I HAVE TIME TRAVELED FROM THE YEAR 2040 to 2010, AND I'M STUCK HERE! | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1029363 08/06/2010 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey OP since 2012 comes and pass, what's the name of the two witness that god sent during the 2012-2020 tribulation.? Quoting: Jacob TimeI do not know what you are talking about. News travels slowly though where I come from, so its possible we just havn't heard about it yet. From my point of view this is impossible and it's the reason why I can't trust your story. Sorry. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1059500 08/06/2010 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I guess I don't know how you would get a DNA sample without someone being suspicious. If you could do that, I would be willing to submit my DNA now for testing in comparison to my younger self. Why don't you email me and we will discuss it. Or we can discuss it right here in public (up to the point of divulging my last name and location in boulder of my younger self of course). Quoting: Jacob TimeWell, as you can see, I'm a bit "far" from you. But considering your current position about providing a DNA sample from yourself in order to make a comparision with your younger self, I'm sure ANYBODY here with enough curiosity (and time) will surely colaborate in order to do it. This person/group should make personal contact with you, extract a blood sample, make DNA tests on it, and then move to get a DNA sample from your younger self in this time, elaborating a plan that will allow them to get that sample in such way no one in your family will ever know. It CAN be done. Let's continue discussing here without giving, of course, personal details. So, OP is willing to provide a direct DNA sample in order to compare it with his younger self on this time to corroborate his story of being a time traveler if the people that will do that task can guarantee that his family on this time will never know anything about it. Anyone interested in such task? |
| Jacob Time (OP) User ID: 1060231 08/06/2010 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | you say we have a terrible outlook comming ahead of us..Why come here to stay to go through a terrible sittuation that your parents told you about..Wouldnt you be at risk of posibly dieing in this time line..Another thing living here in this time takes alot of money. 18,000 dollars and some gold dosnt seem to be alot to survive unless you want to live on the streets..Do you have a car now?? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1050484I spent 15 years of my childhood in seclusion in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado. I was always curious about what had happened and why there weren't more people. When we went back to Boulder after about 15 years, it was eerily quiet compared to what my parents remembered. I know of a place where there will be a large group of people who survive. Many of those survivors came to Boulder and told us of their ordeals. This time around, I am going to spend my 15 years with more than just 2 other people (my parents). I only need to hangout for a year, then make my travel preparations to my final destination. I only need enough money to last that long and get me there. Afterwards the pieces of paper will only be useful as kindling. I don't have a car or a license, I don't even know how to drive. The first time I saw a car that worked (that I can remember) is when we first moved back to Boulder I think in 2027. -.-- --- ..- / .... .- ...- . / ..-. .- .. .-.. . -.. / .. -. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -- .. ... ... .. --- -. .-.-.- / .- .-.. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -... .- ... . / .- .-. . -... . .-.. --- -. --. / - --- / ..- ... .-.-.- |
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| John Titor User ID: 1060319 08/06/2010 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | swear on your mother's life you are not lying OP Quoting: Jacob TimeI swear on my mothers life I am not lying or deceiving anyone here. To the best of my knowledge and recollection, everything I am telling you people is completely legitimate. I lived it! Ya dun goofed up na! |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1059500 08/06/2010 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, OP is willing to provide a direct DNA sample in order to compare it with his younger self on this time to corroborate his story of being a time traveler if the people that will do that task can guarantee that his family on this time will never know anything about it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1059500Anyone interested in such task? It seems I should open a new thread to get people interested... I mean, the alternative is seeing this thread going page after page without any kind of evidence... |
