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I HAVE TIME TRAVELED FROM THE YEAR 2040 to 2010, AND I'M STUCK HERE!

 
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Hi Jacob...earthgirl here...remember me? I believe you...Is that your real picture? Can I be your surrogate mum here?I told you before to get parts for your bike! Also have a ham radio this time so you get some info as to whats happening ...I'm making homemade lasagne if you visit!...You were so young when all this happened I feel so bad for you...You have got to go to disneyland asap!I also want to tell you how brave you are!And we all appreciate your trying to do your mission here...and remember is you are ever in trouble to call out to your guardian angel(that's why god made them and I'm sure they know you are here...( since you can't use a weapon...) take care and tryf to visit me and mum just give me an email address I guess sometime see ya kiddo! yoda
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I have a question Mr Jacob Time. Why didn’t you continue to answer questions on your previous thread and simply start a new thread with the same details?
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Time Travel is scientifically impossible. It lies in the realm of fantasy purely.
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Born : April 27th 2010
From : Boulder, Colorado
Departed : August 8th 2040
Arrived : July 26th 2010

Let me introduce myself, My name is Jacob Time.

I have been enjoying the internet of this time. And enjoying this website. Thanks.

So far my participation has been limited, but now I will answer any of your questions that I can.

My mission-
It was a one way trip for me. I came with the vintage clothes on my back, a backpack full of medical supplies, food, and the currency of this time.
I brought approximately 18,200 American Dollars and several pieces of gold jewelry including a ring and dental crown my father once owned.
I can't go back, I wouldn't want to if I could. I was the guinea pig for a time travel experiment conducted in Boulder Colorado on Wednesday August 8th 2040 at about 10am MST.

How I got here-
I was chosen to be one of the first participants in an experiment dealing with time travel. In accordance with the terms and conditions of the experiment, I was prepped and introduced to the equipment over a 2 week introductory course. During my 2 weeks I witnessed any number of objects and live animals transported through spacetime with an efficiency close to 92%.
Meaning, as they would tell us, an 8 error rate. 8% of the objects transported through spacetime were disintegrated into a pile of mush that had a horrible burning odor attached to them.
The pet joke is that 8 percent "burn out"
They narrowed down our initial group to 3 prospects. We agreed to play one round of poker to determine who would go first. I lost to 3 of a kind and 2 pair respectively. So I got to be the lucky son-of-a-bitch who "volunteered" first. I was given a set of instructions to follow, but don't worry its not overly complicated.

Rule 1, I can't kill anybody.
Rule 2, I can't say or do anything that would result in someones death.
Rule 3, I can't prevent someone from dying who was supposed to die.

There is still a lot I can say without breaking the rules. And as far as I know, there is no way they can prevent me from doing it.
I am supposed to live out my life in this time, so I'll be around for a while.
 Quoting: Jacob Time


So when did your delusion begin? What year? What meds are you currently on?
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Question for the OP. If you killed your child self in this time (I know it's against your rules), would you disappear?
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Complete BS. OP is nothing more than an attention whore....I know I'm giving him attention by posting this but STFU.

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So are we.
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So did not have any gas had to walk or ride a bike. How the hell did they have a time machine with no power. I call BS
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Do you happen to know what the winning numbers are for the next couple of draws for Powerball and Megamillions lotteries?
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Out of everything I read, I am thinking about the rabbit.

The poor rabbit is stuck in a time loop.

It gets sent back in time two hours. Two hours later it catches up, and gets sent back in time two hours.

If a person were stuck in a time loop like this, would they age? What would it feel like to them? Would they ever get hungry or age?

Say they did this with a person. He goes back in time two hours. Then after two hours he catches up and they send him back in time.

I still think he'd be aging and needing to relieve himself and getting hungry or catching a cold or needing to sleep.

I think it would drive a man mad to be stuck in a time loop.
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wtf
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Have you thought about going back to the old cabin you grew up in and somehow (secretly) stocking it with more items, ie: books, diesel fuel, etc or anything your parents wished you had?
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Such a crock of shit, this guy.

1. He traveled back in time from 2040. And yet he was the first to do it.

Hmmm.. that requires one hell of a lot more than just a bunch of people in a small town creating a "time machine." More on that in a second.

