John Travolta Urinates Outside at Disney World

He was performing a sacred scientology ritual!

I am stuck on the 7 children. How can you remember that many names????? Leave John alone.

lolz.....


i once saw a picture of him making out with a guy!

it's a farce site, like the Onion. them just jokes.

Why joke about that? The guy's been through a lot the past year or two. I think he's a scientologist nut but still he lost his kid and dogs.

Have you seen his latest movie "From Paris with Love"?

Awesome action movie.

It's from the same guy that directed "Taken",
two years ago.

Somebody Get that bush he pissed on..and sell the leaves!!

mans gotta pee...

SNEEZY...GRUMPY...Happy....ect ect

who hasnt pee'd outside? Further...who hasn't pee'd in a water theme ride at Disney Land!

After reading the story, don't tell me the guy aint on some good chit! Either that or he's lost his marbles! It is a toss up!

Wow, you are just full of the fake articles today, arent you? This is the scene from a movie he did about 3 yrs ago.

Another Story from India.

Interstingly he chose the Small World ride to piss upon since it is an "Illuminati mural" of symbology just like the Denver Airport

that can land you on the sex offender list in my state

It's a fake story. OP is posting fake stories today, including the Mel Gibson interview.

Man you guys will eat up just about anything handed you.

Interstingly he chose the Small World ride to piss upon since it is an "Illuminati mural" of symbology just like the Denver Airport

Interstingly he chose the Small World ride to piss upon since it is an "Illuminati mural" of symbology just like the Denver Airport

story may be true or untrue, it doesn't matter, my point is that peeing in public will put you on the sex offender list in my state.

Just read the entire article, it's definitely a joke,

"When I realized that it was world famous actor John Travolta, I almost peed my own self!” exclaimed Brogan Haglund, who’d driven all the way from Utah with his wife and fourteen kids. “My wife jumped off the boat and swam to shore, crying hysterically. The kids and I paddled the boat with our hands to reach her and then all sixteen of us ran for help!"

"Brittany pointed and shouted that there was a man peeing in the water! My son Lars strained to look as I wrestled to cover his eyes. Bernie dialed 911 on his cell phone as I distracted the children with a slinky I carry in my purse."

14 kids??? Who the fuck carries a slinky in their purse?

THis isn't as funny as when John urinates out
the side of his private 757 he keeps at his
house in Orlando.

AHAHHAHahahahaa.... was he doing an organ harvest?

it;s just urine people...

I see where you're going here.

It's a small world after all...

IF this is a true story, he has lost all sense of decency

I remember when Thomas Kinkaid got wasted and urinated at the park, while yelling, "F_k Dinsney!@#

...real class act.

OP.....this is a SATIRE and JOKE site.....same as THE ONION.