| anonymous User ID: 1057936 08/06/2010 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Born : April 27th 2010 From : Boulder, Colorado Departed : August 8th 2040 Arrived : July 26th 2010 Let me introduce myself, My name is Jacob Time. I have been enjoying the internet of this time. And enjoying this website. Thanks. So far my participation has been limited, but now I will answer any of your questions that I can. My mission- It was a one way trip for me. I came with the vintage clothes on my back, a backpack full of medical supplies, food, and the currency of this time. I brought approximately 18,200 American Dollars and several pieces of gold jewelry including a ring and dental crown my father once owned. I can't go back, I wouldn't want to if I could. I was the guinea pig for a time travel experiment conducted in Boulder Colorado on Wednesday August 8th 2040 at about 10am MST. How I got here- I was chosen to be one of the first participants in an experiment dealing with time travel. In accordance with the terms and conditions of the experiment, I was prepped and introduced to the equipment over a 2 week introductory course. During my 2 weeks I witnessed any number of objects and live animals transported through spacetime with an efficiency close to 92%. Meaning, as they would tell us, an 8 error rate. 8% of the objects transported through spacetime were disintegrated into a pile of mush that had a horrible burning odor attached to them. The pet joke is that 8 percent "burn out" They narrowed down our initial group to 3 prospects. We agreed to play one round of poker to determine who would go first. I lost to 3 of a kind and 2 pair respectively. So I got to be the lucky son-of-a-bitch who "volunteered" first. I was given a set of instructions to follow, but don't worry its not overly complicated. Rule 1, I can't kill anybody. Rule 2, I can't say or do anything that would result in someones death. Rule 3, I can't prevent someone from dying who was supposed to die. There is still a lot I can say without breaking the rules. And as far as I know, there is no way they can prevent me from doing it. I am supposed to live out my life in this time, so I'll be around for a while. [/q welcome future being enjoy the ride it mightbe shot but then you already know that he he |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1060319 08/06/2010 05:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Please tell me if the Detroit Lions ever make it to the Super Bowl, I have been waiting decades and need hope !! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 683596No NFL, no NBA, etc. people still play those sports but no professional sports organization exists |
| Jacob Time (OP) User ID: 1060231 08/06/2010 05:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... where we buried our dog Brutus. How we hunted mountain goats and caught fish in the streams. ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1060136??? Why are you here now ??? You know me, why are you back here perminantly??? What about your family? What about me? This is when they sent me back to, 30 years. I can't go back because the time travel machine hasn't been invented yet. Besides I don't think it goes forward. I've never seen them send anything forward, only backward. I asked the question once, I remember now, I asked "Why not send the frog forward in time by 10 minutes, wouldn't it just disappear now and reappear in 10 minutes." To which they said basically I didn't know what I was talking about and to shut up. But still, since the machine doesn't even work until around 2040, I will have to wait 30 years to even be able to use it again. How do I know you? Were you also sent back? Were you sent back to a time before my arrival or did you arrive recently? My parents I will most likely never see again. Although I have used the google search engine a few times on their names. -.-- --- ..- / .... .- ...- . / ..-. .- .. .-.. . -.. / .. -. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -- .. ... ... .. --- -. .-.-.- / .- .-.. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -... .- ... . / .- .-. . -... . .-.. --- -. --. / - --- / ..- ... .-.-.- |
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| Jacob Time (OP) User ID: 1060231 08/06/2010 05:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What are the computers like in 2040 ? Quoting: ºSPOTºWindows, Mac, Linux or something new ? I had never seen a computer until we moved back to Boulder around 2027, I was around 17 years old. All the computers they had there were Unix based systems. I bought a cheapo Windows computer so I could get on the Internet though. I like the Windows its pretty to play with. Although, as soon as I hooked it up I got invaded, so I had to setup a router and firewall. I'm still learning about computers so please take it easy on me. -.-- --- ..- / .... .- ...- . / ..-. .- .. .-.. . -.. / .. -. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -- .. ... ... .. --- -. .-.-.- / .- .-.. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -... .- ... . / .- .-. . -... . .-.. --- -. --. / - --- / ..- ... .-.-.- |
| Jacob Time (OP) User ID: 1060231 08/06/2010 05:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is Jacob Time your real name??? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1050484Jacob or Jake if you prefer is my first name. Time is not my last name, but I do kind of like it. I'm thinking of introducing myself as Mr. Time. -.-- --- ..- / .... .- ...- . / ..-. .- .. .-.. . -.. / .. -. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -- .. ... ... .. --- -. .-.-.- / .- .-.. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -... .- ... . / .- .-. . -... . .-.. --- -. --. / - --- / ..- ... .-.-.- |
