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I HAVE TIME TRAVELED FROM THE YEAR 2040 to 2010, AND I'M STUCK HERE!

 
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Jacob,

I'd like to ask you a few questions please.

1) what was your motivation to agree to this time travel experiment - clearly there seems very little in it for yourself

2) how did you make contact with the people or group that run the timetravel place. What was the name of that group.

3)in keeping with your story, please can you describe how people the re-building efforst looked like i.e. infrastracture, energy and comms, buildings etc

4)what was the economic system like that you found after returning to boulder

I'm sure there will be more but for the time being I'd be grateful if you could respond to those.
thanky
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Dear Jacob,
Thank you for responding to my previous questions...I have more, but will ask only five at a time:

1. I'd like to hear more about what makes you want to be at Candle Lake during the dark years.

2. What have you heard about it from passersby that makes it appealing to you?

3. How far away from your neighbors were you when you were growing up in the mountains?

4. Did your family ever fear or experience violence from passersby?

5. Do you realize you will need identification/passport and a visa to cross the border into Canada, (unless you find a way in, off the beaten path...perhaps northern Idaho).

Thanks...
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is it true time travelers smoke a ton of cigarettes, drink tons of soda and wear plaid jackets?
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I wanted to hop on here and let everyone know that I am alive and ok. I've mostly been in the public libraries doing research. I am serious about attempting to build a timeline of events for the next 2 years so that I understand better what had happened.

Here are some additional things that I remember.

<snip massive amount of BS>

 Quoting: Jacob Time


Oh, he suddenly "remember". How cute!
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-Well, we are going to sent this guy to the past, let's create a protocol for communication so we know it worked. He must leave a message buried at X location. Ok, it's decided then. Oh wait... wait! if we're in fact going to do that, it means that the message must be there buried already, because in some point in the near future we ALREADY sent this guy to the past and ergo he already buried the message! So the message must be there! If we can find it, it means it will work!


To clarify, having the scientifics waiting for your message is ridiculous. That's another timeline, the original. Since the very moment you arrived to 2010, you will create an alternative timeline where the message will be buried. It will not appear from nowhere as magic. It should be there from the very beginning, since 2010 until 2040 or when they finally decided to get it. When 2040 arrives, if you didn't change things around you too much since 2010, everything will happen more or less in the same way. Meaning, the scientifics will develop a protocol for communication, but then they will realize that the message must be there already, because it was done "before".

All the above means it's a infinite loop, meaning that a number of infinite times they sent you back, and an infinite number of times your buried that message, more or less in the same way if "you" was consistent with what they asked you to do.

What you say is that they didn't see any message before sending you back, they didn't even bother to look! That doesn't make any sense. It's like they ASSUMED it was the FIRST time, even when they should know that it could have happened "before" maybe billion of times!


I didn't read your toughts on this OP. Explain us why the scientists sent you back without looking for a buried message before.


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Anytime OP...
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Can you get a handjob at Starbucks in your time?
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There are no Starbuck in 2040, just a rare virus that will infect the parents of certain boys living in the forest causing them the impossibility to tell their children why they had to leave their homes in the city and start living in the middle of nowhere.

Oh, and BTW, the same virus will infect some children causing them the incapacity to make questions about it in their entire lives.

Yep, a very dangerous place that future!
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He is correct about November 6, 2010. That is a Tuesday and is a election day.
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Jacob?

did other time traveler's go back in time and write the bible?

are we being controlled by the goverment time traveler's?

cuz if they have time machines we are screwed!
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He is correct about November 6, 2010. That is a Tuesday and is a election day.
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So just a time traveler should know that right?

rolleyes
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Do you suffer from Multiple Personalities? Are you postively sure you didn't just come out of a mental institution?

If your story is true did you come thru a portal or did you plop here poof out of thin air? How did your body materailize itself in our time?


No multiple personalities, but I have never met anyone that has had them so maybe I need a better description. As far as I know I am only one person. I came from Boulder Colorado, and NOT a mental institution.

