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Why do all fat guys have small penises?

 
Fatty Mc Fat
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08/12/2010 08:11 PM
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Why do all fat guys have small penises?
When they lose weight and become more fit does it get bigger? Is it due to high estrogen levels in their overweight bodies?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/12/2010 08:28 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
anyone?
Anonymous Coward
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08/12/2010 08:30 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
To prevent said fat person from thinking their dong is
a kielbasa sausage that they can eat.
Anonymous Coward
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08/12/2010 08:30 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
Because your wanger doesn't just hang on the bottom of your gut. It is connected to stuff inside. So as the fat grows out, it covers the base of the wanger.
clear_eyes

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08/12/2010 08:31 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
so they cant breed very easily and make nasty little fat babies.
Mr Pants

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08/12/2010 08:32 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
You forgot Ron Jeremy.
Anonymous Coward
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08/12/2010 09:08 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
Nothing grows where the sun doesn't shine. Maybe being in the perpetual shadow of their enormous belly ceases growth.
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08/12/2010 09:10 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
Explained as only an Aussie could!
Anonymous Coward
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08/12/2010 09:11 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
You forgot Ron Jeremy.
 Quoting: Mr Pants


lmao sockpuppet
Anonymous Coward
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08/12/2010 09:12 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
How would you know this, is my question.
Atheist

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08/12/2010 09:12 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
You forgot Ron Jeremy.
 Quoting: Mr Pants


That guy just is a penis.
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08/12/2010 09:13 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
When they lose weight and become more fit does it get bigger? Is it due to high estrogen levels in their overweight bodies?
 Quoting: Fatty Mc Fat 1066498



So, have you measured ALL the penises of men you would call fat?

And, have you had an obsession with the penis for long?
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08/12/2010 09:14 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
When they lose weight and become more fit does it get bigger? Is it due to high estrogen levels in their overweight bodies?
 Quoting: Fatty Mc Fat 1066498


Are you a male or female, OP?
Olibow

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08/12/2010 09:14 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
They don't. They just have a lot more bulk around it.
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Anonymous Coward
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08/12/2010 09:15 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
Do i have a small dick or are my legs just really big?
Anonymous Coward
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08/12/2010 09:23 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
They haven't had the chances to work it out.
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
That's the way the game goes, Cracker.
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07/07/2013 02:52 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
When they realize they have a small penis they try to forget with food and alcohol.
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2013 02:55 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
you can grow your dick with dick pulling...
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2013 02:56 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
Because the giant lump of fat on your pelvic bone covers half the shaft. That and they usually have bad circulation and can't get enough blood flow to fully engorge the shaft.
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2013 02:57 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
I will say this: I was a fat teenager and I thought I had a tiny penis. When I lost my weight in adulthood it was like I had suddenly grown a superdick.
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07/07/2013 03:00 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
I think this is true. The opposite for tall, skinny guys.
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07/07/2013 03:02 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
you can grow your dick with dick pulling...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1230294


hmm
Prostetnik

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07/07/2013 03:20 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
I have never noticed this, but then I have never been naked with a fat man.
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07/07/2013 03:31 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
its probably because a) the fat makes it look smaller and b) since they obviously dont work out, their blood circulation isnt as good so weaker boners
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2013 03:36 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
I can see op standing next to jonah falcon in a club loo. Laughing at his belly then looking shocked when he glimses his dick. Jonah smiles. Zips up his pants and leaves op looking down at himself dissapointed.
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2013 03:38 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
I will say this: I was a fat teenager and I thought I had a tiny penis. When I lost my weight in adulthood it was like I had suddenly grown a superdick.
 Quoting: mind's eye


^^^^THIS^^^^

I can't speak for others but I had the same thought. I was fat in high school but lost it all by the time I was 17 and I too thought it had suddenly grown a good 3 inches at least. However it's not that it grows. It's the fat around the pubic bone that disappears. It only appears to grow. It makes sense.
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2013 03:39 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
Fat pad devours it.
BoilerBloodline

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07/07/2013 03:41 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
Ummm totally not true. See Ron Jeremy.
Abuse the masses to reach a few.
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2013 03:42 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
excess estrogen gives you little penis syndrome. many fat guys are loaded with extra estrogen, which can be a symptom of body and belly fat.

you will also notice, fat men have large female shaped breast's, and a higher pitch voice.
Nam Marine
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07/07/2013 04:39 PM
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Re: Why do all fat guys have small penises?
For the same reason skinny guys have big ones,.....
only different !

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