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| DexieFoozler User ID: 1060327 08/06/2010 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But still, since the machine doesn't even work until around 2040, I will have to wait 30 years to even be able to use it again. Quoting: Jacob TimeHow do I know you? Were you also sent back? Were you sent back to a time before my arrival or did you arrive recently? Go back and read about what you wrote about the fried animals. How did they return? They did'nt had to wait 30 years..... Why don't you go warn your parents so they can prepare for a better life in the mountains. Your topic is too long you're getting caught.... They don't lie anymore in 30 years? Wonder where you learned it.... “I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.” Jim Morrison |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1050484 08/06/2010 05:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.myspace.com] Is this the Real Jacob TIME!!! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1060136 08/06/2010 05:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... where we buried our dog Brutus. How we hunted mountain goats and caught fish in the streams. ... Quoting: Jacob Time??? Why are you here now ??? You know me, why are you back here perminantly??? What about your family? What about me? This is when they sent me back to, 30 years. I can't go back because the time travel machine hasn't been invented yet. Besides I don't think it goes forward. I've never seen them send anything forward, only backward. I asked the question once, I remember now, I asked "Why not send the frog forward in time by 10 minutes, wouldn't it just disappear now and reappear in 10 minutes." To which they said basically I didn't know what I was talking about and to shut up. But still, since the machine doesn't even work until around 2040, I will have to wait 30 years to even be able to use it again. How do I know you? Were you also sent back? Were you sent back to a time before my arrival or did you arrive recently? My parents I will most likely never see again. Although I have used the google search engine a few times on their names. I'm not going to say online how you know me. I'm looking for someone that might be lost, and didn't expect you to be here. Enjoy Colorado, I won't 2nd guess you. Go visit Seattle, it's nice there. Do not go to Las Vegas, it is crime filled and very dangerous. Don't spend all of your money in one place. I'm not going to post thigs online. |
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| Jacob Time (OP) User ID: 1060231 08/06/2010 05:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if there was no electricity and a war - Quoting: re 1059938A where and how did they devlop the time travel machinery B Why and how did they pick you...? There was no electricity for a long time. When we went back to Boulder around 2027 I think it was, they already had electricity up and running again. The time travel machine was developed there. They call it the Popper. 2 dozen selectee's were inducted into a 2 week evaluation and training program. 3 of us were asked to continue on past the first week. We were chosen for our willingness to volunteer. Under the context that we might possibly save the future. I don't know what the eventual goal is, possibly to change the timeline so things don't turn out so horribly. Or maybe just to collect information about what in the hell happened. What I know is, I was the first human to go through the machine. And there should be 2 other people coming behind me. Whether they are already here, or show up in the next year or so, I don't know. -.-- --- ..- / .... .- ...- . / ..-. .- .. .-.. . -.. / .. -. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -- .. ... ... .. --- -. .-.-.- / .- .-.. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -... .- ... . / .- .-. . -... . .-.. --- -. --. / - --- / ..- ... .-.-.- |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 508527 08/06/2010 05:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is Jacob Time your real name??? Quoting: Jacob TimeJacob or Jake if you prefer is my first name. Time is not my last name, but I do kind of like it. I'm thinking of introducing myself as Mr. Time. FAKEob Time more like.......busted biatch!!!!!! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1059500 08/06/2010 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I dont know how long it will be before people realise that time travel is impossible - it is IMPOSSIBLE end of story. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1059938You might end up in the loony bin dude and the only war youll see is hollywood representations. Well it's pretty easy to know if he's telling the truth or not. You only need to extract a DNA sample from him and compare it with his younger self of this time. Oh, and yes, he sais he'll AGREE with that if some precautions are taken. Uh yeah... OP IS WILLING TO PROVIDE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE. but guess what, no one gave a fuck! The irony kills me... This site is just great. |
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| Kashodi User ID: 967165 08/06/2010 05:35 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I love how you are a time traveler named Jacob Time...Sounds like a comic book from the 50's My question is how and why you could have been nominated to time travel, having no experience with the tech, no understanding how it works, no previous experience with the science or practice, etc ?..... AND your name is johnny Time! Last Edited by Kashodi on 08/06/2010 05:39 PM |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1059500 08/06/2010 05:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | look on the bright side everybody, we can kill the time traveler and nothing will happen to us. who gives a shit about his rules and his gay attempt to troll. Quoting: Fu King Chinese RestaurantHis own words: "I guess I don't know how you would get a DNA sample without someone being suspicious. If you could do that, I would be willing to submit my DNA now for testing in comparison to my younger self. Why don't you email me and we will discuss it. Or we can discuss it right here in public (up to the point of divulging my last name and location in boulder of my younger self of course)." |