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I HAVE TIME TRAVELED FROM THE YEAR 2040 to 2010, AND I'M STUCK HERE!

 
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what the fuck happen in 2012
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Jesus said, "As in the Days of Noah"

“Violence Filled the Earth”

Jesus spoke far ahead of his time relating to us what life would just prior to his coming. He says in Matt. 24:37-38: “But as the days of Noah were, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be. “For as in the days before the flood, they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered the ark,” (Gen.6-7). The earth being flooded?

Certainly no one outside the Church believes this, since this would prove evolution is false.

Life will be normal until… It will occur during a time of prosperity when people are buying, selling, marrying, planting, and harvesting. This has to occur before the tribulation since the earth will be devastated by the judgments and wrath of God during the tribulation period.

For example, Almost all the grass and trees will be destroyed and almost all the water will be turned to 'blood' (undrinkable) Those will NOT be normal times. They ate, drank, married right up until the time Noah entered the ark. Then the destruction of the flood suddenly came and they were destroyed.

In Noah’s day there was plenty of warning, but no preparedness. Why? Because they didn't heed him, they mocked. Most of the Church has become indifferent about the second coming replacing it with Church triumphalism, making his kingdom on earth, but the bible clearly states the earth will be just like Noah's day, which is not a pretty scene.
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enough with these stupid questions.... we have an actual time traveler here so i'm gonna ask him THE question....

How many times will brett favre retire before he dies??
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Who wins the Super Bowl in Feburary 2011? Answer this or get the hell out.
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Tennessee Titans
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what the fuck happen in 2012
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WW III
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What can you tell us about extraterrestrials/inter-dimensional beings?
"Laws arise, not from divinity, but reason. Our creed does not command us to be free; it commands us to be wise."
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What can you tell us about extraterrestrials/inter-dimensional beings?
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They feed on our emotions
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They feed on our emotions
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What about the non-vampire ones?
"Laws arise, not from divinity, but reason. Our creed does not command us to be free; it commands us to be wise."
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You are a lazy fuk from the future, Answer the dam questions if all you got is time.
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You are a lazy fuk from the future, Answer the dam questions if all you got is time.
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they selected 24 of us, i remember us all being sent to different time periods with different tasks

we were given a set of rules of what not to do

me and jacob are violating one of those rules

i arrived here before jacob did and been here since 1984
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Who is known in 2040 as good people from our time?

In 2040 do you have:

Money or silver and gold?

Restaurants?

Drinks, Coke, Beer etc...

Recreation?

Taxes?

Animals?

What is the best state to live in?

TV, News?
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what year did the ets arrive in mass in full view of man
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Who is known in 2040 as good people from our time?

In 2040 do you have:

Money or silver and gold?

Restaurants?

Drinks, Coke, Beer etc...

Recreation?

Taxes?

Animals?

What is the best state to live in?

TV, News?
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Come on, These rae simple questions, You'all drom the future are not that sharp, Huh. Come on impress us with some knowledge..........
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Who is known in 2040 as good people from our time?

In 2040 do you have:

Money or silver and gold?

Restaurants?

Drinks, Coke, Beer etc...

Recreation?

Taxes?

Animals?

What is the best state to live in?

TV, News?

Come on, These rae simple questions, You'all drom the future are not that sharp, Huh. Come on impress us with some knowledge..........
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1060359

MY BAD, I guess I am getting friken tired rae is are and drom is from.sorry.........
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hmmm - so you get to be the first time traveler after a 2 week induction course

I would have thought they would send a highly trained operative who was very knowledgeable about the events between 2010 and 2040, but I guess not
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what are relegious views 2040?


Hey that is a good one. There are a few churches in Boulder that people attend mass on Sunday, but I don't attend. I don't think religion has changed much, but attendance is WAY down!
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From what to what?
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Who is known in 2040 as good people from our time?

In 2040 do you have:

Money or silver and gold?

Restaurants?

Drinks, Coke, Beer etc...

Recreation?

Taxes?

Animals?

What is the best state to live in?

TV, News?

Come on, These rae simple questions, You'all drom the future are not that sharp, Huh. Come on impress us with some knowledge..........

MY BAD, I guess I am getting friken tired rae is are and drom is from.sorry.........
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1060359

HELLO!!!!!
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There are a lot of inconveniences created by the lack of electricity but inability to power your alarm clock is not one.... We won't be able to power our alarm clocks?! WTF dude. Problems with storing food (refrigerators need electricity) would be my first concern. Fuck the alarm clock.


We store food outside in the snow. So I guess refrigeration wasn't our main concern. High up in the mountains where we were, there's always a snowpack somewhere. There's always a place the sunlight doesn't quite reach.

And without an alarm clock, or chickens (which we also didn't have), how do you get up in the morning? You'll be wasting all your daylight hours sleeping buddy, and someone else will be out there catching YOUR FOOD while you sleep in.
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Wow, however did our ancestors survive without alarm clocks? Here's a hint, what about the sun?
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Who is known in 2040 as good people from our time?

In 2040 do you have:

Money or silver and gold?

Restaurants?

Drinks, Coke, Beer etc...

Recreation?

Taxes?

Animals?

What is the best state to live in?

TV, News?

Come on, These rae simple questions, You'all drom the future are not that sharp, Huh. Come on impress us with some knowledge..........

MY BAD, I guess I am getting friken tired rae is are and drom is from.sorry.........

HELLO!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1060359

Look, if you don't want to answer simple questions, don't start a thread and waste our friken time.Capiche!
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hmmm - so you get to be the first time traveler after a 2 week induction course

I would have thought they would send a highly trained operative who was very knowledgeable about the events between 2010 and 2040, but I guess not
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exactly...

bsflag
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food is rationed and bartered
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recreation?

too busy mending the fields, hunting and worrying about being hungry
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no taxes for those with their own militias
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Stuck here? You driving a Toyota?
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Stuck here? You driving a Toyota?
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toyota doesn't exist neither does ford
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Through the time that became which you did not see but are yet to witness although known about through history and lifetime, but unknown from second viewpoint.... Can you tell me what happened to my sandwich?!

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OP, I see you have your own business in this timeline:
[link to www.jacobtime.com]
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Dear OP - a most fascinating, yet believable tale!

I would like to ask you, if, during your briefings, they discussed the nature of time itself.

For example - most of us assume there is one linear timeline, running from past-present-future. We have many films and plots centred on us all being on the same fixed time line.

We further assume that going back in time, means retracing to a position on the SAME time line.

However, a growing number of researchers believe that there are technically an infinite number of probable timelines radiating out of each 'now'.

At least one other alleged time traveller has pointed out a 'flaw' in our understanding. It has been suggested that if one leaves their time line and goes 'back' - then they have merely created a new time line and gone back into 'its' past - and not the 'past' of the line you were on originally. In other words - some are saying that going back into your past is technically not possible, you only visit variations of your past - minute or huge as they may be.

So, my question to you is - how do you know that you are even in the same 'past' of the timeline you are from? What is to say you haven't visited a past that is say 99.7% the 'same'?

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"The nature of the universe is such that ends can never justify the means. On the contrary, the means always determine the end."
(Aldous Huxley)
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no, time is not linear

think of lightning bolt and how it branches out
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Hello...I am your grandfather.