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I HAVE TIME TRAVELED FROM THE YEAR 2040 to 2010, AND I'M STUCK HERE!

 
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Are you on acid!!??

waaaht
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LMAO

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What has happened to Jacob Time?
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maybe he's a military psyop...
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If the current pope dies in 2012, who is the next pope?
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This is a good question. Whoever it was he didn't like the jews, I can't picture his face or remember his name but I think I remember what he sounded like. I seem to remember (now that I am thinking about it), some guy on TV, on every channel interrupting cartoons. Dressed all in white with a big hat and lots of gold lace. I am not a catholic so I don't know if this is normal. I just remember his voice sounded creepy and he scared me enough to make me cry for my mother. That's when she changed the channel but he was on all the channels we got. So she turned it off. It's a pretty vague memory I know, but I was only 2, I only seem to remember the traumatic events of that time. Like when we left Boulder to go live in the mountains at our cabin.
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If the current pope dies in 2012, who is the next pope?


This is a good question. Whoever it was he didn't like the jews, I can't picture his face or remember his name but I think I remember what he sounded like. I seem to remember (now that I am thinking about it), some guy on TV, on every channel interrupting cartoons. Dressed all in white with a big hat and lots of gold lace. I am not a catholic so I don't know if this is normal. I just remember his voice sounded creepy and he scared me enough to make me cry for my mother. That's when she changed the channel but he was on all the channels we got. So she turned it off. It's a pretty vague memory I know, but I was only 2, I only seem to remember the traumatic events of that time. Like when we left Boulder to go live in the mountains at our cabin.
 Quoting: Jacob Time

you already got busted as bullshit from the time travel forum mods- you ran and admitted youre full of shit- take a hike fraud
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10/01/2010 03:24 PM
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you already got busted as bullshit from the time travel forum mods- you ran and admitted youre full of shit- take a hike fraud
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bump
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I'm stuck here as well, and i fucking hate it
~fish out of water~

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10/01/2010 03:46 PM
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you already got busted as bullshit from the time travel forum mods- you ran and admitted youre full of shit- take a hike fraud
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1098588


There's an entire forum dedicated to time travelers? Srsly?

Link?
Jacob Time (OP)

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I'm stuck here as well, and i fucking hate it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1116428


Have you also traveled from my time? Are you part of the team? I know others were going to be sent back but so far I havn't ran into any of our team. If you know me (I was the first to use the device), then please let us meet up somewhere.
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Fascinating read - Op, have you heard of the Large Hadron Collider?

A lot of what you see "glow on the horizon" makes me think it's the collider.

Read more here: [link to www.cerntruth.com]


Strangelet Scenario: 2010-2012


In 2010 CERN will begin colliding groups of 70 million lead hadrons at 287 tev, unpacking millions of quarks in each collision. Those quarks will be first accelerated at light speed, acquiring relativistic mass, becoming heavier strange quarks, the substance of a strange quark-gluon soup called a ‘strangelet‘. The strange liquid has the potential to become stable and start an ‘ice-9′ big-bang reaction. If that happens that effectively transforms the Earth into a pulsar.
During 2010 and 2011 as the LHC increases the potency and number of quarks it collides in its experiments, it will create greater quantities of atoms of strangelet liquid, called hyperons, made of up, down and strange quarks, which it has already produced in unexpected numbers at low energies, despite all their safety reports that said it would never produce them.
As quarks accelerate at c-speed, they acquire mass, because energy cannot go beyond light speed. Energy curls tiny vortices of space-time (Einstein’s definition of mass), making those quarks heavier. At light speed our protons made of up and down quarks (uud) will become strange quarks, converting the colliding protons into hyperons (usd particles, atoms of usd=strange liquid). Within the point of collision hyperons merge in pairs becoming dibaryons, which are stable and neutral and so they cannot be detected.
Thus dibaryons once formed, will fall to the center of the Earth, accreting matter as they form a growing ball of strange liquid. Most of them will explode in their path to the center of the Earth provoking mini-big bangs in the mantle, which will cause an increase in earthquake activity during the years 2010 and 2011. But some will arrive to the center of the Earth, where they will form a growing ball of ultradense strange liquid, which finally will crunch the Earth into a strange star. We will know this scenario’s end is closer, when we experience magnitude 9 earthquakes that kill hundreds of thousands of human beings.


