB, So quit praying for a cartoon character. Hahaha, idiotss.
YUADFUSA
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09/28/2012 11:46 AM
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*FACEPALM& HE'S TALKING ABOUT SPONGEBOB
Sleeping Giant

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09/28/2012 11:51 AM

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you FUCKING idionts, this is about SPONGE BOB, So quit praying for a cartoon character. Hahaha, idiotss.
 Quoting: youguysaredumbasses 17041479


Plus, OP is a giant retarded boob.
Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
Anonymous Coward
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09/29/2012 04:45 PM
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Life and Love

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09/29/2012 04:58 PM
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Things will start to turn around, OP, when you can see your present situation as worth something.
We become like that to which we are devoted. - Choose wisely.
Anonymous Coward
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09/29/2012 05:09 PM
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I feel your pain my friend..It is not you! You are a wonderful human being. The problem is you are a victim of a broken system. You have been programmed your whole life to
try to keep up with this fake economy game we are all subject to, but only have a slight chance of making it a decent life. AS soon as humanity grows up and changes this system of enslavement things will not change.. The good news is from all bad things that happen in life something good comes from it . So do your best..Keep your chin up...don't let a woman destroy you... be loving ,, work hard and try to stay single.
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09/29/2012 05:15 PM
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09/29/2012 05:20 PM
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it's all about progression. whether it feels like it or not you're progressing and learning. life can always be worse just know that. imagine what it would be like to have absolutely nothing, and i mean literally NOTHING. not even clothing. because there are people out there living like that.





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