Is the band "Tool" satanic or just philosophical?

Why ? Because you're agnostic and you like Tool? Eat shit faggot.

Tool DOES believe in God... That is, at least to say Maynard James Keenan does because HE IS a recovering alcoholic/addict, you moron.

All the things they talk about relate to how the government brainwashes us and how sick fucking people are because they KNOW how THEY are and have overcome it.

Listen to Vicarious:

"Eye on the TV
'cause tragedy thrills me
Whatever flavour
It happens to be like;
Killed by the husband
Drowned by the ocean
Shot by his own son
She used the poison in his tea
And kissed him goodbye
That's my kind of story
It's no fun 'til someone dies

Don't look at me like
I am a monster
Frown out your one face
But with the other
Stare like a junkie
Into the TV
Stare like a zombie
While the mother
Holds her child
Watches him die
Hands to the sky crying
Why, oh why?
'cause I need to watch things die
From a distance

Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies
You all need it too, don't lie

Why can't we just admit it?
Why can't we just admit it?

We won't give pause until the blood is flowing
Neither the brave nor bold
The writers of stories sold
We won't give pause until the blood is flowing

I need to watch things die
From a good safe distance

Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies
You all feel the same so
Why can't we just admit it?

Blood like rain come down
Drawn on grave and ground

Part vampire
Part warrior
Carnivore and voyeur
Stare at the transmittal
Sing to the death rattle

La, la, la, la, la, la, la-lie

Credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men.
Pull your head on out your hippy haze and give a listen.
Shouldn't have to say it all again.
The universe is hostile. so Impersonal. devour to survive.
So it is. So it's always been.

We all feed on tragedy
It's like blood to a vampire

Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies
Much better you than I"


THIS should pretty much be GLP's theme song. They are talking about the world jerking off to blood on the news because they like to watch things die "from a good safe distance" because they are scumbags possessed by the Devil to put that extremely briefly.



And of course, "Sober"


There's a shadow just behind me,
Shrouding every step I take,
Making every promise empty,
Pointing every finger at me.
Waiting like a stalking butler
Who upon the finger rests.
Murder now the path of "must we"
Just because the son has come.

Jesus, won't you fucking whistle
Something but the past is done?
Jesus, won't you fucking whistle
Something but the past is done?

Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over.
Why can't we drink forever.
I just want to start this over.

I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down.

Mother Mary won't you whisper
Something but the past is done.
Mother Mary won't you whisper
Something but the past is done.

Why can't we not be sober?
Just want to start this over.
Why can't we sleep forever.
I just want to start this over.

I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave,
Trust me [x5]

Why can't we not be sober?
Just want to start things over.
Why can't we sleep forever.
I just want to start this over.

I want what I want [x4]


This is why most tards relate to the music so much because HE is singing about how he USED to be before he got sober... and most of you are still LIKE THAT, sadly, so you enjoy singing the lyrics.

In summary, no, Tool is not Satanic, nor it is Agnostic as you wish it was. And it's not philosophical either, like you agnostics like to pride yourselves being. It speaks the TRUTH, is what. Truth is not "philosophy."

dude you oughta listen to maynard from tool's other personal project Puscifer ...

the song "sour grapes" ???

chanting YAHWEH YAHOVA YAHWEH YAHOVA! over and over!

dude found the REAL christ..... himself :) (we all are christs)

they're just art fags who smoke a lot DMT

Seriously? They like Crowley, their stuff is dark and their video images horrifying and frightening and then they are into the occult and we have an image of one of them sitting in the middle of a pentagram. So we are supposed to think that they are just harmless agnostics and philosophers?

I think the real question to ask is, is there any popular music at all, that is not satanic these days?

Seriously? They like Crowley, their stuff is dark and their video images horrifying and frightening and then they are into the occult and we have an image of one of them sitting in the middle of a pentagram. So we are supposed to think that they are just harmless agnostics and philosophers?

I think the real question to ask is, is there any popular music at all, that is not satanic these days?

Danny thinks evil is cool. He doesn't know evil. Yet.

The song "Eulogy" leads me to think that they are against the Christian worldview.

So according to christians, which believe that if you are not with Christ then you are against him, this would be satanic.

Ehh. Wrong answer.

I personally Don't care what they are..
All I know is they Kick some Serious Fucking Ass!
Love Maynard in Tool & A Perfect Circle

I wonder if that is a by-product of being ass-fucked and preached too at the same time.

I personally Don't care what they are..
All I know is they Kick some Serious Fucking Ass!
Love Maynard in Tool & A Perfect Circle

I'm very curious. The message I get from them is pretty clear, and ironically, somewhat true the King James version of the Bible.

I am not calling Tool "Christian prog-metal". xD

Just curious to see what you think...

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I personally Don't care what they are..
All I know is they Kick some Serious Fucking Ass!
Love Maynard in Tool & A Perfect Circle

Tool promotes new age and occultism, opening the third eye, eastern mysticism, "spiritual evolution", not to mention a habit of directly mocking Christianity. So yea, they are the definition of a satanic-influenced rock band, though notably much more sophisticated than most other rock groups.

They have hypnotized untold millions into their mystic worldviews.

This is coming from personal experience. I used to be a Tool-fanatic.