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I HAVE TIME TRAVELED FROM THE YEAR 2040 to 2010, AND I'M STUCK HERE!

 
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Stories like this keep people coming to GLP and increasing page views. Why would they want to do away with that?
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Because it's supposed to be a conspiracy/alternative news forum, not the official house for hoaxers.
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If...in some distant future, technology became available to time travel, and they realized the implications of "infecting" the past by altering the timeline...seems TPTB would only send back a highly disciplined operative with a specific mission. OP is staying aloof..and perhaps feigning innocence...otherwise, why would a future government even break cover, unless that is part the mission?

However, I am willing to give the OP the benefit of doubt...for the stories sake...to see where it goes.
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I should add that I regret not knowing about John Titor's story until he quit. I would have wanted to ask one or two questions, but this is after reading everything. I am trying not to miss out.


Yeah. The thing about Titor is that he totally blew it with that picture of the laser beam bending out of his car. If there was gravity around that strong it would be like a CAT scan machine in a junkyard. The flying debris would have shredded him and his car.


Any linky on that laser beam demo? Could the electro magnetic field be controlled beyond present information? I am still looking for flaws in his story.
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Not really. I quit following the story and haven't ever went back. It was one of the few pictures he posted. Some stuff that was supposed to be a manual for his time machine, him in a car with some guy. One was smoking a cigar and the other had a laser pointer. The laser beam was curved as it went out the window. Which is utterly impossible.

There is a mass limit for singularities. Below that they won't form. It's something like a mountain's worth. So if he had two black holes in his car, it wouldn't move it would sink down into the ground until it got to the middle and nothing would stop it. You can't have several hundred million tons in a car. You can't carry it. It can't exist.
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Do you suffer from Multiple Personalities? Are you postively sure you didn't just come out of a mental institution?

If your story is true did you come thru a portal or did you plop here poof out of thin air? How did your body materailize itself in our time?


No multiple personalities, but I have never met anyone that has had them so maybe I need a better description. As far as I know I am only one person. I came from Boulder Colorado, and NOT a mental institution.

When I came through the machine, which I have described in an earlier post. After what felt like falling for a long time in a completely dark cave or hole in the earth, without any wind rushing up towards me, I heard a sound that sounded like a stone being dropped into a perfectly calm lake. "Plop". It always makes this sound. From my perspective I was standing straight up, looking forward through the gaps in the machine at the scientists and military personnel. The gaps open and close as the machine spins faster and faster. There was a very large build up of electricity and everything sounded to be humming of buzzing. Then everything went black, I felt like I was being pulled apart from the inside out, and suddenly I am standing outside in the sunlight in the year 2010. I didn't see any portal, there was simply the absence of light and then immediate light again. Like blinking your eyes but a little slower than normal. But when you blink you suddenly see a different image than the one you had left.
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sounds like high levels of human energy! Jacob, I'm begining to believe u, because something like this happened to me before, i heard loud buzzing on my body and in the air and the atmosphere (cloud) from behind me was shaped like a dark grey ball cloud. It was very very strange and very very scary...god bless u man and be safe.
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Perhaps time travelling threads are good for business here? Hell, I'm not complaining.. I'm just playing along.

I would however, be interested in reading threads to do with multiple timelines or realities. Multi-Dimensional Hopping!

That would generate a whole bunch of fake threads I'm sure!
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this is still going?

24 pages and I'm still not convinced, why are you?
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This guy reminds me of "John Titor" - a guy I once met,
long before he became famous and before I had even heard
the name John Titor.
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Perhaps time travelling threads are good for business here? Hell, I'm not complaining.. I'm just playing along.

I would however, be interested in reading threads to do with multiple timelines or realities. Multi-Dimensional Hopping!

That would generate a whole bunch of fake threads I'm sure!
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If you want a good read along those lines, try reading Steven Kings 7 book epic called the Dark Tower series...1st book is called "The Gunslinger"...I really enjoyed the whole series.
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If you want a good read along those lines, try reading Steven Kings 7 book epic called the Dark Tower series...1st book is called "The Gunslinger"...I really enjoyed the whole series.
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Thanks for the tip 732307.
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If you want a good read along those lines, try reading Steven Kings 7 book epic called the Dark Tower series...1st book is called "The Gunslinger"...I really enjoyed the whole series.

