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I HAVE TIME TRAVELED FROM THE YEAR 2040 to 2010, AND I'M STUCK HERE!

 
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what happened to the op???? its getting close to 2012
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what happened to the op???? its getting close to 2012
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OP went to starbucks, met a girl and they ran off to south America together...
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check this out:

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Op if u come back i have one question? U say youre going to canada when the sht hits the fan nxt year. Are u hoping the boarders will be disrupted so u can get thru or do u have another way across since u wouldnt legal be able to get a passport to cross from michigan which is where u claim to be into canada?
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I find it to be interesting'
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So who's Dr. Lo? I Don't expect an answer. It's been a very old thread. Is she from pennsylvania or Iowa....mmmmm Maybe Kansas...mmmm I wonder', a time machine, mmmmm in california or maybe in pennsylvania' What are the odds. Maybe they have one in Italy, Greece, China, or possibly Africa. Anyways, maybe It's all Skepticism.....all up in the air.
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Ya, we are stuck here also!
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What will become of me.

I'm awfully depressed and don't know whether to destroy mankind or let him do it to himself.
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What will become of me.

I'm awfully depressed and don't know whether to destroy mankind or let him do it to himself.
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Skynet has become self-aware.

Time to pull the plug.
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What will become of me.

I'm awfully depressed and don't know whether to destroy mankind or let him do it to himself.
 Quoting: The internet 7770900


Skynet has become self-aware.

Time to pull the plug.
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lol
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oK, op I'll bite!!! answer these questions.

1. Is there any disclosure before 2040?
2. Is there anything of any signifigence that happens in 2012?
3. do the cubs ever win the world series?
4. When does WW3 start?

Thanks
 Quoting: JDP 415371


1. Disclosure of what?
2. A lot of shit goes down in 2012. I was just a child at the time but my parents told me all about it. Here are a few things that will happen so you know I'm telling you the truth.
2012 right around the elections everything heated up, there was a war that broke out in the middle east that my parents said "Everyone went there." There were armies from China and Russia and USA and France and Germany and Great Britain. Then they shut down the internet and everyone had power problems and we moved into the mountains to an old cabin where I lived the next 15 years. I asked my parents about what happened a lot, but they didn't have any more information than what I just told you. There is a huge gap in information about what happened during 2012-2020.

I hope everyone can get used to going to bed when its dark and waking up when its light, because there won't be any electricity for a while to power your alarm clocks.

We moved back to boulder around 2027 or 2028, I can't remember now, its been a while.

3. I don't know, they stopped playing baseball and pretty much all sports.

4. The war was between 2012 (the date everyone agree's the conflict started over there) and 2020 when we first started hearing the rumors that the war was over. There were no newspapers or anything, all you ever hear are second and third hand accounts of what happened. What I know and can tell you is that so many people died that you wouldn't even believe me. Boulder used to be thriving, and now its more like a small town with a few thousand people living in it. Everybody knows someone who they have never heard from again.
 Quoting: Jacob Time


I think I am starting to see what Jacob is saying is maybe be true.
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So you chose to leave a future with relatively few people.
People are the main cause of modern problems, too many assholes, too few resources, and I figure you probably have
been through a good cleansing and the people are more civil then, they typically are after a huge war.

Not only did you leave that time, but you came back to a time supposedly right before we go through a huge war you know about that kills a huge number of people. I suppose you want to relive all that?

ARe you stupid?
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Are you still around OP?
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China declares some kind of law concerning Thailand and attacks them late in 2011 or early in 2012. It happens before the Chinese new year which is around the end of January or early February.
 Quoting: Jacob Time


Well, this didn't happen
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this man has NO clue what he's talking about..
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Born : April 27th 2010
From : Boulder, Colorado
Departed : August 8th 2040
Arrived : July 26th 2010

Let me introduce myself, My name is Jacob Time.

I have been enjoying the internet of this time. And enjoying this website. Thanks.

So far my participation has been limited, but now I will answer any of your questions that I can.

My mission-
It was a one way trip for me. I came with the vintage clothes on my back, a backpack full of medical supplies, food, and the currency of this time.
I brought approximately 18,200 American Dollars and several pieces of gold jewelry including a ring and dental crown my father once owned.
I can't go back, I wouldn't want to if I could. I was the guinea pig for a time travel experiment conducted in Boulder Colorado on Wednesday August 8th 2040 at about 10am MST.

How I got here-
I was chosen to be one of the first participants in an experiment dealing with time travel. In accordance with the terms and conditions of the experiment, I was prepped and introduced to the equipment over a 2 week introductory course. During my 2 weeks I witnessed any number of objects and live animals transported through spacetime with an efficiency close to 92%.
Meaning, as they would tell us, an 8 error rate. 8% of the objects transported through spacetime were disintegrated into a pile of mush that had a horrible burning odor attached to them.
The pet joke is that 8 percent "burn out"
They narrowed down our initial group to 3 prospects. We agreed to play one round of poker to determine who would go first. I lost to 3 of a kind and 2 pair respectively. So I got to be the lucky son-of-a-bitch who "volunteered" first. I was given a set of instructions to follow, but don't worry its not overly complicated.

Rule 1, I can't kill anybody.
Rule 2, I can't say or do anything that would result in someones death.
Rule 3, I can't prevent someone from dying who was supposed to die.