/c
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It seems Jacob came back and I missed him.
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oops.
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10/17/2010 08:36 PM
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you already got busted as bullshit from the time travel forum mods
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Link?
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10/17/2010 11:14 PM
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THIS AND OTHER SIMILAR THREADS?????????????????????????
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+ 100000000000000000000000000
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10/18/2010 12:55 AM
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This is impossible. According to my data, mankind becomes extinct several decades before 2040.

Born : April 27th 2010
From : Boulder, Colorado
Departed : August 8th 2040
Arrived : July 26th 2010

Let me introduce myself, My name is Jacob Time.

I have been enjoying the internet of this time. And enjoying this website. Thanks.

So far my participation has been limited, but now I will answer any of your questions that I can.

My mission-
It was a one way trip for me. I came with the vintage clothes on my back, a backpack full of medical supplies, food, and the currency of this time.
I brought approximately 18,200 American Dollars and several pieces of gold jewelry including a ring and dental crown my father once owned.
I can't go back, I wouldn't want to if I could. I was the guinea pig for a time travel experiment conducted in Boulder Colorado on Wednesday August 8th 2040 at about 10am MST.

How I got here-
I was chosen to be one of the first participants in an experiment dealing with time travel. In accordance with the terms and conditions of the experiment, I was prepped and introduced to the equipment over a 2 week introductory course. During my 2 weeks I witnessed any number of objects and live animals transported through spacetime with an efficiency close to 92%.
Meaning, as they would tell us, an 8 error rate. 8% of the objects transported through spacetime were disintegrated into a pile of mush that had a horrible burning odor attached to them.
The pet joke is that 8 percent "burn out"
They narrowed down our initial group to 3 prospects. We agreed to play one round of poker to determine who would go first. I lost to 3 of a kind and 2 pair respectively. So I got to be the lucky son-of-a-bitch who "volunteered" first. I was given a set of instructions to follow, but don't worry its not overly complicated.

Rule 1, I can't kill anybody.
Rule 2, I can't say or do anything that would result in someones death.
Rule 3, I can't prevent someone from dying who was supposed to die.

There is still a lot I can say without breaking the rules. And as far as I know, there is no way they can prevent me from doing it.
I am supposed to live out my life in this time, so I'll be around for a while.
 Quoting: Jacob Time
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10/18/2010 10:15 PM
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We store food outside in the snow. So I guess refrigeration wasn't our main concern. High up in the mountains where we were, there's always a snowpack somewhere. There's always a place the sunlight doesn't quite reach.

And without an alarm clock, or chickens (which we also didn't have), how do you get up in the morning? You'll be wasting all your daylight hours sleeping buddy, and someone else will be out there catching YOUR FOOD while you sleep in.
 Quoting: Jacob Time


You don't need an alarm clock. If you are waking up too late, go to sleep earlier - it's as simple as that.
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You don't need an alarm clock. If you are waking up too late, go to sleep earlier - it's as simple as that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1128454


Don't want to be mean to you... I could help you including answering questions you have.
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Yeah mankind is fucked well before 2040 OP BS!
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I hope Jacob is ok, he has not posted anything for a long time....
Hope the wrong people did not find him to question him, who knows who the latter team members may be?? Could be people that did not this mission to suceed !!
I sure do hope he is ok and maybe closer to his destination and safe..


Peace


peace
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10/27/2010 02:09 AM
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OP, UNSTUCK YOURSELF.

BE THERE OR BE NO WHERE.
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10/31/2010 05:16 AM
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Who wins the Super Bowl in Feburary 2011? Answer this or get the hell out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 914422

omg it's the Pats!!! everyone knows this!
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10/31/2010 05:19 AM
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should be a film. this will sell.

he might not be lying.
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i think this site is a brainstorming site for authors!
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10/31/2010 05:19 AM
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i love you
i is that which I is nli
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Hey, the best thing about this time, is Wal-Mart!

OMG!
 Quoting: John Titor 1060222


What is a Wal-Mart? Oh, you mean a China-Mart, where everybody buys junk instead of the quality US products in order to help ship their own job overseas?
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give me the location of your 'wood cabin in teh mountains', i'll drop some supplies there :>
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Just a question, what kind of personal weapons are current in your time?

Ordinary cartridge fed combustion weapons?

See I would have hoped for lasers or something.

One other question: How has fluidics come along?
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THIS AND OTHER SIMILAR THREADS?????????????????????????


ANSWER ME! snarl
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1rof1 laugh
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collin pratt, the rest u bring

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