2. Any pointed questions about the times in between 2010 and 2040 are just
answered with: "I don't know. My parents took me to live in the mountains. We hid out in a deserted area for years and years and years. I never heard about what happened, except that a war started in the Middle East in 2012. Lots of people died and disappeared.

3. But he doesn't KNOW anything about this war, whether or not there ever was a nuclear war, just that there was an orange/purple glow on the horizon for a long time, but he doesn't know what that was.

4. Doesn't know anything about aliens, or whether there was ever disclosure.. because of course, he was hiding out in the mountains.

5. But somehow, magically, all went well again by 2020, though perhaps the power did not come back on.. or if it did, not very much of it did.

6. But in the 2040 small, isolated town of Boulder, CO, they somehow decided to build a time machine, send him back here to 2010, but he doesn't know anything much at all of any detail about the history of 2010 to 2040.

OK.. sure.. yeah, right.

7. Instead, he just goes straight to GLP to tell everyone everything he doesn't know about anything that happened after 2010.

You can believe that if you want.
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He may not have been the first, there may have been others, and maybe they didnt make it, or deliver the signal they had, or ended up as twisted bits of blobs, maybe he was the first to make it after they twisted and tweaked the system till one got through. And why waist a good soldier, why not waist some hick no one would miss or doesnt have any abilities, then they are simply the messengers, which means they got through. Will they send a whole raft of soldiers next to warn the Governments not to do what they know will happen?

Interesting.
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This means that we will make it through 2012... LOL
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bump
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Hi excuse me for interrupting this thread, but I might have a theory that might validate the time traveller delema as to whether is is possible with today's technology or not.
My theory is based on monoatomic principles of matter being capable of existing in multiple dimensions. Read David Hudson Orme's theories, if you want to talk about Ormes we can do that at a diferent time. First of all Helium is the second most abundant element of our universe and it is a monoatomic gas. When it is cooled it becomes superconductive. Space is freezing...not litterally but to us it might as well be. When Helium turns superconductive it can climb walls and be inside a bowl and outside at the same time. Someone mentioned a gravity well. Picture a black hole as a bowl/ gravity well. All we have to do is controll the rate in which Helium cools and expands for it to create momentum in this universe. By calculating it's momentum, tragectory, and mass at diferent intervals, we can predict where it will be in the alternate universe time line. To reverse the effect we would to heat and cool it again in specific increments. Inside every nuetron star is mostly Helium...superconductive. That's why the energy blasts are so deadly. Cern is a monoatomic supercollider. What they are doing is creating monoatomic explosions and measuring it, basically creating a time travel device without knowing it. When they finally get the right eklements in there is will be a huge breakthrough and no one will know about it. In the Bible it says the roads of heaven are made of Gold yet only the purest can see or go there. When gold is broken down into a monoatomic state it looses it's mass and becomes invisible when heated and cooled at specific intervals. Yet it can be weighed as still being there but missing mass. The missing mass travels into another dimension and is invisible to us here. Only the purest of Gold can be transmitted this way. The Ark of the Covenant is in plain site but invisible to us untill someone can figure out how to bring it back to a non monoatomic state. When 2 entangled objects orbit each other they create a Barrycenter. This is how you find the location of the invisible object. You can not measure the Meisner feild of a superconductor but by measuring what is outside of it you can determine how much is inside. Think superconducting black hole/ gravity well. I do think it is possible that a time machine based on current technology is possible to us right now. Therefore, I have to read this thread with a bit of skepticism and yet an open mind. Could a time traveller place a sticky note for us to find? Yes, but only if we knew what to look for. Even better, could they travel at will to timelines if the technology was available here and now? Communincation...Read Tesla Ghost stories. Picture sticky notes from your future self guiding you as to what to do. Where would you put it so that you would know where to look? By the way, your brain contains 5% Rhodium and Iridium naturally...both monoatomic elements and of the Platinum family. Your brain has the capability of being superconductive, therefore capable of time travelling without a machine. Can you remember the past? Therefore you can remember the future. It's a 2 way communication dependant on each other creating the now. The sun charges the Earth's Ionosphere and then the Earth sends it back every 8 to 10 minutes every hour of every day. The barrycenter is the exchange point of the 2 passing energy feilds. Positive and negative energy flow both ways in a circular motion. Most people think negative flows one way and positive flows the opposite way...not true. Read Ed Leedskalin Magnetic currents. We are so behind in technology that we know just enough to kill ourselves. The more I learn the stupider I feel for not knowing it in the first place. Lighten up on this time traveller guy, maybe he might have some good theories that lead to a breakthrough. By the way, I am a cabinet builder and I have no college or any degree in science. Quasi
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I read through about half the posts on this thread and so maybe it was in the second half, but did anyone translate that morse code in his signature? It reads :