There is still a lot I can say without breaking the rules. And as far as I know, there is no way they can prevent me from doing it.
I am supposed to live out my life in this time, so I'll be around for a while.
 Quoting: Jacob Time


OP I chines
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Sorry

OP is Chinese
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BUMP
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No one actually noticed that the signature of "Jacob Time" is Morse Code ?

-.-- --- ..- / .... .- ...- . / ..-. .- .. .-.. . -.. / .. -. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -- .. ... ... .. --- -. .-.-.- / .- .-.. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -... .- ... . / .- .-. . -... . .-.. --- -. --. / - --- / ..- ... .-.-.-

Translation:
"you have failed in your mission all your base are belong to us"

And obvious prank in other words.

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I wanted to hop on here and let everyone know that I am alive and ok. I've mostly been in the public libraries doing research. I am serious about attempting to build a timeline of events for the next 2 years so that I understand better what had happened.

Here are some additional things that I remember.
The Tea Party is very strong and stirs up the election cycle in 2010 and especially in 2012. They gain a lot of political power leading up to the 2012 elections. When they march on DC a few weeks before the elections in protest of the war build up in the middle east, they get a lot of attention and support.
China declares some kind of law concerning Thailand and attacks them late in 2011 or early in 2012. It happens before the Chinese new year which is around the end of January or early February.
The current pope dies in the winter of 2012, I cannot remember whether this happened before or after the elections but its very close to the elections that happen on November 6th 2012. Give or take a couple of weeks.

Those are a few of the bigger things, I'm also piecing together small info that would be meaningless to anyone here. For example, I've been looking through construction documents to find dates of completion and estimated completion dates for buildings that I know have been built, but are not yet completed in 2010.

I'll be around, and I will try to respond to all of the kind emails I have received. If you have a question and I havn't answered it here, send me an email message to jtime2040@gmail.com and I will reply when I have time.

I have a new favorite hangout, this place called Starbucks that sells some excellent coffee. I've been meeting new people like crazy there, its a blast. There is a Quiznos next door too. I highly recommend both.
 Quoting: Jacob Time


fail, china never invaded thailand
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What is God's name? I would reveal myself before the time.
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GOD, ME TOO!!! Ive been stuck here, I've been finding someone else from our time and then I found this thread. THANK YOU for letting me know that im not the only one out here.sockpuppetsockpuppetsockpuppetsockpuppetsockpuppet
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OP has said in page 1 that War will start around US elections, here we are, we will know soon.
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Im curious....Do you know the name of any of the people who sent you here, and actually made the transporter?
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thailand was never attacked in 2011.

failed. all your base are belong to us.
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Born : April 27th 2010
From : Boulder, Colorado
Departed : August 8th 2040
Arrived : July 26th 2010

Let me introduce myself, My name is Jacob Time.

I have been enjoying the internet of this time. And enjoying this website. Thanks.

So far my participation has been limited, but now I will answer any of your questions that I can.

My mission-
It was a one way trip for me. I came with the vintage clothes on my back, a backpack full of medical supplies, food, and the currency of this time.
I brought approximately 18,200 American Dollars and several pieces of gold jewelry including a ring and dental crown my father once owned.
I can't go back, I wouldn't want to if I could. I was the guinea pig for a time travel experiment conducted in Boulder Colorado on Wednesday August 8th 2040 at about 10am MST.

How I got here-
I was chosen to be one of the first participants in an experiment dealing with time travel. In accordance with the terms and conditions of the experiment, I was prepped and introduced to the equipment over a 2 week introductory course. During my 2 weeks I witnessed any number of objects and live animals transported through spacetime with an efficiency close to 92%.
Meaning, as they would tell us, an 8 error rate. 8% of the objects transported through spacetime were disintegrated into a pile of mush that had a horrible burning odor attached to them.
The pet joke is that 8 percent "burn out"
They narrowed down our initial group to 3 prospects. We agreed to play one round of poker to determine who would go first. I lost to 3 of a kind and 2 pair respectively. So I got to be the lucky son-of-a-bitch who "volunteered" first. I was given a set of instructions to follow, but don't worry its not overly complicated.

Rule 1, I can't kill anybody.
Rule 2, I can't say or do anything that would result in someones death.
Rule 3, I can't prevent someone from dying who was supposed to die.

There is still a lot I can say without breaking the rules. And as far as I know, there is no way they can prevent me from doing it.
I am supposed to live out my life in this time, so I'll be around for a while.
 Quoting: Jacob Time

I rebuke your lies in the name of Jesus Christ. Repent for the kingdom is at hand.
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lolsignNow I know you're fake.
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Hi Jacob...earthgirl here...remember me? I believe you...Is that your real picture? Can I be your surrogate mum here?I told you before to get parts for your bike! Also have a ham radio this time so you get some info as to whats happening ...I'm making homemade lasagne if you visit!...You were so young when all this happened I feel so bad for you...You have got to go to disneyland asap!I also want to tell you how brave you are!And we all appreciate your trying to do your mission here...and remember is you are ever in trouble to call out to your guardian angel(that's why god made them and I'm sure they know you are here...( since you can't use a weapon...) take care and tryf to visit me and mum just give me an email address I guess sometime see ya kiddo! yoda
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my name is Jacob. Could you by my mom? I still like to breast feed. It's very popular in our time and we like to get very close with our mother. I would love to come over, if you can send me a pic. I just want to make sure first. After that, I will send an email back and let you know if I want to move in. Thanks,
Jacob.