When I came through the machine, which I have described in an earlier post. After what felt like falling for a long time in a completely dark cave or hole in the earth, without any wind rushing up towards me, I heard a sound that sounded like a stone being dropped into a perfectly calm lake. "Plop". It always makes this sound. From my perspective I was standing straight up, looking forward through the gaps in the machine at the scientists and military personnel. The gaps open and close as the machine spins faster and faster. There was a very large build up of electricity and everything sounded to be humming of buzzing. Then everything went black, I felt like I was being pulled apart from the inside out, and suddenly I am standing outside in the sunlight in the year 2010. I didn't see any portal, there was simply the absence of light and then immediate light again. Like blinking your eyes but a little slower than normal. But when you blink you suddenly see a different image than the one you had left.
sounds like high levels of human energy! Jacob, I'm begining to believe u, because something like this happened to me before, i heard loud buzzing on my body and in the air and the atmosphere (cloud) from behind me was shaped like a dark grey ball cloud. It was very very strange and very very scary...god bless u man and be safe.





Do you suffer from Multiple Personalities? Are you postively sure you didn't just come out of a mental institution?

If your story is true did you come thru a portal or did you plop here poof out of thin air? How did your body materailize itself in our time?


No multiple personalities, but I have never met anyone that has had them so maybe I need a better description. As far as I know I am only one person. I came from Boulder Colorado, and NOT a mental institution.

When I came through the machine, which I have described in an earlier post. After what felt like falling for a long time in a completely dark cave or hole in the earth, without any wind rushing up towards me, I heard a sound that sounded like a stone being dropped into a perfectly calm lake. "Plop". It always makes this sound. From my perspective I was standing straight up, looking forward through the gaps in the machine at the scientists and military personnel. The gaps open and close as the machine spins faster and faster. There was a very large build up of electricity and everything sounded to be humming of buzzing. Then everything went black, I felt like I was being pulled apart from the inside out, and suddenly I am standing outside in the sunlight in the year 2010. I didn't see any portal, there was simply the absence of light and then immediate light again. Like blinking your eyes but a little slower than normal. But when you blink you suddenly see a different image than the one you had left.
sounds like high levels of human energy! Jacob, I'm begining to believe u, because something like this happened to me before, i heard loud buzzing on my body and in the air and the atmosphere (cloud) from behind me was shaped like a dark grey ball cloud. It was very very strange and very very scary...god bless u man and be safe.

Wow you fucking people are incredibly stupid! Are your parents brother and sister whose parents were also brother and sister.
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No stupid. Only a stupid rejects scientific possibilities. Wake up! u Arragant #!?astard!
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Has the OP been beack to this thread?
Twenty grand dood, it's a lot of money!

Recently homosexuals have been making anti christian threads. Think about it.
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What has happened to Jacob Time?
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i miss him. maybe he saw his younger self, and that younger version of him self-combusted, in turn...causing Jacob to self-combust.

i'm concerned.
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I wanted to hop on here and let everyone know that I am alive and ok. I've mostly been in the public libraries doing research. I am serious about attempting to build a timeline of events for the next 2 years so that I understand better what had happened.

Here are some additional things that I remember.
The Tea Party is very strong and stirs up the election cycle in 2010 and especially in 2012. They gain a lot of political power leading up to the 2012 elections. When they march on DC a few weeks before the elections in protest of the war build up in the middle east, they get a lot of attention and support.
China declares some kind of law concerning Thailand and attacks them late in 2011 or early in 2012. It happens before the Chinese new year which is around the end of January or early February.
The current pope dies in the winter of 2012, I cannot remember whether this happened before or after the elections but its very close to the elections that happen on November 6th 2012. Give or take a couple of weeks.

Those are a few of the bigger things, I'm also piecing together small info that would be meaningless to anyone here. For example, I've been looking through construction documents to find dates of completion and estimated completion dates for buildings that I know have been built, but are not yet completed in 2010.

I'll be around, and I will try to respond to all of the kind emails I have received. If you have a question and I havn't answered it here, send me an email message to jtime2040@gmail.com and I will reply when I have time.