Thanks for the tip 732307.
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No worries, mate!
I hope Jacob checks back in...perhaps they tracked him down and now he has become an "asset" for you-know-who!
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I don't know the validity of any of this time travel chronicles, but John Titor did say that after 2008, the US would be evolving towards a police state, all monitored, most likely censored if important or irritating.
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Hi Jacob 'earthgirl' here... i read everything you've said...I tried to reply the first day but they had me blocked for some reason...If you really are a time traveler I want to say how brave you are and I hope you enjoy the next 2 years just in case things still get bad down the road...and start looking for that dream mountain bike and when you find it buy extra parts also and a tire pump! maybe we can get a small group together up the lake to hang out with you and bring supplies so your not so lonely this time...we can sing around the camp fire,toast marshmellows,tell stories,grow a 'victory garden'...what do you think?
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p.s. hey Jacob...they used to say this in the 1960's when the vietnam war was on...what if they gave a war and no one came? like wwIII...I'll start printing t-shirts to sell around the world...maybe change the wording a little...whatcha think?
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Hey OP...You still alive? The other timetravel thread is catching up!
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Jacob...you still there??
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Do you suffer from Multiple Personalities? Are you postively sure you didn't just come out of a mental institution?

If your story is true did you come thru a portal or did you plop here poof out of thin air? How did your body materailize itself in our time?


No multiple personalities, but I have never met anyone that has had them so maybe I need a better description. As far as I know I am only one person. I came from Boulder Colorado, and NOT a mental institution.

When I came through the machine, which I have described in an earlier post. After what felt like falling for a long time in a completely dark cave or hole in the earth, without any wind rushing up towards me, I heard a sound that sounded like a stone being dropped into a perfectly calm lake. "Plop". It always makes this sound. From my perspective I was standing straight up, looking forward through the gaps in the machine at the scientists and military personnel. The gaps open and close as the machine spins faster and faster. There was a very large build up of electricity and everything sounded to be humming of buzzing. Then everything went black, I felt like I was being pulled apart from the inside out, and suddenly I am standing outside in the sunlight in the year 2010. I didn't see any portal, there was simply the absence of light and then immediate light again. Like blinking your eyes but a little slower than normal. But when you blink you suddenly see a different image than the one you had left.
sounds like high levels of human energy! Jacob, I'm begining to believe u, because something like this happened to me before, i heard loud buzzing on my body and in the air and the atmosphere (cloud) from behind me was shaped like a dark grey ball cloud. It was very very strange and very very scary...god bless u man and be safe.
 Quoting: Alex 1067405

Do you suffer from Multiple Personalities? Are you postively sure you didn't just come out of a mental institution?

If your story is true did you come thru a portal or did you plop here poof out of thin air? How did your body materailize itself in our time?


No multiple personalities, but I have never met anyone that has had them so maybe I need a better description. As far as I know I am only one person. I came from Boulder Colorado, and NOT a mental institution.

When I came through the machine, which I have described in an earlier post. After what felt like falling for a long time in a completely dark cave or hole in the earth, without any wind rushing up towards me, I heard a sound that sounded like a stone being dropped into a perfectly calm lake. "Plop". It always makes this sound. From my perspective I was standing straight up, looking forward through the gaps in the machine at the scientists and military personnel. The gaps open and close as the machine spins faster and faster. There was a very large build up of electricity and everything sounded to be humming of buzzing. Then everything went black, I felt like I was being pulled apart from the inside out, and suddenly I am standing outside in the sunlight in the year 2010. I didn't see any portal, there was simply the absence of light and then immediate light again. Like blinking your eyes but a little slower than normal. But when you blink you suddenly see a different image than the one you had left.
sounds like high levels of human energy! Jacob, I'm begining to believe u, because something like this happened to me before, i heard loud buzzing on my body and in the air and the atmosphere (cloud) from behind me was shaped like a dark grey ball cloud. It was very very strange and very very scary...god bless u man and be safe.
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Wow you fucking people are incredibly stupid! Are your parents brother and sister whose parents were also brother and sister.
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I don't know the validity of any of this time travel chronicles, but John Titor did say that after 2008, the US would be evolving towards a police state, all monitored, most likely censored if important or irritating.
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Woweeee amazing! Yes you would definately have to be from the future to come up with a statement like that! Rothflmfao!!!! Stupid asswipe!
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Hi Jacob 'earthgirl' here... i read everything you've said...I tried to reply the first day but they had me blocked for some reason...If you really are a time traveler I want to say how brave you are and I hope you enjoy the next 2 years just in case things still get bad down the road...and start looking for that dream mountain bike and when you find it buy extra parts also and a tire pump! maybe we can get a small group together up the lake to hang out with you and bring supplies so your not so lonely this time...we can sing around the camp fire,toast marshmellows,tell stories,grow a 'victory garden'...what do you think?
 Quoting: Earthgirl 924584

