I HAVE TIME TRAVELED FROM THE YEAR 2040 to 2010, AND I'M STUCK HERE!

I remember 2036 very clearly. It is difficult to describe 2036 in detail without spending a great deal of time explaining why things are so different.

In 2036, I live in central Florida with my family and I'm currently stationed at an Army base in Tampa. A world war in 2015 killed nearly three billion people. The people that survived grew closer together. Life is centered on the family and then the community. I cannot imagine living even a few hundred miles away from my parents.

There is no large industrial complex creating masses of useless food and recreational items. Food and livestock is grown and sold locally. People spend much more time reading and talking together face to face. Religion is taken seriously and everyone can multiply and divide in their heads.


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The experiments with animals were mostly shorter term. Popping an frog or a rabbit or a rat back in time by a few minutes or hours. Let me give you an example.

One time they took us over to a cage, it was shiny metal/silver color with bars, a salt lick, a water bottle, and a bowl of food. But nothing in there. The scientist looked at his watch and looked up and "Pop" (which is the actual sound it makes, like dropping something into water), there appeared a floppy eared rabbit in his cage. He survived, so they took it out and inspected him and let us hold the rabbit.

Then the scientist said "2 hours from now we are going to take that rabbit and place it in the machine." They scheduled a jump for later in the day and this was the result. It blew our minds, like some kind of magic trick I was picking up the cage and looking for a hole or some hidden compartment.

2 hours later we took the rabbit and placed it in the machine and sent it back 2 hours.

That is when I asked, "Where is the rabbit now?"

That is when they said "Not where but when."

Maybe you can tell me where the rabbit went.

OP your story is interesting, like many other self claimed "timetravelers" here on this very forum.

The big difference here, is that you could provide actual evidence of your claims but no one seems to be interested. This happens just when I thought nothing here will ever surprise me anymore.

we put a squirrel in the machine once, it came back with a bag of peanuts from your time

we had to kill the squirrel unfortunately because the viral outbreak in your time

and they had squirrels in the movie traveling through time as well...

hint?

i was sent back to 1984 on one mission to observe and archive certain things

Dad?

It's like 4.chan moved into here or something. Sad.

Well OP, I think you choosed the wrong forum to share your story. You should try another one that starts with "Above". Search on google "conspiracy forum" and you will find it. I'm sure somebody there will take this seriously to prove or disprove you:

"I guess I don't know how you would get a DNA sample without someone being suspicious. If you could do that, I would be willing to submit my DNA now for testing in comparison to my younger self. Why don't you email me and we will discuss it. Or we can discuss it right here in public (up to the point of divulging my last name and location in boulder of my younger self of course)."

So how did the rabbit catch up to the current time in which to "pop" out?

Or did they somehow pull the rabbit out of it's state?

If something is a few seconds out of time, it would stay a few seconds out of time.

It would never catch up because it would always be behind.

So in thirty years are you going to "pop" up somewhere?
Dead bones and all?

How did they get by the whole planet moving through space and time conundrum?

Where was the other Rabbit? There must have existed 2 same Rabbits at this point? You say you sent the Rabbit that was sent back, but logically you must have sent the other Rabbit that was there already... hmm?

time travelling is confusing lol

I want to come clean I'm a time traveler too.

I remember back in 2036, there wasn't much electricity. Women went crazy with vibrators and killed off most of the men with them. I escaped to the Rockies with my dog Bruno where I fucked many goats and sheep. I liked sheep more. Bruno became very jealous and raped me in a fit of jealousy one night. I killed Bruno with a battery operated vibrator the next day. I buried him near Buzz Kill Hill. Saddest day of my life.

After a while a gay man named Nick found me. He taught me how to cross dress and fit in. I was chosen from a troupe of Super Lesbian women to travel back in time - purpose to collect as much semen as humanly possibly and bring it back. Trouble is when I got here and I didn't quite know what to do.

I started off small, with $18 dollars I brought with me from the future, I went to wall mart and bought a jean skirt and cum dumpster t-shirt. I then went to work in the parking lot. Well needless to say, I'm loving it, and I don't want to go back. I'm making too much money and having too much fun.

I will continue with my mission saving all semen from my johns condoms in mayonnaise jars, until I can find a way to send them back with out me.

I can't say more now, because those are the rules.

Signed Jacob Load Queen Time.

Last Edited by Crouching Geezer Hidden Drugs on 08/06/2010 06:00 PM

Chill dude this thread has just started

1. How many on this thread are claiming to be "time travellers"?
2.what documentation did they give you besides the 2010 cash?
3. Why did they send you? What is your "mission"?
4. What are the names of the other two travellers?
5. Did your "dad" travel too? When and Where? And if you think he is your dad - where is your mother?

Right, I forgot that the OP could disappear in any moment and no one will be able to make any fucking test later... sorry for not chilling enough... asshole.

in our time, we got off of oil, it was a defining moment that everybody was proud of

we no longer had corporations that raped the planet, because most of the planet was inhabitable

majority of the people depended on each other more than ever

1 to 5.

Irrelevant

What about focussing on the OP's desire to provide a DNA sample for comparison?

I would so warn my family if I were you...maybe you do and that's how you survive? Oh the conundrum !

when i was sent back to 1961, i fell in love with a woman of that period

needless to say, i violated one of the rules of time travel, not to engage in intercourse

i was punished and she suffered a miscarriage

do modern day dildos satisfy your anus the way the ones in the future do?

why 1961?

just look at the events of that period, and how each event could have altered the timeline(s)

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Who is the most important person of your time 2040?

OP, are you AlcyoneofMars, doing another military sponsored psy op?

Thread: AlcyoneOfMars, the time traveler, is still around in 'our time'

It sure smacks of it.

Dead giveaway of fraud and a regular GLP reader: Using the term "bug out." That's a very werid term that typically only fringe lunatics use, and certainly would not be "slang" in 30 years.

When you were young, did you use Dollars or gold and silver as money?

My name is Durwin and I was born in 2040 and at age 5 in 2045 I was given these blue popcorn seeds. I put them in the microwave and they popped. I ate the popcorn and it took be to 2010 and I wasn't alive because I wasn't born yet.

Fema camps, the Jews for a long tim all thought they were going to go there. But the joke was on them. They never made it.

part 2 of your question, no one knows for sure, but Rush Limbaugh is alive, healthy and quite happy in his golden years. In fact people say there is a big statue of him somewhere in Nebraska along side of the east west highway.

Fake. No one's alive after 2038, time-ender and all.

Actually it is irrelevant for you to re-establish what the OP has already stated ...and create an entire new thread regarding the same topic.

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