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John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World

 
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John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
[link to www.thedailyrash.com]

John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
By Mark Donahue
ORLANDO, FLORIDA – Officials at Disney World announced this afternoon that actor John Travolta was asked to leave the amusement park on Memorial Day after he jumped into the water of a theme ride and proceeded to urinate. When the incident occurred, holiday revelers ran towards Disney security team members as parents attempted to shield the eyes of their toddlers.

Kevin Campbell told The Daily Rash that he was “taken aback” when he saw what was taking place in front of him and his seven small children.

“I saw a man in his underwear swimming in the lagoon. I thought
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08/08/2010 10:01 AM
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Re: John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
He was performing a sacred scientology ritual!
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pinit
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Re: John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
I am stuck on the 7 children. How can you remember that many names????? Leave John alone.
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Re: John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
lolz.....


i once saw a picture of him making out with a guy!
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Re: John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
it's a farce site, like the Onion. them just jokes.
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bsflag
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08/08/2010 10:07 AM
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Why joke about that? The guy's been through a lot the past year or two. I think he's a scientologist nut but still he lost his kid and dogs.
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Re: John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
Have you seen his latest movie "From Paris with Love"?

Awesome action movie.

It's from the same guy that directed "Taken",
two years ago.
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08/08/2010 10:12 AM
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Re: John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
Somebody Get that bush he pissed on..and sell the leaves!!
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08/08/2010 10:13 AM
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Re: John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
mans gotta pee...
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I am stuck on the 7 children. How can you remember that many names????? Leave John alone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 529006

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08/08/2010 10:23 AM
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Re: John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
who hasnt pee'd outside? Further...who hasn't pee'd in a water theme ride at Disney Land!
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08/08/2010 10:26 AM
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After reading the story, don't tell me the guy aint on some good chit! Either that or he's lost his marbles! It is a toss up! cool2
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08/08/2010 10:28 AM
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Re: John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
Wow, you are just full of the fake articles today, arent you? This is the scene from a movie he did about 3 yrs ago.

Another bsflag Story from India.
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08/08/2010 10:29 AM
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Re: John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
Interstingly he chose the Small World ride to piss upon since it is an "Illuminati mural" of symbology just like the Denver Airport
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08/08/2010 10:30 AM
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that can land you on the sex offender list in my state
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08/08/2010 10:32 AM
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that can land you on the sex offender list in my state
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 880044


It's a fake story. OP is posting fake stories today, including the Mel Gibson interview.

Man you guys will eat up just about anything handed you.
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08/08/2010 10:33 AM
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Interstingly he chose the Small World ride to piss upon since it is an "Illuminati mural" of symbology just like the Denver Airport
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Re: John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
Interstingly he chose the Small World ride to piss upon since it is an "Illuminati mural" of symbology just like the Denver Airport
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that can land you on the sex offender list in my state


It's a fake story. OP is posting fake stories today, including the Mel Gibson interview.

Man you guys will eat up just about anything handed you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 966567


story may be true or untrue, it doesn't matter, my point is that peeing in public will put you on the sex offender list in my state.
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08/08/2010 10:50 AM
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Re: John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
Just read the entire article, it's definitely a joke,

"When I realized that it was world famous actor John Travolta, I almost peed my own self!” exclaimed Brogan Haglund, who’d driven all the way from Utah with his wife and fourteen kids. “My wife jumped off the boat and swam to shore, crying hysterically. The kids and I paddled the boat with our hands to reach her and then all sixteen of us ran for help!"

"Brittany pointed and shouted that there was a man peeing in the water! My son Lars strained to look as I wrestled to cover his eyes. Bernie dialed 911 on his cell phone as I distracted the children with a slinky I carry in my purse."

14 kids??? Who the fuck carries a slinky in their purse?
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[link to www.thedailyrash.com]

John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
By Mark Donahue
ORLANDO, FLORIDA – Officials at Disney World announced this afternoon that actor John Travolta was asked to leave the amusement park on Memorial Day after he jumped into the water of a theme ride and proceeded to urinate. When the incident occurred, holiday revelers ran towards Disney security team members as parents attempted to shield the eyes of their toddlers.

Kevin Campbell told The Daily Rash that he was “taken aback” when he saw what was taking place in front of him and his seven small children.

“I saw a man in his underwear swimming in the lagoon. I thought
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1061613


THis isn't as funny as when John urinates out
the side of his private 757 he keeps at his
house in Orlando.
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Re: John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
He was performing a sacred scientology ritual!
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AHAHHAHahahahaa.... was he doing an organ harvest?
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Re: John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
Just read the entire article, it's definitely a joke,

"When I realized that it was world famous actor John Travolta, I almost peed my own self!” exclaimed Brogan Haglund, who’d driven all the way from Utah with his wife and fourteen kids. “My wife jumped off the boat and swam to shore, crying hysterically. The kids and I paddled the boat with our hands to reach her and then all sixteen of us ran for help!"

"Brittany pointed and shouted that there was a man peeing in the water! My son Lars strained to look as I wrestled to cover his eyes. Bernie dialed 911 on his cell phone as I distracted the children with a slinky I carry in my purse."

14 kids??? Who the fuck carries a slinky in their purse?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1061837


lmao
lucem ferre

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10/24/2011 07:31 PM
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Re: John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
it;s just urine people...
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10/24/2011 07:33 PM
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Re: John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
I see where you're going here.
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It's a small world after all...
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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Re: John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
IF this is a true story, he has lost all sense of decency
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Re: John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
I remember when Thomas Kinkaid got wasted and urinated at the park, while yelling, "F_k Dinsney!@#

...real class act.
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[link to www.thedailyrash.com]

John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World
By Mark Donahue
ORLANDO, FLORIDA – Officials at Disney World announced this afternoon that actor John Travolta was asked to leave the amusement park on Memorial Day after he jumped into the water of a theme ride and proceeded to urinate. When the incident occurred, holiday revelers ran towards Disney security team members as parents attempted to shield the eyes of their toddlers.

Kevin Campbell told The Daily Rash that he was “taken aback” when he saw what was taking place in front of him and his seven small children.

“I saw a man in his underwear swimming in the lagoon. I thought
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1061613


OP.....this is a SATIRE and JOKE site.....same as THE ONION.


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