I have a new favorite hangout, this place called Starbucks that sells some excellent coffee. I've been meeting new people like crazy there, its a blast. There is a Quiznos next door too. I highly recommend both.
 Quoting: Jacob Time

Quiznos kicks ass, very good sandwiches anyways I call BS on your story why would china invade thailand? the possibility of the tea party movement wielding major political power is nil. a lot more should happen in two years, you should mention natural disasters that will happen.
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OK...so Jacob never re-appeared...busy making bug out plans I'd guess.
Over the last week or so since I checked this thread, I read a book that describes what would happen to society after a high altitude nuke detonation. It could explain OPs lack of info on what happened to the world...
The book is called "One Second After". It was riveting and gut wrenching...a MUST READ for survival minded types.
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For someone living in the mountains with blacked out internet
and contact with KEYBOARDS you seem to type very well and ALSO for someone living in the mountains with NO school
or internet you can spell as well as knowning the structure
of sentences and paragraphs...

Truely deception and false claims with this post

Seek GOD who came in the flesh as JESUS CHRIST

There is much you dont know in truth with this planet
and GODS universe
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For someone living in the mountains with blacked out internet
and contact with KEYBOARDS you seem to type very well and ALSO for someone living in the mountains with NO school
or internet you can spell as well as knowning the structure
of sentences and paragraphs...

Truely deception and false claims with this post

Seek GOD who came in the flesh as JESUS CHRIST

There is much you dont know in truth with this planet
and GODS universe
 Quoting: TRUTH 1071021

NEWS FLASH Mr. truth...this website is for entertainment purposes only....if religion entertains you...stay on the religion threads...this is a time travel fantasy...so please don't spoil it with your proselytizing...
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And to obtain a bank account or credit card, you usually have to present a considerable amount of identification - ie birth certificates, drivers license, passports, electricity bills, rates notices etc etc ...

Welcome to our world ...


Nobody here can give me a cash only method for obtaining a membership with this place? For a site that values all its anonymous cowards (that confused me at first, I thought it was just one really psychotic guy with too much time on his hands and way too many personalities) how can you not have an anonymous method of collecting membership dues.

Is there someone here I can send the money to that would be able to purchase the membership on my behalf?
 Quoting: Jacob Time



I can think of two ways. One costly and one not. Costly way: many stores sell VISA or AMEX "Gift Cards" in specific denominations. These are like a "load once" credit card. You buy them for cash, plus a small fee in addition to the face value. Then you use the account number until the money in the card is exhausted. For online, or in person shopping they're fine. You can also get "be my guest" service cards from AMEX direct (Amex is verbal shorthand for American Express Card Services) and they offer a "pre-loaded, re-loadable card. You pay a $35 fee and send them the amount you want on the card. I think the minimum is $500 and the max is $5000 (but I could be mistaken on the max.) They will issue the card in whatever name you wish, but they mail the card to you. You activate it with a phone call when you get it. Give it to your recipient (this case to yourself) and you now have a working Amex card until it runs out of money. You can reload it with checks, bank account debit, and maybe a few other ways as well. The card is great if you have a teenager going to Europe for a few weeks and you want them to have $$'s available but not unlimited. If they get into trouble, loose the card, or just tap it out, you can refill it over the phone from your bank or your own Amex Credit card account (if you have one). I gave my daughter ten of these in $2000 increments when she went to college, so she could furnish her place, buy clothes, and have spending money without an unlimited pipeline into my credit card. Worked great until American Express gave her a Gold Charge Card of her own! First month she wracked it to $4000 and thought it could be paid like a credit card. NOPE. This is a CHARGE CARD. Pay in full every thirty days ONLY! Once I bailed her out from that, and she understood how it works, now she only uses it for purchases she can truly afford to pay off at the end of the month.

The other option is Postal Money Orders. These work, but you need to contact who you're doing business with and see if they'll take them, how to get them mailed to the right department and how to mark on the money order what it is for. While they're useful for paying existing bills, (utilities, cell phone, rent, internet, etc., they suck for opening a new account with someone or buying something mail-order.

But they are dirt cheap. Like under $2.00 each.

There are some options, for you.

We're almost all plastic cards and direct bank payments now. Very few checks are written today and they're probably going to do away with them all together.

