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"If I were god"

 
Czarcasym
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"If I were god"
If I were god...

...I would give everyone wings, so there would be no need for fossil fuels...

...I would make huge trees that were hollow so now one would need to cut them down...

...I would make all the Earth's temperature 80 degrees F, no more heating or cooling...

...I would place all the food you could ever eat on all the trees and bushes...

...I would separate the day and night equally...

...I would make all water pure and sweet to drink...

...I would let you fly to the Moon and other planets...

..,I would make you all the same color...

...I would give you sight to see in the dark...

...I would hold you dear to my heart...


Now for all this I ask nothing...

except...
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If i were god, i would make sure every couple that got together, were meant to be togeher.
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You CAN be god if enough people believe in you; it works for many others, even the invisible ones.
I'm smarter than a rock
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If i were god, i would make sure every couple that got together, were meant to be togeher.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1058731



If I were god every couple would be "GREAT" together...
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You CAN be god if enough people believe in you; it works for many others, even the invisible ones.
 Quoting: ºSPOTº



If I were god... I would be a beacon of light that all would see...
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You CAN be god if enough people believe in you; it works for many others, even the invisible ones.



If I were god... I would be a beacon of light that all would see...
 Quoting: Czarcasym

But you already are a God OP ! ,JUST ASK YOUR PET!
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If I was God I would reveal myself and stop causing so much confusion and suffering through religious differences once and for all.
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I like that OP. You made me smile inside. hf
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If I were God, consequences would never be the same.
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I would be wrathful and merciful for indiscriminate reasons.
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You're not god so shut up
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You CAN be god if enough people believe in you; it works for many others, even the invisible ones.



If I were god... I would be a beacon of light that all would see...

But you already are a God OP ! ,JUST ASK YOUR PET!
 Quoting: Starcharter 964583


So fuckim true.
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You CAN be god if enough people believe in you; it works for many others, even the invisible ones.



If I were god... I would be a beacon of light that all would see...

But you already are a God OP ! ,JUST ASK YOUR PET!
 Quoting: Starcharter 964583


If I were god...I would have no pets...

Just friends...

Thanks... peace
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If I was God I would reveal myself and stop causing so much confusion and suffering through religious differences once and for all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1061744



If I were god...You would already be revealed...

peace
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You CAN be god if enough people believe in you; it works for many others, even the invisible ones.



If I were god... I would be a beacon of light that all would see...

But you already are a God OP ! ,JUST ASK YOUR PET!


If I were god...I would have no pets...

Just friends...

Thanks... peace
 Quoting: Czarcasym

It's lonely at the top...
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I like that OP. You made me smile inside. hf
 Quoting: Full Circle



If I were god you would smile everyday...


peace


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If I were God, consequences would never be the same.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1059478



If I were god...

There would be no consequences...


5a
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I would be wrathful and merciful for indiscriminate reasons.
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If I were god...

I would just be indiscriminate...


rockon
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You're not god so shut up
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 727691



If I were god...

You would not need to hear me...


peace
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Jean de La Fontaine
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Re: "If I were god"
You CAN be god if enough people believe in you; it works for many others, even the invisible ones.



If I were god... I would be a beacon of light that all would see...

But you already are a God OP ! ,JUST ASK YOUR PET!


So fuckim true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1061233



If I were god...

there would be only truth...


hf
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Jean de La Fontaine
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Re: "If I were god"
You CAN be god if enough people believe in you; it works for many others, even the invisible ones.



If I were god... I would be a beacon of light that all would see...

But you already are a God OP ! ,JUST ASK YOUR PET!


If I were god...I would have no pets...

Just friends...

Thanks... peace

It's lonely at the top...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1062189



If I were god...

Everyone would be at the top...

rockon
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Jean de La Fontaine
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If I were God I would give Free Will to my manifestation. Wow, I heard "man-infestation" instead of manifestation.
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If I were God I would give Free Will to my manifestation. Wow, I heard "man-infestation" instead of manifestation.
 Quoting: reptilicus 1059620



If I were god...

There would be no Freudian slips...

afro
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If I were God I would throw away the cars and the bars and the war and make sweet love to you. Oh wait! That's what I'd do if I were king of the world! My bad!
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If I were God I would throw away the cars and the bars and the war and make sweet love to you. Oh wait! That's what I'd do if I were king of the world! My bad!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1039855



If I were god...

All would be King...

5a
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If I were God I would love everyone and everything all day long, and I would long for everyone to love me in the same way. Ahh the many splendors of Love. Let us love each other in orgies of love. Love is the most important thing. Love love love, love is all you need.

Heck, I don't need to be God, I can love already. I can spend my whole life loving. So can you. Listen to me and learn my ways. I am a Godblessed human being.

I am a Godblessed Christian, by the way, and everything I just said is entirely Biblical.
Love, Peace and Light
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