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I HAVE TIME TRAVELED FROM THE YEAR 2040 to 2010, AND I'M STUCK HERE!

 
Jacob Time
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I HAVE TIME TRAVELED FROM THE YEAR 2040 to 2010, AND I'M STUCK HERE!
Born : April 27th 2010
From : Boulder, Colorado
Departed : August 8th 2040
Arrived : July 26th 2010

Let me introduce myself, My name is Jacob Time.

I have been enjoying the internet of this time. And enjoying this website. Thanks.

So far my participation has been limited, but now I will answer any of your questions that I can.

My mission-
It was a one way trip for me. I came with the vintage clothes on my back, a backpack full of medical supplies, food, and the currency of this time.
I brought approximately 18,200 American Dollars and several pieces of gold jewelry including a ring and dental crown my father once owned.
I can't go back, I wouldn't want to if I could. I was the guinea pig for a time travel experiment conducted in Boulder Colorado on Wednesday August 8th 2040 at about 10am MST.

How I got here-
I was chosen to be one of the first participants in an experiment dealing with time travel. In accordance with the terms and conditions of the experiment, I was prepped and introduced to the equipment over a 2 week introductory course. During my 2 weeks I witnessed any number of objects and live animals transported through spacetime with an efficiency close to 92%.
Meaning, as they would tell us, an 8 error rate. 8% of the objects transported through spacetime were disintegrated into a pile of mush that had a horrible burning odor attached to them.
The pet joke is that 8 percent "burn out"
They narrowed down our initial group to 3 prospects. We agreed to play one round of poker to determine who would go first. I lost to 3 of a kind and 2 pair respectively. So I got to be the lucky son-of-a-bitch who "volunteered" first. I was given a set of instructions to follow, but don't worry its not overly complicated.

Rule 1, I can't kill anybody.
Rule 2, I can't say or do anything that would result in someones death.
Rule 3, I can't prevent someone from dying who was supposed to die.

There is still a lot I can say without breaking the rules. And as far as I know, there is no way they can prevent me from doing it.
I am supposed to live out my life in this time, so I'll be around for a while.
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Are you on acid!!??

waaaht
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LoL!

Hasn't the internet been through this, a few times at least!?

Try to be original OP.
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08/06/2010 03:38 PM
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Honestly.... i can't believe people like this exist....pathetic really.
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Are you on acid!!??

waaaht
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No. I am on no drugs of any kind. I'm having a great time just being alive in the fresh air here.
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OP your Thread Failed...the world will end before 2040!!!
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LoL!

Hasn't the internet been through this, a few times at least!?

Try to be original OP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1060236


It has? Please introduce me to the subjects you are referring to. I would be able to tell you if they were legitimate.

As far as I know, I was the first. Maybe they sent someone further back than 30 years, but I assure you it happened after my first trip here.
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OP your Thread Failed...the world will end before 2040!!!
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That is just silly nonsense. Of course the world survives, people survive and are still alive in the year 2040, I guarantee you.
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how old r u
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how old r u
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I am 30 years old.
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Just as I needed a break,then there came you and what disappointment there´s no fancy clothes in 2040.
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oK, op I'll bite!!! answer these questions.

1. Is there any disclosure before 2040?
2. Is there anything of any signifigence that happens in 2012?
3. do the cubs ever win the world series?
4. When does WW3 start?

Thanks
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08/06/2010 03:48 PM
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oK, op I'll bite!!! answer these questions.

1. Is there any disclosure before 2040?
2. Is there anything of any signifigence that happens in 2012?
3. do the cubs ever win the world series?
4. When does WW3 start?

Thanks
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what he said
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THIS AND OTHER SIMILAR THREADS?????????????????????????
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ok so what does the future hold in store for the US in 2012? And what is the purpose of taking animals to your time..
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Well tell us whats happening? Do we need survival food, gold, silver, guns, get away from cities. Does everything go Mad max? Will the military be our friend or foe? Do we have to get chipped or should we go Wolverine? Well?

Spill it!
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Well tell us whats happening? Do we need survival food, gold, silver, guns, get away from cities. Does everything go Mad max? Will the military be our friend or foe? Do we have to get chipped or should we go Wolverine? Well?

Spill it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1060167

grumpy2
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oK, op I'll bite!!! answer these questions.

1. Is there any disclosure before 2040?
2. Is there anything of any signifigence that happens in 2012?
3. do the cubs ever win the world series?
4. When does WW3 start?

Thanks
 Quoting: JDP 415371


Well????????
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kk4
You have one life. Live it.
You have one voice, use it.
You have one
:Hickory-1:
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Lemme guess. The ocean levels won't rise.... right OP?
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well obviously boulder Colorado is still around in 2040...
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Born : April 27th 2010
From : Boulder, Colorado
Departed : August 8th 2040
Arrived : July 26th 2010
 Quoting: Jacob Time

Have you met your 3-month old self ?
Did the "60-year old" you witness the "30-year old" you departing in Aug 2040 ?
I'm smarter than a rock
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well obviously boulder Colorado is still around in 2040...
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yes thats what got me thinking, everyone knows its set for destruction some time Q3 if next year... strange
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OP provide evidence of your claims. If you haven't physical evidence, refer to any immediate major event in time that will happen soon to corroborate your story.

If none of the above can be provided, this thread is useless and people should stop posting immediatly.

Thanks.
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oK, op I'll bite!!! answer these questions.

1. Is there any disclosure before 2040?
2. Is there anything of any signifigence that happens in 2012?
3. do the cubs ever win the world series?
4. When does WW3 start?

Thanks
 Quoting: JDP 415371


1. Disclosure of what?
2. A lot of shit goes down in 2012. I was just a child at the time but my parents told me all about it. Here are a few things that will happen so you know I'm telling you the truth.
2012 right around the elections everything heated up, there was a war that broke out in the middle east that my parents said "Everyone went there." There were armies from China and Russia and USA and France and Germany and Great Britain. Then they shut down the internet and everyone had power problems and we moved into the mountains to an old cabin where I lived the next 15 years. I asked my parents about what happened a lot, but they didn't have any more information than what I just told you. There is a huge gap in information about what happened during 2012-2020.

I hope everyone can get used to going to bed when its dark and waking up when its light, because there won't be any electricity for a while to power your alarm clocks.

We moved back to boulder around 2027 or 2028, I can't remember now, its been a while.

3. I don't know, they stopped playing baseball and pretty much all sports.

4. The war was between 2012 (the date everyone agree's the conflict started over there) and 2020 when we first started hearing the rumors that the war was over. There were no newspapers or anything, all you ever hear are second and third hand accounts of what happened. What I know and can tell you is that so many people died that you wouldn't even believe me. Boulder used to be thriving, and now its more like a small town with a few thousand people living in it. Everybody knows someone who they have never heard from again.
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OP - you say you had a one way ticket - but yet you are "Stuck Here " ?

Please explain
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ok so what does the future hold in store for the US in 2012? And what is the purpose of taking animals to your time..
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I already responded to the 2012 question, if you have a specific question about that time period though, maybe you can help me jog my memory.

We weren't taking animals to our time. The scientists were sending them back in time, sometimes just a few minutes. Sometimes a few years. They were testing on the animals, and more than a few ended up fried. They also tested plants, vegetables and fruits, inanimate objects, and their favorite object to transport of course. They loved to send back clocks. From wind up watches to the real super accurate atomic clocks.
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Lemme guess. The ocean levels won't rise.... right OP?
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I'm sorry, I don't know the answer to that. We lived in the mountains most of my life.
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