I was wondering - the emotional side of this trip you've taken?? Do you fell tempted to contact your parents in Boulder now? Somehow help them plan better for the eventual bug out? Or bring something you found you all desperately needed later but could not get? I mean if you could make them believe you were the grown up version of the baby they're caring for now, you could certainly make like easier for all of you when the time to get to the cabin finally arrives. Surely there is something that is cheap, rare there, but plentiful here, and you could see that they take a major load of it with them when they do bug out with your younger self?

What about women or a woman in your life? (Assuming you're heterosexual.) Or a male partner if you are not? Thirty is a very shall we say "hormonally active time" in a man's life. What do you do for companionship and for sex, if I can be so crude as to inquire? Hopefully you've found some nice people who will not only share your story but maybe your body, too! Just thinking about what it must be like for you, I hope you are happy here and maybe even find love. Until you do so, a little lust isn't bad, either, however! <grin>

And if this is a story you're writing - GREAT JOB. Somehow I find I want to believe you, however. Nice to know we don't completely destroy the planet and ourselves as well.

Key word being COMPLETELY! Sounds like we may have come very close.
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NEWS FLASH Mr. truth...this website is for entertainment purposes only....if religion entertains you...stay on the religion threads...this is a time travel fantasy...so please don't spoil it with your proselytizing...
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Uh dude, you don't know how much I hate people like you, coming here and reading everything as it were a game. I'm honestly sick of it. It will be the ruin of this site eventually when more and more people stop to pay attention because fucktards like you and the OP who turn everything in a sick mental game.

I'm fucking tired of this retard disclaimer and specially of people like you screaming about it.

"this website is for entertainment purposes only"

What the fuck does that mean anyway? I see a lot of pinned threads with breaking news and ineteresting discussions regarding it. Why to fucking RUIN the site promoting LIES and DECEIVING like this piece of shit thread.
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NEWS FLASH Mr. truth...this website is for entertainment purposes only....if religion entertains you...stay on the religion threads...this is a time travel fantasy...so please don't spoil it with your proselytizing...


Uh dude, you don't know how much I hate people like you, coming here and reading everything as it were a game. I'm honestly sick of it. It will be the ruin of this site eventually when more and more people stop to pay attention because fucktards like you and the OP who turn everything in a sick mental game.

I'm fucking tired of this retard disclaimer and specially of people like you screaming about it.

"this website is for entertainment purposes only"

What the fuck does that mean anyway? I see a lot of pinned threads with breaking news and ineteresting discussions regarding it. Why to fucking RUIN the site promoting LIES and DECEIVING like this piece of shit thread.
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Uh dude, you don't know little I care...lol!

HEY JACOB!!! Come back and tell us more!!!!
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Do you happen to know anything about the safety of the mountains in tennessee?

is candle lake in western canada?

thanks! i wish i could meet you. i believe your story.


No.

Yes, Saskatchewan.
 Quoting: Jacob Time


Jacob, If you ever come back, Why Candle Lake in canada?
Would you not want to go back to the mountains where your parents took you as child where you know you would be safe.
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this will probably be the last post on this thread...all I can guess is OP must have suffered toxic effects of time travel and is no longer with us, or, he has been apprehended by tptb.
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OP your Thread Failed...the world will end before 2040!!!
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Were in the world is Jacob from Colorado?????
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Were in the world is Jacob from Colorado?????
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I wish he would come back and tell us more.
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Were in the world is Jacob from Colorado?????


I wish he would come back and tell us more.
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Yes, he said Colorado.
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LoL!

Hasn't the internet been through this, a few times at least!?

Try to be original OP.


It has? Please introduce me to the subjects you are referring to. I would be able to tell you if they were legitimate.

As far as I know, I was the first. Maybe they sent someone further back than 30 years, but I assure you it happened after my first trip here.
 Quoting: Jacob Time



I haven't read your entire thread yet, so excuse me if someone else has asked this question.
A poster on glp named AlcyoneofMars claims to be from the future. Is she legitimate?

now I will continue reading on your thread and await your reply.
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If the current pope dies in 2012, who is the next pope?
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