Honey you sound so innocent that I'm not going to even give you a hard time. Please be careful with who you believe and trust. You are bound to cross paths with evil people who have bad intentions! Never meet up with any people like this.
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Hi Jacob 'earthgirl' here... i read everything you've said...I tried to reply the first day but they had me blocked for some reason...If you really are a time traveler I want to say how brave you are and I hope you enjoy the next 2 years just in case things still get bad down the road...and start looking for that dream mountain bike and when you find it buy extra parts also and a tire pump! maybe we can get a small group together up the lake to hang out with you and bring supplies so your not so lonely this time...we can sing around the camp fire,toast marshmellows,tell stories,grow a 'victory garden'...what do you think?

Honey you sound so innocent that I'm not going to even give you a hard time. Please be careful with who you believe and trust. You are bound to cross paths with evil people who have bad intentions! Never meet up with any people like this.
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You got somethin against roasting marshmellows?!?! lol...
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what is jacob's email address?
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what is jacob's email address?
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jtime2040@gmail.com
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Hi Jacob 'earthgirl' here... i read everything you've said...I tried to reply the first day but they had me blocked for some reason...If you really are a time traveler I want to say how brave you are and I hope you enjoy the next 2 years just in case things still get bad down the road...and start looking for that dream mountain bike and when you find it buy extra parts also and a tire pump! maybe we can get a small group together up the lake to hang out with you and bring supplies so your not so lonely this time...we can sing around the camp fire,toast marshmellows,tell stories,grow a 'victory garden'...what do you think?

Honey you sound so innocent that I'm not going to even give you a hard time. Please be careful with who you believe and trust. You are bound to cross paths with evil people who have bad intentions! Never meet up with any people like this.

You got somethin against roasting marshmellows?!?! lol...
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Marshmellows are evil and lead to drinking beer.
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I wanted to hop on here and let everyone know that I am alive and ok. I've mostly been in the public libraries doing research. I am serious about attempting to build a timeline of events for the next 2 years so that I understand better what had happened.

Here are some additional things that I remember.
The Tea Party is very strong and stirs up the election cycle in 2010 and especially in 2012. They gain a lot of political power leading up to the 2012 elections. When they march on DC a few weeks before the elections in protest of the war build up in the middle east, they get a lot of attention and support.
China declares some kind of law concerning Thailand and attacks them late in 2011 or early in 2012. It happens before the Chinese new year which is around the end of January or early February.
The current pope dies in the winter of 2012, I cannot remember whether this happened before or after the elections but its very close to the elections that happen on November 6th 2012. Give or take a couple of weeks.

Those are a few of the bigger things, I'm also piecing together small info that would be meaningless to anyone here. For example, I've been looking through construction documents to find dates of completion and estimated completion dates for buildings that I know have been built, but are not yet completed in 2010.

I'll be around, and I will try to respond to all of the kind emails I have received. If you have a question and I havn't answered it here, send me an email message to jtime2040@gmail.com and I will reply when I have time.

I have a new favorite hangout, this place called Starbucks that sells some excellent coffee. I've been meeting new people like crazy there, its a blast. There is a Quiznos next door too. I highly recommend both.
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Hello!!! Jacob you are on line .
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What is going to happen in the next month can you tell us please.
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Can you get a handjob at Starbucks in your time?
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I have a new favorite hangout, this place called Starbucks that sells some excellent coffee. I've been meeting new people like crazy there, its a blast. There is a Quiznos next door too. I highly recommend both.


Well, I hope some of you now have your answer as to the validity of this poster's claims.
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In a side note... I can't ever start to describe how TIRED I'm of people like the OP, coming to forums like this, spreading lies, deceiving people. I would love, once for all, threads like this being strongly moderated by the staff.

One thing is starting a thread claiming "I'll start a story that I made up to get fun together" and another completely different is claiming it as the truth. Liars, hoaxers, should be punished here. But I guess it will never happen, and I'll not be surprised that people looking for some "truth" will be leaving this forum forever. It's just a shame, considering the amount of people who visit this place.
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There would be very few threads here if people didnt claim truth. But hey i guess that would eliminate all the religious threads too.

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