YOU HAVE FAILED IN YOUR MISSION. ALL YOUR BASE AREBELONG TO US.

just thought it was interesting
Thank you for your time. I now return you to your regularly scheduled doom
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Born : April 27th 2010
From : Boulder, Colorado
Departed : August 8th 2040
Arrived : July 26th 2010

Let me introduce myself, My name is Jacob Time.

I have been enjoying the internet of this time. And enjoying this website. Thanks.

So far my participation has been limited, but now I will answer any of your questions that I can.

My mission-
It was a one way trip for me. I came with the vintage clothes on my back, a backpack full of medical supplies, food, and the currency of this time.
I brought approximately 18,200 American Dollars and several pieces of gold jewelry including a ring and dental crown my father once owned.
I can't go back, I wouldn't want to if I could. I was the guinea pig for a time travel experiment conducted in Boulder Colorado on Wednesday August 8th 2040 at about 10am MST.

How I got here-
I was chosen to be one of the first participants in an experiment dealing with time travel. In accordance with the terms and conditions of the experiment, I was prepped and introduced to the equipment over a 2 week introductory course. During my 2 weeks I witnessed any number of objects and live animals transported through spacetime with an efficiency close to 92%.
Meaning, as they would tell us, an 8 error rate. 8% of the objects transported through spacetime were disintegrated into a pile of mush that had a horrible burning odor attached to them.
The pet joke is that 8 percent "burn out"
They narrowed down our initial group to 3 prospects. We agreed to play one round of poker to determine who would go first. I lost to 3 of a kind and 2 pair respectively. So I got to be the lucky son-of-a-bitch who "volunteered" first. I was given a set of instructions to follow, but don't worry its not overly complicated.

Rule 1, I can't kill anybody.
Rule 2, I can't say or do anything that would result in someones death.
Rule 3, I can't prevent someone from dying who was supposed to die.

There is still a lot I can say without breaking the rules. And as far as I know, there is no way they can prevent me from doing it.
I am supposed to live out my life in this time, so I'll be around for a while.
 Quoting: Jacob Time


HAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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I read through about half the posts on this thread and so maybe it was in the second half, but did anyone translate that morse code in his signature? It reads :

YOU HAVE FAILED IN YOUR MISSION. ALL YOUR BASE AREBELONG TO US.

just thought it was interesting
 Quoting: Argana


I just read through all 28 pages.....to come to this .....wtf
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This is how you can tell the OP is full of shit.

Think back to any movie made in the late 1970s or early 1980s. At some point in the movie, the dialogue will have terms that are not in use today, like, "groovy" or "far out."

Not once, in any of his writings has the OP used a term that is not in use to day. Language is extremely fluid and changes over very short periods of time. Evidence the use of the word "fail" or "tard." Thirty years from now, those will be quaint and anachronistic.

Second, the OP describes going into some military base and the technology is the same today. He talks about using a USB drive. I am assuming that those will go the way of floppies to be replaced with something else.

The OP should be talking about technology from the future, technology capable of transporting someone through time -- not ID cards with magnetic strips. I don't think the government uses those anymore.

So it comes down to his language is too modern and the technology is the same.
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Hi again kiddo..happy birhday month! i your still around..my bithday is 4-10...ask me anything about our time...I will gladly answer you and help you out whenever you are in need...
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if that's his real picture..he' hot!
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You lived in a log cabin in the mountains?

How convenient and then you were chosen to time travel?

Really, that sounds so convincing!

You foraged for food in the mountains?Where?



You wished that you had a bicycle -in the mountains?

Sure you did/do!

How convenient all the money you have is from 2010 nothing later than that. Vintage clothes not old clothes,right?

You got those fro the vintage clothes shop in 2040-why would you need vintage clothes-the clothes of the future won't be that different if there were a collapse of civilisation now would they?

It is hard to spin a convincing yarn isn't it?

it has already been done -don't rehash old plots my friend!
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I wish I could travel back 30 years and get stuck there. Has to be better than all the doom we're living today.
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First off, time travel has been around for well over 60 years. Second, I read Col Corso's transcript where he told Paola Harris that the government was involved with time travel. Next, Andrew Basiago was involved in Project Pegasus in the late 1960s and even has a photo of himself as a child when he time traveled into the past that was taken during the Lincoln address. [link to www.coasttocoastam.com]
[link to www.projectpegasus.net]

I've also read numerous first hand accounts and transcripts of military personell who were involved with time travel.

Now onto identified time travelers of our time. I've personally know people with top clearance who were involved with time travel and off world bases. I've met and talked with numerous contactees who were also involved with time travel so this is not something just from the future but something that has been going on for years. ET has time travel down to a fine art... and humankind is riding on their coat-tails. Don't forget Project Looking Glass either.

[link to www.bibliotecapleyades.net]

or Al Bielek [link to www.bielek.com]

OP = hoax
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Yeh, back to the 1980s man-synth drums,sharp suits and economic growth.....
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So theres no electricity and no alarm clocks yet you happen to build a time machine in the mountains. What did u use? Wood? Give me a break!5a
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Are you on acid!!??

waaaht
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No. I am on no drugs of any kind. I'm having a great time just being alive in the fresh air here.
 Quoting: Jacob Time


"fresh air" ?

Fuck off !!!!!!!!!!
Do No Harm !! Help Anyone In Need !!
Pay It Forward !!
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Born : April 27th 2010
From : Boulder, Colorado
Departed : August 8th 2040
Arrived : July 26th 2010

Let me introduce myself, My name is Jacob Time.

I have been enjoying the internet of this time. And enjoying this website. Thanks.

So far my participation has been limited, but now I will answer any of your questions that I can.

My mission-
It was a one way trip for me. I came with the vintage clothes on my back, a backpack full of medical supplies, food, and the currency of this time.
I brought approximately 18,200 American Dollars and several pieces of gold jewelry including a ring and dental crown my father once owned.
I can't go back, I wouldn't want to if I could. I was the guinea pig for a time travel experiment conducted in Boulder Colorado on Wednesday August 8th 2040 at about 10am MST.

How I got here-
I was chosen to be one of the first participants in an experiment dealing with time travel. In accordance with the terms and conditions of the experiment, I was prepped and introduced to the equipment over a 2 week introductory course. During my 2 weeks I witnessed any number of objects and live animals transported through spacetime with an efficiency close to 92%.
Meaning, as they would tell us, an 8 error rate. 8% of the objects transported through spacetime were disintegrated into a pile of mush that had a horrible burning odor attached to them.
The pet joke is that 8 percent "burn out"
They narrowed down our initial group to 3 prospects. We agreed to play one round of poker to determine who would go first. I lost to 3 of a kind and 2 pair respectively. So I got to be the lucky son-of-a-bitch who "volunteered" first. I was given a set of instructions to follow, but don't worry its not overly complicated.

Rule 1, I can't kill anybody.
Rule 2, I can't say or do anything that would result in someones death.
Rule 3, I can't prevent someone from dying who was supposed to die.

There is still a lot I can say without breaking the rules. And as far as I know, there is no way they can prevent me from doing it.
I am supposed to live out my life in this time, so I'll be around for a while.
 Quoting: Jacob Time




if you traveled back here from 2040 on earth then you in truth would have had to leave 2040 in your original, spiritual body and you would have had to leave from the third earth age, called the Millineum Age. the Millineum Age follows the closing out of this second earth age and directly preceeds the Eternity

lol

I doubt that possible so I have to call BS on this one. Nice storyline tho, g'luck with that!

According to the biblical texts this final generation which preceeds the onset of the Millineum Age of Heaven on Earth has to begin by 2018 at the very latest.

The 70 yr generational time span as represented in this case and regard began in 1948 when Israel became a nation again.

Interesting, nonetheless

write the book
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OP your Thread Failed...the world will end before 2040!!!
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I know, it's almost funny but I sorta feel sorry for him cuz clearly he isn't clued in to what is happening at present in this time frame.

wondering why that is, sorta hard to miss the end of an Age.

lol

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